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What Happened On My Visit To A Rich Man's House by jackpot(f): 11:19am On Feb 28, 2015
Hmmm! Nawa For all those rich people ooo. shocked cheesy

I went to see a friend from a very rich family. The maid approached me & asked.
MAID: What would u like to have, fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino , frapuccino or coffee?
ME: Tea pls.
MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, kericho gold tea, bush tea or green tea?
ME: Ceylon tea pls.
MAID: how do u want it, black or white?
ME: White. ... MAID: Milk or fresh cream?
ME: With milk.
MAID: Goat milk or cow milk?
ME: Cow’s milk.
MAID: Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?
ME: Uhm, lemme go with d freeze land cow. MAID: Would u like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
ME: Sugar.
MAID: Bee sugar or cane sugar?
ME: Cane sugar
MAID: White, brown or yellow sugar? ME: Abeg, forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water...
MAID: Mineral, tap or distilled water?
ME: Mineral water.
MAID: flavoured or non flavoured?
ME: In fact get me an empty glass!
MAID: Do you want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug?
ME: Abeg, free me, I go swallow my spit...

Have a lovely weekend jor cool cool cool

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Re: What Happened On My Visit To A Rich Man's House by ginawest(f): 11:45am On Feb 28, 2015
yaay!!dis op av kill me wit laff o
Re: What Happened On My Visit To A Rich Man's House by spacefreak: 12:10pm On Feb 28, 2015
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Re: What Happened On My Visit To A Rich Man's House by Fribery: 12:32pm On Feb 28, 2015
nice joke jack inna pot..
Re: What Happened On My Visit To A Rich Man's House by AlphaDibia(m): 10:55pm On Mar 16, 2015
Walahi
Re: What Happened On My Visit To A Rich Man's House by bluefilm: 5:37pm On Jun 25, 2021
jackpot:
Hmmm! Nawa For all those rich people ooo. shocked cheesy

I went to see a friend from a very rich family. The maid approached me & asked.
MAID: What would u like to have, fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino , frapuccino or coffee?
ME: Tea pls.
MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, kericho gold tea, bush tea or green tea?
ME: Ceylon tea pls.
MAID: how do u want it, black or white?
ME: White. ... MAID: Milk or fresh cream?
ME: With milk.
MAID: Goat milk or cow milk?
ME: Cow’s milk.
MAID: Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?
ME: Uhm, lemme go with d freeze land cow. MAID: Would u like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
ME: Sugar.
MAID: Bee sugar or cane sugar?
ME: Cane sugar
MAID: White, brown or yellow sugar? ME: Abeg, forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water...
MAID: Mineral, tap or distilled water?
ME: Mineral water.
MAID: flavoured or non flavoured?
ME: In fact get me an empty glass!
MAID: Do you want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug?
ME: Abeg, free me, I go swallow my spit...

Have a lovely weekend jor cool cool cool

Very funny grin grin grin

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