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Photo: When The Groom Is A "Branch Manager" by Adesiji77: 8:10am On Mar 06, 2015
Good morning people. Have a good laugh! grin

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Re: Photo: When The Groom Is A "Branch Manager" by DuchessLily(f): 8:16am On Mar 06, 2015
Lol... He should have climbed alone nau

The wife dey follow am manage the branch?? Oohh OK; they have both become ONE

Issorite

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Re: Photo: When The Groom Is A "Branch Manager" by madridguy(m): 8:16am On Mar 06, 2015
Lol......this one no be branch manager.....na tree manager. ....very funny.

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Re: Photo: When The Groom Is A "Branch Manager" by SuperSuave(m): 8:30am On Mar 06, 2015
Branch manager somewhere in the animal kingdom

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Re: Photo: When The Groom Is A "Branch Manager" by Nobody: 9:08am On Mar 06, 2015
More like when the groom is a monkey....

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Re: Photo: When The Groom Is A "Branch Manager" by Nobody: 9:12am On Mar 06, 2015
Branch manager..(puts on shades)...or managing on a branch....


(Yeaaaaaaah)

CSI miami fans knows what I am talking about

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Re: Photo: When The Groom Is A "Branch Manager" by buskie13(m): 9:12am On Mar 06, 2015
gej till 2019

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Re: Photo: When The Groom Is A "Branch Manager" by Abbeyunique2(m): 9:12am On Mar 06, 2015
Lol. Funny

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Re: Photo: When The Groom Is A "Branch Manager" by afribookorg(m): 9:13am On Mar 06, 2015
Two guys meet up in a bar. The first one asks, “Did your hear the news? Mike is dead??!!!”

“Woah, what the hell
happened to him?”

“Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didn’t brake properly and boom – He hit the curb, the car flipped over and he crashed through the sunroof – Went flying through the air and smashed through my upstairs bedroom
window.”

“What a horrible way to die!”

“No no, he survived that, that didn’t kill him at all. So, he’s landed in my upstairs bedroom and he’s all covered in broken glass on the floor. Then, he spots the big old antique wardrobe we
have in the room and reaches up for the handle to try to pull himself up. He’s just dragging himself up when bang,
this massive wardrobe comes crashing down on top of him, crushing him and breaking most of his bones.”

“What a way to go, that’s terrible!”

“No no, that didn’t kill him he survived that. He
managed to get the wardrobe off him and crawls out onto the landing, he tries to pull himself up on the banister but under his weight, the banister
breaks and he goes falling down on to the first floor. In mid air, all the broken banister poles spin and fall on him,
pinning him to the floor, sticking right through him.”

“Now that is the most
unfortunate way to go!”

“No no, that didn’t kill him, he even survived that. So he’s on the downstairs landing, just
beside the kitchen. He crawls in to the kitchen, tries to pull himself up on the stove, but reached for a big pot of boiling hot water, whoosh, the whole thing came down on him and burned most of his skin off him.”

“Man, what a way to go!”

“No no, he survived that,
he survived that! He’s lying on the ground, covered in boiling water and he spots the phone and tries to pull himself up, to call for help, but instead he grabs the light switch and pulls the
whole thing off the wall and the water and electricity didn’t mix and so he got electrocuted, wallop, 10,000 volts shot
through him.”

“Now that is one awful
way to go!”

“No no, he survived that…”

“Hold on now, just how the hell did he die?”

“I shot him!”

“You shot him? What the hell did you shoot him for?”

“He was wrecking my house.”

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Re: Photo: When The Groom Is A "Branch Manager" by Janiobi(m): 9:13am On Mar 06, 2015
Hahahahaha, they most be so high on weed. They thought that was the church ulter so they are climbing it cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: Photo: When The Groom Is A "Branch Manager" by Nobody: 9:13am On Mar 06, 2015
lmao branch manager indeed

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Re: Photo: When The Groom Is A "Branch Manager" by oakson: 9:13am On Mar 06, 2015
for your mind ba..
Comot Na zoologist!
Jona and shepopotamous
Sai Buhari
#IHaveDecided

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Re: Photo: When The Groom Is A "Branch Manager" by allanphash7(m): 9:13am On Mar 06, 2015
LWKMD






Op d day is still young now, u suppose nring dis on ariund 2pm wen d work dey swallow person

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Re: Photo: When The Groom Is A "Branch Manager" by Lionbite(m): 9:13am On Mar 06, 2015
Una no go kill person.... TGIF
Re: Photo: When The Groom Is A "Branch Manager" by lonelydora: 9:14am On Mar 06, 2015
Birds of same feather flock together.
Re: Photo: When The Groom Is A "Branch Manager" by OgologoDimkpa: 9:14am On Mar 06, 2015
lol grin

GEJ till 2019!!!1

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Re: Photo: When The Groom Is A "Branch Manager" by victorazy(m): 9:14am On Mar 06, 2015
The guy sef resemble monkey. undecided

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Re: Photo: When The Groom Is A "Branch Manager" by falseman(m): 9:14am On Mar 06, 2015
WTF is the doing on front page?
Re: Photo: When The Groom Is A "Branch Manager" by Nobody: 9:14am On Mar 06, 2015
Working on my leaves,joining you soon.

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Re: Photo: When The Groom Is A "Branch Manager" by Iyamar(f): 9:14am On Mar 06, 2015
looooolssssss funny! funny!! funny!!!
Re: Photo: When The Groom Is A "Branch Manager" by Nobody: 9:14am On Mar 06, 2015
Innovative...

Maybe he's related to monkey,who knows.

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Re: Photo: When The Groom Is A "Branch Manager" by Blackdeewhy(m): 9:14am On Mar 06, 2015
Adesiji77:
Good morning people. Have a good laugh! grin


god is involve tongue
Adesiji77:
Good morning people. Have a good laugh! grin


god is involve

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Re: Photo: When The Groom Is A "Branch Manager" by Inkman(m): 9:14am On Mar 06, 2015
power of language

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Re: Photo: When The Groom Is A "Branch Manager" by gameboy727(m): 9:14am On Mar 06, 2015
LMFAO
Re: Photo: When The Groom Is A "Branch Manager" by macsika: 9:14am On Mar 06, 2015
lol this is really nice.
Re: Photo: When The Groom Is A "Branch Manager" by kelvin1191(m): 9:14am On Mar 06, 2015
This man for sure is a palm-wine tapper

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Re: Photo: When The Groom Is A "Branch Manager" by pekeyim: 9:15am On Mar 06, 2015
Una don start fah?
Re: Photo: When The Groom Is A "Branch Manager" by Nobody: 9:15am On Mar 06, 2015
kelvin1191:
This man for sure is a palm-wine tapper
Re: Photo: When The Groom Is A "Branch Manager" by Viktoh(m): 9:15am On Mar 06, 2015
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