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African Proverbs by emmeyj(m): 7:18am On Mar 06, 2015
1. D roundabout movement of
two Lizards around a palm tree
can't b comprehended by
human imagination.
2. I have never seen a peaceful meeting between
salt and
earthworm.
3. Its very dificult to convince a
monkey that strawberries are
sweeter than Banana.
4. When a bird petches on a rope, neither the
bird nor the
rope will be at rest.
5. What an oldman sees while
seating can't be seen by a little
while on a moutain.
6. The old woman that says she can't run, must
run when the
goat picks her snuffcase. Lolz.
7. Its out of self respect and
dignity that makes a woman
hold her breast while running
and not for the fear that they'll fall off.
8. The Venom of a viper can do
no harm to the shell of a
Tortoise.
9. The slow movement of a
tiger doesn't mean its timid. 10. He that thinks
he's leading
yet no one is following him, is
only taking a walk.
Add yours, let's keep the
proverbs going.
Re: African Proverbs by swisschris(m): 7:22am On Mar 06, 2015
No 7 wan tear ma bele,
Re: African Proverbs by emmeyj(m): 7:31am On Mar 06, 2015
swisschris:
No 7 wan tear ma bele,
dat 7 funny die

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