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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Nobody: 1:29am On Mar 07, 2015
Ishilove:

My neighbour screams too o. He grunts

"Anu ma bia anu ma bia!!"

Trans: I'm coming, I'm coming! cheesy




Hahahaha Ogbeni ma fi erin pa mi jare. Meaning: Mr, no kill me with laugh ooo

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Nobody: 1:30am On Mar 07, 2015
femi4:
No wonder....dem no dey see stress, Enough energy




I tell you.
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by generalissimo(m): 5:33am On Mar 07, 2015
mkpakanaodogwu:
Buy a transistor radio,position it where the noise is coming from,high the volume and u are good to go.NB,making FTC since time IMO RIVER
Some Nigerians still get sense ooo. grin I been dey think say their brain dey suffer memory loss since dem want vote an old cow like Buhari.
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Fourwinds: 6:23am On Mar 07, 2015
realdee44:
Sorry but this won't work I bet you because at thaat piont in time nothing matters to the couple than what they are doing or about to do. Your tape won't even make sense to them.
hmmmmmm. true true it won't make sense to dem at dat hour
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by jaytee01(m): 6:37am On Mar 07, 2015
ITbomb:
Why do girls say "I'm sorry" during sex lol

True story
She is saying that she is sorry for you judging by your performance.

Abi, u no perform well?
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by 1miccza: 7:23am On Mar 07, 2015
fem29:


I suggest you do something to spoil their mood whenever they start grin. Look for a pastors tape, preferably 1 talking about sexual immorality. Whenever they start, start playing it loudly right from where they can hear it very well. When they stop stop the tape too. If they start, start d tape, whatever time it is.

If you see them smile and greet them as per usual, don't behave like anything is wrong, they will get the message, kilode, are they porn stars.

Madam you be deeper life member?
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by 1miccza: 7:31am On Mar 07, 2015
Op sorry you hear?If i were your neighbours even shooting ano AK47 wouldn't stop me from knacking my own wife the way i want it and the way she wants it if it even means going at it every minute i'll go on and on and on after all she is my wiiiiffee!!! For crying out load... However and whenever she wants it i'll give it to her who cares about some neighbours?

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Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Nobody: 8:30am On Mar 07, 2015
Op get your vaseline and stop complaining here...
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Awaja(m): 8:35am On Mar 07, 2015
Go build a private estate for serenity
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Nobody: 8:43am On Mar 07, 2015
Record it and play aloud to their hearing, it stops instantly! Trust me
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by tintingz(m): 10:15am On Mar 07, 2015
Catered4:




I SEE. Is she a mechanic LOL?
No doubt.. When it comes to sex humans do it like running engines. grin
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by tempel(m): 10:57am On Mar 07, 2015
Sex pollution . never heard of such word
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by Nobody: 10:57am On Mar 07, 2015
tintingz:
No doubt.. When it comes to sex humans do it like running engines. grin




Toh
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by kuulkyd(f): 12:45pm On Mar 07, 2015
snthesis:

lol, but how does the guy keep her screaming for so long....thats d real koko, ive tried various stuffs to please my wife too but....haba 30mins, 1hr non stop chei!!

or cud the couple be pretending
Are u sure it's d woman's noise u are hearing or they have a porn video on? Some couples watch porn while having s*x, so it could just be d TV. Pls talk to ur wife on what u've observed in her mood change, let her tell u what she wants u to do to pleasure her, make some pple no come pour sand sand for una garri o
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by yumyspiced(f): 1:23pm On Mar 07, 2015
they will get tired,maybe they are newly married, smiley,and if u guyz re more than one in that compound,just write an anonymous letter to them,like there noise and ur kids concern,drop it by dere door step... ope dis helps....
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by alujonjonkijon: 1:45pm On Mar 07, 2015
your real complain should be that very soon your wife will start fucking this neigbhour giving it so hot and so hard to his wife that she screams out with joy.face it.this is a healthy challenge.accept it and start fucking ur own wife real hot.i bless your copule nebor o.thats a healthy great couple living next to u.as a matter of fact.u seems to be talking about me and my babe and you seems to know what exactly my nebor's wife thinks of me.
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by redsun(m): 1:53pm On Mar 07, 2015
I thought Nigerian apartments are sound proof with the heavy concrete walls and deckings? Abi you live in Europe or american wooden boxes called apartment with no sound proof and home privacy?
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by snthesis(m): 3:09pm On Mar 07, 2015
alujonjonkijon:
your real complain should be that very soon your wife will start fucking this neigbhour giving it so hot and so hard to his wife that she screams out with joy.face it.this is a healthy challenge.accept it and start fucking ur own wife real hot.i bless your copule nebor o.thats a healthy great couple living next to u.as a matter of fact.u seems to be talking about me and my babe and you seems to know what exactly my nebor's wife thinks of me.
LMAO @healthy challenge
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by toprealman: 1:37pm On Jan 09, 2016
fem29:


I suggest you do something to spoil their mood whenever they start grin. Look for a pastors tape, preferably 1 talking about sexual immorality. Whenever they start, start playing it loudly right from where they can hear it very well. When they stop stop the tape too. If they start, start d tape, whatever time it is.

If you see them smile and greet them as per usual, don't behave like anything is wrong, they will get the message, kilode, are they porn stars.
what if they are husband and wife? immorality kwa?
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:08am On Jan 10, 2016
This is fvcking hilarious cheesy

@ snthesis

Come give us gist, wetin come later happen?
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by jabojafa(m): 1:03am On Jan 10, 2016
op d best tin to do na to buy banger/knockout. As soon d woman start moaning jst lite one n throw it close to deir window, bt note dt i will disturb everybody in d compound shall. Bt shd work perfectly
Re: Help!!! My Neighbour Is A Screamer by mikolo80: 5:15am On Jan 12, 2016
fem29:


I suggest you do something to spoil their mood whenever they start grin. Look for a pastors tape, preferably 1 talking about sexual immorality. Whenever they start, start playing it loudly right from where they can hear it very well. When they stop stop the tape too. If they start, start d tape, whatever time it is.

If you see them smile and greet them as per usual, don't behave like anything is wrong, they will get the message, kilode, are they porn stars.
a woman after my own heart. are you married? chei dis your husband na sharp guy. hope he appreciates you

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