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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Stevano007(m): 8:55am On Mar 06, 2015
sirlaw2:
Do u really need me to give u Five reasons why u should go to bed? Ok.
1. Its past ur bedtime
2. Children, (ur mates) av gone to bed so like i said earlier, its past ur bedtime.
3. Ur mum will soon enter ur room to check on u to knw if u ar really sleeping... (that is if u av ur own room) so put away d phon n go to bed.
4. Surely its nt healthy thinking of nothing but sex n prostitutes every time of the day... The time u wasted posting this would av served beta if u were sleeping. At least a minute amt of brain development would av occured then...
5. Seriously, u should consider going to bed... I will pray 4 u so that u will mary a prostitute at this ur young age... I'd like to see how she will support u in d family n the thread u will open wen u finally contact the STDs that av been calling u since...

P.S... Some people, after writing, will say 'no offence meant'.... Well, if u want to take offence, ur funeral... Sue me.
Cmon Take a Chill pill. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion.. See what Jonathan has caused
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Stevano007(m): 8:58am On Mar 06, 2015
MizMyColi:
Mumumugu
If you have a sister, I'd like to introduce her to this prostitute haven close to where I live.

I'm pretty sure some pervs who subscribe to these points would like to settle down with her after the merverts and perverts in the biz must have groomed her thoroughly.

Deal? grin
You speak like one grin
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Bimpe29: 8:59am On Mar 06, 2015
Do you really know what you are talking about?
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by chival(f): 9:03am On Mar 06, 2015
This is probably the most juvenile piece of crap I ever read. @OP: how old are you?
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by misterh(m): 9:03am On Mar 06, 2015
Is marriage about sex only?
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Mondayok: 9:05am On Mar 06, 2015
May God grant you your heart desire .

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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by ethylene: 9:05am On Mar 06, 2015
mumumugu:
1)more experienced

2)freedom to cheat-she can cheat on me.i can cheat on her.

3)we can watch pornography together and practice a new style

4)i must not always be on top.i may be tired from work and ask her to keep me company ssexually

5)



There are two categories of ladies.-the virgens and the sluts.
The virgens have never had sex.the sluts have had sex.it doesnt matter if its one or twenty men.sex is sex.

While the prostitutes are straight forward, other girls are hypocrites and tend to conceal their sex urge.


5)sluts are fashionable
no harlot ties wrapper immediately after marriage.somehow,their breasts dont sag even after breastfeeding seven kids.

6) girls are boring. Sluts are not.they are adventrous.. She can say interesting stuff, and make jokes, and get jokes, and be a part of the conversation


7) they are no finacial burden.when things are going down, they source their own money and help family

coolhonest,openminded,straightforward
Bros,do u know who is your fada? Just asking thou undecided
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Nicklaus(m): 9:10am On Mar 06, 2015
Your user-name says it all. Poppycock!
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by falseman(m): 9:11am On Mar 06, 2015
12/01/2018
Op reads his post
Reads the comments and realized how childish he was back then.
Deletes this post..... Sadly some bad dudes quoted him.
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Nobody: 9:12am On Mar 06, 2015
Another... on the loose
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Nobody: 9:12am On Mar 06, 2015
Shezhawt:
Total bullshit
Op said u sud choose which one you are: virgin, non-virgin(wit one or 20 men - sex is sex)
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by jkingx(m): 9:13am On Mar 06, 2015
Pinkiedearie:
I'm not suprised about those things you wrote up there..#like begets like..if these are the reasons why you'll get married then you need to visit a rehabilitation centre..#no offense pls
I think this guy was very close to his mother who is or was in every likelihood a prostitute and perhaps have/had relatives as prostitutes!
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by luckman20(m): 9:14am On Mar 06, 2015
7footre:
Jesus please we are tired of waiting for the second coming!!!!!
If you're tired of waiting, goan meet Jesus na grin

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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by kwyllancy: 9:15am On Mar 06, 2015
U re digging ur grave.
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by ayokunlei(m): 9:15am On Mar 06, 2015
mumumugu:
1)more experienced

2)freedom to cheat-she can cheat on me.i can cheat on her.

3)we can watch pornography together and practice a new style

4)i must not always be on top.i may be tired from work and ask her to keep me company ssexually

5)



There are two categories of ladies.-the virgens and the sluts.
The virgens have never had sex.the sluts have had sex.it doesnt matter if its one or twenty men.sex is sex.

While the prostitutes are straight forward, other girls are hypocrites and tend to conceal their sex urge.


