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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by AdeniyiA(m): 9:33am On Mar 06, 2015
Shezhawt:
Total bullshit
amokeme:
seconded!
Thirded!
cool
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by thomasjoe1: 9:33am On Mar 06, 2015
2)freedom to cheat-she can cheat on me.i can cheat on her.

"3)we can watch pornography together and practice a new style"
Babes that are not prostitutes but have matured minds do this so no biggie

"4)i must not always be on top.i may be tired from work and ask her to keep me company ssexually"
Babes that are not prostitutes but have matured minds do this so no biggie

5)



"While the prostitutes are straight forward, other girls are hypocrites and tend to conceal their sex urge."
Prostitutes are not what you think ...............get a "faithful customer" and discover that she starts behaving different .......claiming to be a saint thats a victim of circumstance


5)sluts are fashionable
no harlot ties wrapper immediately after marriage.somehow,their breasts dont sag even after breastfeeding seven kids.

6) girls are boring. Sluts are not.they are adventrous.. She can say interesting stuff, and make jokes, and get jokes, and be a part of the conversation
YOu nerva meet real chick noo ni


7) they are no finacial burden.when things are going down, they source their own money and help family
" on the lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng Run , they are a huger financial burden .......pm me i go tell you more grin

coolhonest,openminded,straightforward[/quote]



in fact its clear you dont know much about Girls/ Ladies / Prostitutes and Women ................
My prayer is that if you are not married , you get married soon and start a REAL life ...........Ashawo no de pay and no be work
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by cutieberie1(f): 9:33am On Mar 06, 2015
UncleJudax:

It gives hope to prostitutes. And while I am on it, aren't they women? You ladies do not wish them a better life? like getting married...which in most cases is the light at the end of the tunnel. Enough of the hypocrisy!

sir,i am not condeming any 1...i'm onli sayin they sud not be reasons to marry evrytym...marry because u love d persn and not lookin 4 reasons..
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by cutieberie1(f): 9:34am On Mar 06, 2015
UncleJudax:

It gives hope to prostitutes. And while I am on it, aren't they women? You ladies do not wish them a better life? like getting married...which in most cases is the light at the end of the tunnel. Enough of the hypocrisy!

sir,i am not condeming any 1...i'm onli sayin they sud not be reasons to marry evrytym...marry because u love d persn and not lookin 4 reasons..
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Nobody: 9:34am On Mar 06, 2015
MizMyColi:
Mumumugu
If you have a sister, I'd like to introduce her to this prostitute haven close to where I live.

I'm pretty sure some pervs who subscribe to these points would like to settle down with her after the merverts and perverts in the biz must have groomed her thoroughly.

Deal? grin
We still have to know the category you belong: virgin or non-virgin(wit a man or 50men - sex is sex)
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by intercom: 9:34am On Mar 06, 2015
You are F****K @ poster
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Xcellkarter(m): 9:35am On Mar 06, 2015
[color=#000099][/color] the guys name is Mumumu and I don't think he can offer anything good to the society,so that's why he wrote this piece of shit..

By the way why are you giving us reason? did any of us here said he is against you marrying an ashawo . mtchh
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Franchise21(m): 9:37am On Mar 06, 2015
mumumugu:
1)more experienced

2)freedom to cheat-she can cheat on me.i can cheat on her.

3)we can watch pornography together and practice a new style

4)i must not always be on top.i may be tired from work and ask her to keep me company ssexually

5)



There are two categories of ladies.-the virgens and the sluts.
The virgens have never had sex.the sluts have had sex.it doesnt matter if its one or twenty men.sex is sex.

While the prostitutes are straight forward, other girls are hypocrites and tend to conceal their sex urge.


5)sluts are fashionable
no harlot ties wrapper immediately after marriage.somehow,their breasts dont sag even after breastfeeding seven kids.

