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An investigation by Nigerian Times have revealed that the first degree of the wife of the presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress (APC), Mrs. Aisha Buhari might be fake.

This is due to a featured story on Mrs. Buhari by Sunday Trust Newspaper titled, “Now, Hajiya Aisha Buhari Steps Out”, published on the 18th of January, 2015.
In the article, the newspaper wrote that. Mrs. Buhari “bagged a Bachelor of Arts degree from the Ambrose Alli University, Ekpoma (Kaduna satellite campus)”.
When Nigerian Times contacted the Deputy Director Press of the Nigerian Universities Commission (NUC), Ibrahim Yakassai, he said: “It is fraudulent and a scam. There is no such thing like Ambrose Alli University, Kaduna Study Center. The NUC is not aware of such.”
It will be recalled that the NUC in a directive in 2001, under former Executive Secretary Peter Okebukola to all Vice-Chancellors, had instructed all university satellite campuses to be closed. While most Universities complied, few others didn’t comply to the directive, leading to another directive by the present Executive Secretary Professor Julius Okojie, to re-affirm the initial order to close sown all the satellite campuses.


A satellite campus, according to the NUC guidelines on which basis the illegal ones were closed down, “must not be more than 200 kilometres from the main campus,” “must not be located in a state outside the state in which the main campus is located,” “must have staff of the satellite campus directly or indirectly appointed by the main campus in line with laid down academic standards.”

According to Sunday Trust, Mrs. Buhari enrolled in the undergraduate programme of the Ambrose Alli University and received lectures at its Leventis Building satellite campus, Kaduna.
A former coordinator of one the satellite campuses of the university who refused to disclose his personal details, said while some campuses were able to insert records of some students of the satellite campuses into the general students’ records at the main campus, others were just issued certificates without recourse to the parent school.
He said while the certificates of those whose records where successfully entered into the school’s main record could claim some level of validity, the others remain invalid.


He said: “The campuses started in 1998 and were all officially closed in 2002.
“Some of the campuses at the earlier stages would get someone from the main campus in Ekpoma to invigilate the examinations and under some arrangements would then register the students’ particulars in the record of the university. After this, those certificates got a value of validity.
“However, after sometime some centers started issuing certificates to their students in the name of the parent university without any recourse to record keeping and so when employers or schools of post graduate studies contacted Ekpoma for verification, the records of most of them were not found. These developments finally led to the NUC’s hammer on those centers.”

Every effort to get responses from the Registrar of the University, Mr. Ojo Maliki and Public Relations Officer of the university, proved abortive. While mails where not responded to.

I bet they are not Nigerians
Nigerians can't be this stupid and funny at the same time.

LOLS GOOD FOR HIM

afribookorg:
Two guys meet up in a bar. The first one asks, “Did your hear the news? Mike is dead??!!!”

“Woah, what the hell
happened to him?”

“Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didn’t brake properly and boom – He hit the curb, the car flipped over and he crashed through the sunroof – Went flying through the air and smashed through my upstairs bedroom
window.”

“What a horrible way to die!”

“No no, he survived that, that didn’t kill him at all. So, he’s landed in my upstairs bedroom and he’s all covered in broken glass on the floor. Then, he spots the big old antique wardrobe we
have in the room and reaches up for the handle to try to pull himself up. He’s just dragging himself up when bang,
this massive wardrobe comes crashing down on top of him, crushing him and breaking most of his bones.”

“What a way to go, that’s terrible!”

“No no, that didn’t kill him he survived that. He
managed to get the wardrobe off him and crawls out onto the landing, he tries to pull himself up on the banister but under his weight, the banister
breaks and he goes falling down on to the first floor. In mid air, all the broken banister poles spin and fall on him,
pinning him to the floor, sticking right through him.”

“Now that is the most
unfortunate way to go!”

“No no, that didn’t kill him, he even survived that. So he’s on the downstairs landing, just
beside the kitchen. He crawls in to the kitchen, tries to pull himself up on the stove, but reached for a big pot of boiling hot water, whoosh, the whole thing came down on him and burned most of his skin off him.”

“Man, what a way to go!”

“No no, he survived that,
he survived that! He’s lying on the ground, covered in boiling water and he spots the phone and tries to pull himself up, to call for help, but instead he grabs the light switch and pulls the
whole thing off the wall and the water and electricity didn’t mix and so he got electrocuted, wallop, 10,000 volts shot
through him.”

“Now that is one awful
way to go!”

“No no, he survived that…”

“Hold on now, just how the hell did he die?”

“I shot him!”

“You shot him? What the hell did you shoot him for?”

“He was wrecking my house.”

Da morafhucker deserves to die.

Lol.

Xenaf:
lmao branch manager indeed

who get dat yansh? @ya DP. Popoto yansh

ayowonder:
shut up..ode

goat....u don chop grass this morning?

LMAO

Emodeee:


who get dat yansh? @ya DP. Popoto yansh

pervert

Xenaf:
pervert

i asked "who get dat yansh?" is d yansh urs?

Maybe he is a tree surgeon !!!

DrAify:

i lyk ur Bobby lyk "a name"

Swingers love

i swear na real brach manager b dis oo #in tiwa savage voice**labe igi ironbo!

Perv!!!

Emodeee:


i lyk ur Bobby lyk "a name"

Xenaf:
lmao branch manager indeed

your dp tho...

Fvcking hilarious

DrAify:
Perv!!!

she lyk am o. M sure d exact moment she saw ma compliment she wz lyk "wow! So sm1 out dere lawvs d way i packaged ma boobz! I av to improve more on d kind of boobz i wear, dis wrking, i'm steadily driving the boiz crazy." we knw as e dey go.

bollocks

Emodeee:


she lyk am o. M sure d exact moment she saw ma compliment she wz lyk "wow! So sm1 out dere lawvs d way i packaged ma boobz! I av to improve more on d kind of boobz i wear, dis wrking, i'm steadily driving the boiz crazy." we knw as e dey go.

slowpoke

Emodeee:


she lyk am o. M sure d exact moment she saw ma compliment she wz lyk "wow! So sm1 out dere lawvs d way i packaged ma boobz! I av to improve more on d kind of boobz i wear, dis wrking, i'm steadily driving the boiz crazy." we knw as e dey go.

Which bank b dis??


In other news
Anoda branch manager discovered...

DrAify:
bollocks

waheva dat means, u r d same. I lyk d way u r tall, firm boobz even though we knw u r wearing it. Cn u let ya digits drop? Let's talk abt us

hehehehheh branch manager of d okechukwu and sons plantation and spare parts limited plc jp

Man: branch manager, wife:fruit manager, children: seed manager lol