5)sluts are fashionable
no harlot ties wrapper immediately after marriage.somehow,their breasts dont sag even after breastfeeding seven kids.

6) girls are boring. Sluts are not.they are adventrous.. She can say interesting stuff, and make jokes, and get jokes, and be a part of the conversation


7) they are no finacial burden.when things are going down, they source their own money and help family

coolhonest,openminded,straightforward

60% correct and be ready to take hiv and std too
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by akinsadeez(m): 9:16am On Mar 06, 2015
But why should an odious topic like this be on front page? Seun should do something about his mods angry
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Nobody: 9:17am On Mar 06, 2015
amokeme:
seconded!
Choose one na: virgin, non-virgin(wit a man or 50men - sex is sex)
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Olufemiolaolu(m): 9:19am On Mar 06, 2015
This is a Clueless post. Its obvious ur mind is narrow & a one way traffic inclined. Ur ignorance has blinded you 2 d fact dat majority of women out there have d potential of becoming great sexual patner if given d neccessary encouragement & training. A prostitute can never be a good wife & mother.
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by michaelwilli(m): 9:19am On Mar 06, 2015
Whats the moral lesson of what you just posted @op
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by karpentar: 9:19am On Mar 06, 2015
Slut can bring another slut for naked party!! I love sluts honestly.
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Nobody: 9:20am On Mar 06, 2015
good luck then
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by iPopAlomo(m): 9:21am On Mar 06, 2015
On point... see as those girls dey lamblast the guy... you all are hookers... #BitterTruth

Ashawo Boys till Eyimba wins UEFA Champions League...
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by hippyzuki(f): 9:22am On Mar 06, 2015
No worry by d tym she Nack all d members of ur family, friends n neighbours yu go no
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by kashflynn(m): 9:23am On Mar 06, 2015
Instead of condemning I think you should borrow a leave from the point he highlighted. Nobody is asking you to b a slot to portray the characteristics listed. They say out of every nonsense there's is a sense.. So forget the fact he said prostitute and focus the positive side. Cause prostitute are still human it's just circumstances. They say na conditions make cray fish bend, so I don't judge them
amokeme:
seconded!
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by chonchoro(m): 9:24am On Mar 06, 2015
somebody needs a medical attention, ambulance pleeeaase........
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by karpentar: 9:25am On Mar 06, 2015
sirlaw2:
Do u really need me to give u Five reasons why u should go to bed? Ok.
1. Its past ur bedtime
2. Children, (ur mates) av gone to bed so like i said earlier, its past ur bedtime.
3. Ur mum will soon enter ur room to check on u to knw if u ar really sleeping... (that is if u av ur own room) so put away d phon n go to bed.
4. Surely its nt healthy thinking of nothing but sex n prostitutes every time of the day... The time u wasted posting this would av served beta if u were sleeping. At least a minute amt of brain development would av occured then...
5. Seriously, u should consider going to bed... I will pray 4 u so that u will mary a prostitute at this ur young age... I'd like to see how she will support u in d family n the thread u will open wen u finally contact the STDs that av been calling u since...

P.S... Some people, after writing, will say 'no offence meant'.... Well, if u want to take offence, ur funeral... Sue me.

Abeg, make we hear word. Some "decent" chicks mess more than so called sluts. They can even dish out more than STDs. I don't know why any girl that f.ucks a bloke that is not her husband shouldn't be called slut.
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Seth89(m): 9:26am On Mar 06, 2015
May God grant your request as you wish @OP.
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by jay89(m): 9:29am On Mar 06, 2015
silvermania:
Another APC supporter is this the change you wanna bring? Hell no. Gej till 2019
silvermania:
Another APC supporter is this the change you wanna bring? Hell no. Gej till 2019
silvermania:
Another APC supporter is this the change you wanna bring? Hell no. Gej till 2019
seconded
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Nobody: 9:29am On Mar 06, 2015
:|And to think this actually made front page?
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by UncleJudax(m): 9:29am On Mar 06, 2015
cutieberie1:
is dat y u created this thread....hw does this affect us in our daily life...
It gives hope to prostitutes. And while I am on it, aren't they women? You ladies do not wish them a better life? like getting married...which in most cases is the light at the end of the tunnel. Enough of the hypocrisy!
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Princewell2012(m): 9:31am On Mar 06, 2015
tchino26:
@Mumumugu: can u make a prost ur wife? lipsrsealed
every woman is a prostitute, including my mother.
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Nobody: 9:33am On Mar 06, 2015
mArriage to u is all about sex.

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