6) girls are boring. Sluts are not.they are adventrous.. She can say interesting stuff, and make jokes, and get jokes, and be a part of the conversation


7) they are no finacial burden.when things are going down, they source their own money and help family

coolhonest,openminded,straightforward
What can I say
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by mekybabe1: 9:37am On Mar 06, 2015
By the time she gives you enough STDS and bear kids that are not yours, eyes go clear. Nonsense!
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Olammy76(m): 9:43am On Mar 06, 2015
lol..op jst want to catch fun and tackle nairaland girls
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by heayey(m): 9:45am On Mar 06, 2015
mumumugu nooni #shoroniyen
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by UncleJudax(m): 9:48am On Mar 06, 2015
cutieberie1:


sir,i am not condeming any 1...i'm onli sayin they sud not be reasons to marry evrytym...marry because u love d persn and not lookin 4 reasons..
My sister, LOVE is equally a reason to marry. There are instances where people married without love, in these cases love was not one of the reasons. Different motives drive people into marriage.
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by UncleJudax(m): 9:50am On Mar 06, 2015
mekybabe1:
By the time she gives you enough STDS and bear kids that are not yours, eyes go clear. Nonsense!
Even regular/non-prostitute wives do those things. Abi you de live for Mars?
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by ceedeez: 9:54am On Mar 06, 2015
What are you waiting for? Go get one
menix:
@OP....y u dey spoil mkt for dis nairaland ladies..
See as dem tackle u lik final beating wey actor dey give boss 4 film...

Dis 1 wey pple dey vex lik diz, nah ghost go marry doz prost.

Well i know of a friend who married one cous she got preg. Buh i mst tell u, dat family is way way solid than most 9ja families, d understanding is A1....
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by upsonn(m): 9:55am On Mar 06, 2015
amokeme:
seconded!


Thirdedend..... Lolzzzzz

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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by smoothvee(m): 9:55am On Mar 06, 2015
Those cursing the op... Dont you know retired runs gals still marry... So wat will u call those ones? Make una forget all those tinz... Abeg wu get light make i come charge my new phone undecided
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Princewell2012(m): 9:56am On Mar 06, 2015
kashflynn:
Instead of condemning I think you should borrow a leave from the point he highlighted. Nobody is asking you to b a slot to portray the characteristics listed. They say out of every nonsense there's is a sense.. So forget the fact he said prostitute and focus the positive side. Cause prostitute are still human it's just circumstances. They say na conditions make cray fish bend, so I don't judge them
Good, u c any woman that slept with another man, instead of her husband is a prostitude. Any girl who has been disvirgined through another man that she is not legerly married to, is also a prostitude. any woman who dresses in such a way, that she is espossing her sensual area, is equaly a prostitude. But the only difference is that some people are doing own proffesionaly, but the truth is that, prostitude is prostitude, and thats the way God sees it. truth is always bitter.

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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Nobody: 10:07am On Mar 06, 2015
The times have changed, we have corporate prostitutes sluts in impeccable dress suits, who have noteworthy pedigrees.... undecided
MizMyColi:
Mumumugu
If you have a sister, I'd like to introduce her to this prostitute haven close to where I live.

I'm pretty sure some pervs who subscribe to these points would like to settle down with her after the merverts and perverts in the biz must have groomed her thoroughly.

Deal? grin
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Sunymoore(m): 10:08am On Mar 06, 2015
Mumumugu guy no send all these hoes here... They are fvcking hypocrites...
Before you sex them, you must pay money indirectly... Maybe as gift or something... But if na prostitute na direct...
An average naija ladytard have an average of five guys, each fucking her... And average prostitute have an average of ten guys per day
Prostitutes insist on using condom, naija 'opposite male species' fucksss all her boyfriends with out protection
Prostitutes have no strings attached

Naija hoes will attach so called strings and make you mugu


You can easily breakup with prostitute..
Breaking up with Naija girls is nasty

All in all.. Once a girl is not virgin, she's fvcking prostitute... Whether na one guy or twenty.. All is the same..
Peace... But if you take offence, you can kiss the Dragon for all I care
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by babamadiba(m): 10:15am On Mar 06, 2015
amokeme:
seconded!
that nigga is on drugs, just hallucinating

