Lolss

sirRiddy:
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is for house

chrisviral:


This made my day!
Mine are still lying even till now

I fear DAT ur mama ooo!

ah trecked 5miles to nd fro to school...nor b lie sha

buh hw du yu xpect me to treck?

My parents told me Jesus is comming soon...since den till now, nothing! Now I've realized dat "soon" isn't wot it seems 2 mean

My Dad was like Maxwell don't go close to Any iron when its raining ,if u do it would shock u
.....
Mosquito transfers Acid into the body.. This way I don't go close to the Net at home

EroticAngelina:
lol.. the one my mum use to say very well is.. when I was ur age( I use to wake up around 3a.m and do all the house chores before going to skul and market!

mah hear! my mama wey like sleep pass okpa

wish kind pikin u be ?

My parents especially my mummy and daddy did not lie to me plesea

My Dad once lied (Jokingly tho)to me that Christmas have been cancelled.

I cried.

I think I was abt 5 or 6 then.

very true

yuzjet:


I fear DAT ur mama ooo!

My mama no too lie sha, if call those stuff lie, her usual line was how she would trek from Umuahia to Enugu to fetch water and M like, Heeeey Mama Easy naa

My mum would always threaten to take us to one baba when she was trying to find out which child was lying. According to her, the baba would touch all of us with 'something' and the lying child would instanly somersault, hit the floor, hit the ceiling, fall down to the floor again and then die. Omo! See me owning up to things I didn't do then cos I was terrified of even going to the baba's presence. When I remember the beatings I ate for things I didn't do, I weep for my mumuness.

You can't try this with my 4 years old nephew now sha. Cos only him will tell you how he will kick the baba and the baba will go and land in the moon. I love kids of nowadays

Bt all dose lies was for their child/ern gud, sme hw sha it helps

mcdokwe:
maybe not instanta

i would love to point out the ignorance in your statement but i'm busy watching Obama a long time toker..When he runs mad i'll call you

lie ke...they av never lied to me, they only advice me.

If you go out in the night masquerade will catch you.

Seriously, My Parents never told me any of this lies...


If they did, maybe I cant remember...

Lwkmd oooooo




Omo a se iru e fun e ooooooooo




Cant just stop laffin here

EroticAngelina:
lol.. the one my mum use to say very well is.. when I was ur age( I use to wake up around 3a.m and do all the house chores before going to skul and market!

mah hear! my mama wey like sleep pass okpa

Oya, pen and paper so I can jot down some convincing lies for future purposes.

jauntty:
My Dad once lied (Jokingly tho)to me that Christmas have been cancelled.

I cried.

I think I was abt 5 or 6 then.

so funny

chelseabmw:
"Don't drink coconut water, it will make you dull" like WTF

Till date i don't take Coconut water because of this.

chrisviral:


My mama no too lie sha, if call those stuff lie, her usual line was how she would trek from Umuahia to Enugu to fetch water and M like, Heeeey Mama Easy naa

Lfmao, na my granny used to make DAT punch lines. She'll be like, they'll wake up @3am, then trek from a far distance like DAT which is a market.

ibrahimofic:
If you go out in the night masquerade will catch you.

omor ur own sure pass o!

emusmith:


Tell us joor

Don't joor me

imaging my mum telling me dont av sex yet to avoid hiv nd pregnancy when i am even tired of all sex style, and i was like yes its against d bible self

I guess there was only one position den dat is 1. Dat means dere was only one alphabet den dat is A

#Neveragain will
Buhari smell ASO Rock

Op sef.. Lmao!!

Godmother:
My mum would always threaten to take us to one baba when she was trying to find out which child was lying. According to her, the baba would touch all of us with 'something' and the lying child would instanly somersault, hit the floor, hit the ceiling, fall down to the floor again and then die. Omo! See me owning up to things I didn't do then cos I was terrified of even going to the baba's presence. When I remember the beatings I ate for things I didn't do, I weep for my mumuness.

You can't try this with my 4 years old nephew now sha. Cos only him will tell you how he will kick the baba and the baba will go and land in the moon. I love kids of nowadays

*faints*

yuzjet:


Lfmao, na my granny used to make DAT punch lines. She'll be like, they'll wake up @3am, then trek from a far distance like DAT which is a market.

To them sha it doesn't seem like a lie, probably just over using the figure of speech there.