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Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by LewisO: 3:39pm On Mar 05, 2015
Brito can i check your phone book? undecided
Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by Nobody: 3:39pm On Mar 05, 2015
bishopoliver:
Somewhere in Ibadan...


grin grin
Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by Nascad: 3:39pm On Mar 05, 2015
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Herzumpther:
Lol. Mine will be "a peep into a warri woman's phone book" grin na mama onome and mama ejiro full there o. cheesy
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Hahaha! Na Madam bread, Madam kpokpo garri, Madam beans, Madam Bole. ....etc go full am na.
Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by LewisO: 3:40pm On Mar 05, 2015
lawseph:


na only that bros get the name? in case you don't know, my name is Oluwaseun.
Was just kidding.

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Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by Adesiji77: 3:41pm On Mar 05, 2015
bishopoliver:
Somewhere in Ibadan...

This looks very familiar...I can guess the location if the picture was actually taken in Ibadan.

On a lighter note, maybe the floor was mopped moments before the woman's arrival and she didn't want to stain the floor cheesy
Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by LewisO: 3:41pm On Mar 05, 2015
Dovelike can i check your phone book? undecided
Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by abatisegun: 3:41pm On Mar 05, 2015
gurunlocker:
buhari olodo
. Jonathan. oniro

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Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by gabrol(m): 3:42pm On Mar 05, 2015
gurunlocker:
buhari olodo
u well at all?

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Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by Nobody: 3:42pm On Mar 05, 2015
Nascad:
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Hahaha! Na Madam bread, Madam kpokpo garri, Madam beans, Madam Bole. ....etc go full am na.
grin grin grin

You sabi jor. Na him full my phone book o. cheesy
Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by faradexs09(m): 3:43pm On Mar 05, 2015
Chartey:
Someone sent me this on WhatsApp
If I hear...dz thrash aint done in IB, but for the fun of it....I'll say nice joke
Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by amnestylaw1(m): 3:43pm On Mar 05, 2015
Chartey:
Someone sent me this on WhatsApp

..A PEEP INTO AN IBADAN WOMAN'S PHONE BOOK
I was in Ibadan recently and somebody gave me an insight into what the phone book on the Black Berry of an Ibadan woman will look like

Iya Deji alaso,
Nuru eleran,
Kamoru Onigi,
Iya Monsurat elepo,
Iya Lekan eleja,
Saidi onisu,
Iya ijesha oniru.
Basiru oni moto,
Sola omo baba basira,
Basira onipomo,
Suraju olokada,
Oriyomi alalubosa,
Bose Tailor,
Gbenro agbero,
Noimo olororo,
Iya Luku Oloka,
Akanke alakara eebo,
Sola tisha,
Baba wale nepa,
Iya biliki elepo,
Baba aduke alagunmu jedi,
Iya wasiu onifufu,
Morufu riwaya,
Iya olobi agba,
Baba tawa alajo,
Alani kafinta,
Boda tunde birikila.
Moomi Oloole.
Buoda mi Alani
Iya mi elesuru
Baba ilu eebo
Alao alawin[size=8pt][/size].......

Alao Alawin - Chai, people wicked o. grin grin grin grin
Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by Nobody: 3:43pm On Mar 05, 2015
LewisO:


Mama "Ngborio" nko? undecided
Everything dey my phonebook. grin
Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by Nobody: 3:45pm On Mar 05, 2015
bishopoliver:
Somewhere in Ibadan...

Hehehehehe
Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by amnestylaw1(m): 3:46pm On Mar 05, 2015
Some of those names will work for a good Nollywood movie title- Alani kafinta grin grin
Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by ipledge01: 3:47pm On Mar 05, 2015
Lol always attacking Ibadan
Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by fairygeh(f): 3:50pm On Mar 05, 2015
jeeqaa7:
Ofe mmanu
eediot.ode

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Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by LewisO: 3:51pm On Mar 05, 2015
gabrol:

u well at all?