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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by tosyne2much(m): 10:16am On Mar 06, 2015
Pinkiedearie:
I'm not suprised about those things you wrote up there..#like begets like..if these are the reasons why you'll get married then you need to visit a rehabilitation centre..#no offense pls
bwahahaha roflwkmd lmao cheesy
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by eedris07(m): 10:17am On Mar 06, 2015
Ode!! Mumu!! Zonbie!! U r dead brained if dis r u reason u wnt 2 marry a Ashawo?
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by boboLIL(m): 10:17am On Mar 06, 2015
So u think marriage is all abt sex? ....grow up... Read some marriage novels..
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Nobody: 10:18am On Mar 06, 2015
mumumugu:
1)more experienced

2)freedom to cheat-she can cheat on me.i can cheat on her.

3)we can watch pornography together and practice a new style

4)i must not always be on top.i may be tired from work and ask her to keep me company ssexually

5)



There are two categories of ladies.-the virgens and the sluts.
The virgens have never had sex.the sluts have had sex.it doesnt matter if its one or twenty men.sex is sex.

While the prostitutes are straight forward, other girls are hypocrites and tend to conceal their sex urge.


5)sluts are fashionable
no harlot ties wrapper immediately after marriage.somehow,their breasts dont sag even after breastfeeding seven kids.

6) girls are boring. Sluts are not.they are adventrous.. She can say interesting stuff, and make jokes, and get jokes, and be a part of the conversation


7) they are no finacial burden.when things are going down, they source their own money and help family

coolhonest,openminded,straightforward

GEJ should deploy more security guards to Psychiatric hospitals I don't know why people like this keep escaping without been cured

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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by tosyne2much(m): 10:19am On Mar 06, 2015
7footre:
Jesus please we are tired of waiting for the second coming!!!!!
Bros I beg of you

Don't remind Jesus of his second coming ooo.. My ways are not pure for now oOooo cheesy
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by leeland(m): 10:19am On Mar 06, 2015
If dats ur reasons to marry a prostitute, gud for u but can't imagine u having d feeling ur wife can sleep with other men and u dnt care. Guy u r not normal. Maybe u be one set.
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by jkendy(m): 10:21am On Mar 06, 2015
'Truth' hurts indeed!!!


Why crucify the Op for speaking what most people know is nothing but the fact?
Some of the hypocrites condemning him ain't better than our sisters we refer to as Pros.


Until we begin to train our minds to look straight at the truth and tell ourselves the truth, we'll stil be dying in silence with solutions on our doorstep.



Ride on, MUMUMUGU......
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by tomzman: 10:21am On Mar 06, 2015
The op's moniker says it all.
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Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Nobody: 10:24am On Mar 06, 2015
op i like u ooo,u like good thing tho grin#thumb up undecided and i dey wait for the u go open thread say ur ashi wife don give u hiv/aids grin#cant wait for that day!!
Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by Nobody: 10:26am On Mar 06, 2015
MizMyColi:
Mumumugu
If you have a sister, I'd like to introduce her to this prostitute haven close to where I live.

I'm pretty sure some pervs who subscribe to these points would like to settle down with her after the merverts and perverts in the biz must have groomed her thoroughly.

Deal? grin
hey miss, that came out pretty snippy.
He, the OP clearly wasn't encouraging girls to take a sortie into prostitution. He was only airing his personal conjecture why a man should marry a prostitute. (he maintains the right to be wrong). Your bringing his sister into this who is no privy to the OP's thought wasn't felicitous in the least. You could have simply attack his post and state the reasons you don't read from the same hymn with him. That would have been and is the right thing to do.

Now, this is not a question of whether i think the OP is right. This is not a question of whether prostitution is moral. It is, on the contrary, about your response; it was curt and wasn't just apt.

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