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With Gratitude To God: Man Dies Somehow. by umukorophillip(m): 6:23am On Mar 13, 2015
With gratitude to God Almighty we the beloved and caring friends of Umukoro Philip regreted and disappionted to complain to God about the usual early ascension of our brother,uncle,and friend, from this sinful day-through his bed. What a wicked world! Only but yesterday , we were together discussing where we would meet today and delibrate on how to pay our NEPA bill which has accumulated to thousands of naira .So, as we had planned, we gathered at the usual place except him, hoping he would turn up immediatelly he remembered our meeting. But obviously, he did not show up.Basically speaking, patience has slender body, hence we decided to visit him at his place to know what glued his buttock to his seat.Lo and behold,as we got there, our beloved brother was already gone. His eyes were opened, and he couldnt hear our collective voice. what a pity! O God! What could be the reason for this early transition .Or could it be the re-occuring decimal of the hustling and bustling of this present society that has knocked him off so easily ? We are nothing but humans; we cannot question All-Knowing-God . Besides, no one is above nature: we must all yield to its course somehow. We love you brother, but God loves you more. Good bye friend, until we meet again to collcet your NEPA bill. Nonsense!

Re: With Gratitude To God: Man Dies Somehow. by Dahveydson(m): 7:00am On Mar 13, 2015
This is just FOOLISH.

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