Chai grin
Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by lwise(m): 3:52pm On Mar 05, 2015
This is the original list



Dis is 2 ease of d day's stress A PEEP INTO AN IBADAN WOMAN'S PHONE
BOOK
Recently, somebody gave an insight into what
the phone book of an Ibadan woman will look
like:
Iya Deji alaso,
Nuru eleran,
Kamoru Onigi,
Iya Monsurat elepo,
Iya Lekan eleja,
Saidi onisu,
Iya ijesha oniru.
Basiru oni moto,
Sola omo baba basira,
Basira oniponmo,
Suraju olokada,
Oriyomi alalubosa,
Bose Tailor,
Gbenro agbero,
Noimo olororo,
Iya Luku Oloka,
Akanke alakara eebo,
Sola tisha,
Baba wale nepa,
Iya biliki elepo,
Baba aduke alagunmu jedi,
Iya wasiu onifufu,
Morufu riwaya,
Iya olobi agba,
Baba tawa alajo,
Alani kafinta,
Boda tunde birikila.
Moomi Oloole.
Buoda mi Alani
Iya mi elesuru
Baba ilu eebo
Bello Olopa jeko jeko
Suberu ologbon ori
Broda Yellow
Baba elero alogi
Solo agbegi lere
Grace pupa
Poolu asona
Baba onifoto
Gambari onisuya
Demola Fokanaisa
Godi omo ibo
Alhaji agbe kanga
Baba gbegi lodo
Biodun repeara
Risi olonje
Alao alawin......... I can't laugh alone jooooo
Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by LewisO: 3:52pm On Mar 05, 2015
Debolly can i check your phone book? undecided
Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by zyzxx(m): 3:52pm On Mar 05, 2015
emusmith:
Segun carpenter nko cheesygrin
amoke elepo
grin
Gud pm sir
Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by Dyt(f): 3:56pm On Mar 05, 2015
I love them jor
That accent is one in a million
kiss
Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by oseiwe(m): 4:00pm On Mar 05, 2015
Chartey:
Is that your LA location Los Angeles? Because I don't understand how UBA Badagry branch can be in Los Angeles.
shey you no dey see (f) waka pass?
Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by robay(m): 4:02pm On Mar 05, 2015
Iya moria elepo cheesy grin
Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by Chartey(m): 4:02pm On Mar 05, 2015
SuperSuave:
you're smart
Thanks sir. It's our Ilorin sense my brother.

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Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by Chartey(m): 4:03pm On Mar 05, 2015
oseiwe:

shey you no dey see (f) waka pass?
No mind me o
Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by Lilimax(f): 4:03pm On Mar 05, 2015
lol smiley
Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by Olaone1: 4:03pm On Mar 05, 2015
You dey craze angry angry angry sad sad
Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by Ezedon(m): 4:04pm On Mar 05, 2015
Chartey:
Someone sent me this on WhatsApp
are you speaking in tongues or what
Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by KLand(m): 4:09pm On Mar 05, 2015
As far as I am concerned, the Ibadan woman has done well. If my mum could write as much, I would be glad about it.

Come to think of it, it is not different from the way I also saved some contacts on my phone. Examples:

Peter mechanic
Timi usher in church
Gbenga plumber
James, man I met on a bus
Bola CORPER at work
Paul cotenant upstairs
Etc.

You see what I mean?
Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by Chartey(m): 4:10pm On Mar 05, 2015
Ezedon:
are you speaking in tongues or what
Yes sir. The Yoruba tongue.

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Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by sisisioge: 4:10pm On Mar 05, 2015
Omg! Laugh don kill me die o! Who let the op in on my phone book? Lol, everyone has a vocation/ parent there...it's all about identity baby grin grin grin


Okanlawon alalubosa grin
Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by Nobody: 4:11pm On Mar 05, 2015
hazyfm1:
SHUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
Davido dey for this pinsure grin grin grin

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