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Foreign Nurses Vs Nigeria Nurses by Judechukwu5n(m): 8:07pm On Feb 27, 2015
FOREIGN NURSES VS NIGERIAN NURSES
If you see where a woman is giving birth abroad,
even as a man, you will feel like getting pregnant.
For only one woman in Labour, You will see an
obstetrician,
A gynecologist
A general surgeon
A specialist surgeon
An anesthetist
A registered nurse midwife
And even registered nurses, plus social welfare
officer and so on.
And they pet women in labour That is why it is
called "Delivery Room" over there.
But in Nigeria my country it is called "Labour
Room".
And if you see what women go through here, You
will agree that it should also be called
CONFESSION and TRIAL room.
Nigerian nurses make pregnancy look like a
criminal offence.
And the worse thing is that they are everywhere
Both private and government hospitals.
For instance........
When a woman who is in labour is brought to the
hospital, They will throw her into the labour room
and lock her up like a criminal awaiting trial and
they will go to the reception and be gossiping Or
go into the Dr.'s office and be "totori-ing" Until the
woman will start shouting like a goat.
And when they go to meet her is not to help her
but to insult her.
You hear things like....
" Na me do you?"
"The man wey do you no dey here oooO"
" Madam push oooO!"
" Abeg open leg joor!
"Abi u wan kill your pikin?"
" You better push now or I go leave you here oo!"
Then the next thing is to report to Matron, Those
matrons with extra extra large buttocks.
I now know wetin dey make their buttocks big
oo.......maybe the sitting on it all day sha. But do
you know if you don't have such an extra ordinarily
extended pelvic protuberance You cannot be a
matron in naija?.Hmnnnn....o ga oooo
Those matrons only have two jobs.
Sitting down in one place for hours or slapping
women in Labour. So when the matron is called,
the next thing she does is to slap the woman in
Labour and the baby will jump out with anger...
I wonder if they are not women themselves..."

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Re: Foreign Nurses Vs Nigeria Nurses by kestolove95(m): 9:07pm On Feb 27, 2015
Thank God na America dem born me

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