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Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by Nobody: 11:21pm On Mar 13, 2015
DONADAMS:
damn!!!!!...,sori...is dat u?
its my display picture so yes! Its me
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by Gasout(m): 11:32pm On Mar 13, 2015
U're watching ball in a viewing centre n som1 came in n d following questions ensued. Who n who is playing; na Chelsea n Man U. Who wear red? Na man u. Who wear blue? Na chelsea. Seeing d scores boldly on screen dat is 0-0, he'll still ask U if any club av score. Just tell him yes

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Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by LewisO: 11:42pm On Mar 13, 2015
mrphysics:
someone saw u coming out of d bathroom and asked 'u go take ur bath'?. just tell d person 'no, I go take my sweat'
[size=15pt] Lol... grin[/size]
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by LewisO: 11:45pm On Mar 13, 2015
[size=15pt]They will see what u are eating still ask: Is this rice? No it's bread. undecided[/size]
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by ellahzy(f): 11:56pm On Mar 13, 2015
Na food u dey cook so?

No, na poison i dey try invent. RUBBISH
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by agoadiv(m): 12:10am On Mar 14, 2015
Trying to be funny urself won't help matters
RickRichards:
I want to all see all the NL ladies who'll find this funny so I can avoid them like the plague - because of their unsophisticated sense of humour. Oya...make una start to dey laugh. Where my pen....stop there! If you modify!!!
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by Nicklaus(m): 2:51am On Mar 14, 2015
Heha, sorry I tried to laugh but e no just funny... angry
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by olaniyi102: 6:30am On Mar 14, 2015
nice one though those answer s aren't insulting enough. (a guy called me in the middle If the night he ask me are you sleeping? no na beans I dey pick)
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by mrbiola(m): 6:54am On Mar 14, 2015
Na only you Waka come?
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by tomiobj(m): 7:39am On Mar 14, 2015
timawoku:
Here are some funny answers to some stupid questions nigerians asks...

1) Where are you going?;(m going to 'where you currently are'). I am going to fight, care to join me?
This seem to be a very diplomatic appropriate answer if you really don't want to disclose your where about to the person

2) I did not see you in church yesterday, why?;(I dunno,ask d person that killed iya ijjebu) that is because I did not go to church yesterday.
Where you expecting me to say ' oh I went with my invincible cloak'?

3) Can I have a dance?; (yes,i can help u call ur secondary skul maths tteacher)yes, but just you alone please...
Who cares, you can have a fight sef, as long as am not involved.

4) Na you I dey see so?; (Noo na my reflection) nope, I am at home, na my display picture you dey see...
If you can ask your brain if it is interpreting well, then you must be a dunce...

5) Are you sleeping?; (naa,m unconscious. Just. Fainted)Yes
No need to talk further, even if your eyes are wide open, this answer should shut them up

6) Are you laughing at me?; (no. M laughing @ ur shirt) well you can start laughing also so that I would be laughing with you
Laugh na laugh, I am laughing,which one is at you again?

7)What is your watch saying?; (it is saying buy your own watch)sorry, my watch does not talk.
Or would you ask my watch yourself?

coolWhy is everywhere stuffy?;(wizkid polluted that's y)I don't know, I have been asking the room too.
Abi na me be the room air freshner ni?

9)Why have you not been picking my calls?; (I didn't want to) shikena. oh, sorry, I did not see them fall..
I be like 'picker' for your eyes

10)Am bored, can you make me happy?;(NO) can I make you sad as well?
Or better still, 'you can go to heaven for a while...

Nairalanders join in the fun, please add yours.
. My answers above
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by tomiobj(m): 7:40am On Mar 14, 2015
olaniyi102:
nice one though those answer s aren't insulting enough. (a guy called me in the middle If the night he ask me are you sleeping? no na beans I dey pick)

check Myn below. Brackeeted
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by michphenomena(m): 9:16am On Mar 14, 2015
Early in the morning u are brush ur teeth and someone ask u UR DON WAKE......................no I dey dream undecided
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by hermeen(f): 10:37am On Mar 14, 2015
Some pple den go see U nd they wil b asking U. U cme mkt? U reply them dat No i stil dey awse. Lol
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by DONADAMS(m): 12:41pm On Mar 14, 2015
almostFamous:
its my display picture so yes! Its me
I'm impressed....ur pretty
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by marinxxx(m): 12:54pm On Mar 14, 2015
timawoku:
Here are some funny answers to some stupid questions nigerians asks...

1) Where are you going?; I am going to fight, care to join me?
This seem to be a very diplomatic appropriate answer if you really don't want to disclose your where about to the person

2) I did not see you in church yesterday, why?; that is because I did not go to church yesterday.
Where you expecting me to say ' oh I went with my invincible cloak'?

3) Can I have a dance?; yes, but just you alone please...
Who cares, you can have a fight sef, as long as am not involved.

4) Na you I dey see so?; nope, I am at home, na my display picture you dey see...
If you can ask your brain if it is interpreting well, then you must be a dunce...

5) Are you sleeping?; Yes
No need to talk further, even if your eyes are wide open, this answer should shut them up

6) Are you laughing at me?; well you can start laughing also so that I would be laughing with you
Laugh na laugh, I am laughing,which one is at you again?

7)What is your watch saying?; sorry, my watch does not talk.
Or would you ask my watch yourself?

coolWhy is everywhere stuffy?; I don't know, I have been asking the room too.
Abi na me be the room air freshner ni?

9)Why have you not been picking my calls?; oh, sorry, I did not see them fall..
I be like 'picker' for your eyes

10)Am bored, can you make me happy?; can I make you sad as well?
Or better still, 'you can go to heaven for a while...

Nairalanders join in the fun, please add yours.
its not that funny joorr try this.....u don wake up?...no u enter my dream
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by Venom104: 8:00pm On May 18, 2015
mrbiola:
Na only you Waka come?

PM sir
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by lexking10(m): 1:27pm On Jun 07, 2015
my cousin say me reading this post and asks "is that nairaland" i told him no. its dollarland
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by Ogadolar(m): 10:52am On Jul 10, 2015
@Timawoku pls permit me to use some of the questions for my new YouTube video
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by LAWRENCE4177: 12:08pm On Jul 10, 2015
SOM 1 ASK U WERE U DEY GO? U SAY I DEY COME
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by timawoku(m): 12:34pm On Jul 10, 2015
Ogadolar:
@Timawoku pls permit me to use some of the questions for my new YouTube video

Approved
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by Ogadolar(m): 12:55am On Aug 16, 2015
I made a video like this funny questions Nigerians ask check it out here >>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyQX3qI8SYI&client=mv-google&hl=en&gl=NG
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by Ogadolar(m): 12:57am On Aug 16, 2015
timawoku:


Approved

check it out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyQX3qI8SYI&client=mv-google&hl=en&gl=NG
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by Venom104: 7:29pm On Aug 21, 2015
mrbiola:
Na only you Waka come?

PM REPLIED
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