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| My? by Jossyroyal1: 7:53am On Mar 14, 2015 |
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| Re: My? by justmag(m): 7:59am On Mar 14, 2015 |
All these Playstation, Xbox, table tennis and more and she wants to play GAMES! if she is playing with you. Leave her alone fast. But if she is not. Get a DNA test. Because these 2015 version HOES ain't loyal. 1 Like |
| Re: My? by kilokeys(m): 8:00am On Mar 14, 2015 |
ever heard of precum? besides.. she who plays piper dictates the tune.. just humbly go around, get prices of everything u need.. baby foods and groceries ante natal delivery fees the dowry and maybe a first aid kit.. incase she has angry brothers.. u would need it to stabilise ur bleeding before u crawl to the hospital 6 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: My? by alberto2k(m): 8:01am On Mar 14, 2015 |
Law of opiogonolobopenistics  1 Like |
| Re: My? by Princecalm(m): 8:02am On Mar 14, 2015 |
My guy what you sow, you must reap. |
| Re: My? by delishpot: 8:03am On Mar 14, 2015 |
Ha ha. Anyhoe, that is why we have DNA. Bros, you see that nearly that you nearly cum? Its actually a cum only thing is you did not cum fully. Just a drop of semen can fertilize the egg. A drop of semen can contain thousands of sperm and nature requres only one to fertilize the egg. Be prepared o, it may even be twins. Yes, the egg can split and form twins too. Bros, dem no teach you biology for school?  1 Like |
| Re: My? by falconey(m): 8:06am On Mar 14, 2015 |
I remember nollywood yoruba movies, when the movie is about this type of situation. the man will deny by saying they did it once she can't be pregnant, she should also visit his rivals ,aremu,fatai and tunde. |
| Re: My? by simplemach(m): 8:06am On Mar 14, 2015 |
Bring her for check up |
| Re: My? by Nobody: 8:10am On Mar 14, 2015 |
Congrats bro. We will make sure we attend your naming ceremony.... Pls do inform us when its time! |
| Re: My? by Ucheosefoh(m): 8:10am On Mar 14, 2015 |
Travel back to Benue and take her to the hospital for test chikena |
| Re: My? by Jostico: 8:12am On Mar 14, 2015 |
team DNA for any girl when wan pull our legs we go pull their head |
| Re: My? by kilokeys(m): 8:13am On Mar 14, 2015 |
well.. after the beating.. when she delivers u could go for the paternity test.. 289 dollars... thats just #57,525.45 try website displayed below. good luck 1 Share
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| Re: My? by Jossyroyal1: 8:17am On Mar 14, 2015 |
justmag:Its one month now still I left for lag... I don't have plans to visit Makurdi any soon! The distance is my challenge now. |
| Re: My? by HURUCHI(m): 8:18am On Mar 14, 2015 |
Y d hell would u do her witout proctection,now go and get tested ok if all is ok congrat |
| Re: My? by Jossyroyal1: 8:20am On Mar 14, 2015 |
delishpot:Ur post is scaring me greatly |
| Re: My? by delishpot: 8:22am On Mar 14, 2015 |
Jossyroyal1: No worry. When pikin arrives, you can do DNA test. Tell her you will suport her but as soon as the baby is here, you will do DNA test to be 100% sure |
| Re: My? by Jossyroyal1: 8:22am On Mar 14, 2015 |
Ucheosefoh:I will consider doing so! if she insist, I will have to travel back tomorrow! |
| Re: My? by Jossyroyal1: 8:26am On Mar 14, 2015 |
Jostico:Thanks! I just texted her dat I'm coming to take her to hospital.... If she's truly pregnant, and if am responsible! I will take responsibility |
| Re: My? by Jossyroyal1: 8:27am On Mar 14, 2015 |
delishpot:OK thanks! |
| Re: My? by Brugo(m): 8:31am On Mar 14, 2015 |
Bro don't mind her. Na scam. Don't send a dime to her until she gives birth and you can confirm the paternity of the baby. Don't fall victim to cheap scam. If my girl even jokes about this with me hmmm she will regret it. If it is a joke, please dump her. You don't need gals that joke with serious issues like this. Rabbish.  |
| Re: My? by Jossyroyal1: 8:34am On Mar 14, 2015 |
justmag:OK... Thanks boss |
| Re: My? by Nobody: 8:40am On Mar 14, 2015 |
_Stupid girl. Just got her life ruined over a man she isn't sure is going to marry her. Fool just gained admission, and now she has a baby to worry about all because another fool refused to use a condom, because he was traveling to lagos, and wanted "skin to skin" as a valentine parting gift, believing that because he never _ejaculated in her, she cannot be pregnant - very daft reasoning. Girls, if you must have sex with anyone, use a condom. These things are inexpensive, jeez. When you've gotten pregnant, the guy responsible will always try to shift responsibility. He suddenly doesn't trust you, and he starts seeking advice on what to do. Who told the sonofabitch how to locate your pvssy?! Nobody! If he's old enough and daft enough to NOT use a condom, if you are also very _stupid enough to allow him have sex without a condom, face the consequences squarely! This is a tale of two goats. One in lagos hustling, one in benue pregnant. I hope you are ready for family problems. Accepting the pregnancy is just level one. Nonsense. 1 Like |
| Re: My? by Jossyroyal1: 8:40am On Mar 14, 2015 |
Brugo:ok.... thanks bro... i remembered calling her 2days ago and asked her if she's done with her menses, all she responded was, y do I want to know! only for her to come up later to say she's pregnant... I just hope she's not joking wit me, if she is, she wud regret ever cracking such jokes |
| Re: My? by ascaris(m): 8:40am On Mar 14, 2015 |
Jossyroyal1:Great, you have to behave maturely to navigate thru this situation. We all have challenges at some points in our lives but how you tackle them matters. Try and give her all the support she needs now but don't forget to do a paternity test once the baby is delivered. Congrats bro , when you confirm the baby is yours. Please try to avoid unprotected bleeping bro. |
| Re: My? by justmag(m): 8:41am On Mar 14, 2015 |
Also know...A reasonable girlfriend will tell you she is pregnant and then want to talk about it with you. But a STRANGER will tell you she is pregnant and hang up. Because in her mind...she has told you and now you have to wait for her demands. |
| Re: My? by Jostico: 8:49am On Mar 14, 2015 |
Jossyroyal1: sharp guy. |
| Re: My? by Jossyroyal1: 8:51am On Mar 14, 2015 |
justmag:Most likely! |
| Re: My? by Jossyroyal1: 8:57am On Mar 14, 2015 |
Blackett:I'm not shifting or denying responsibility! Like I maintained, we both love ourselves and I'm ready to face d music! wat I'm not sure of is if she's truly pregnant or she want to test my allegiance |
| Re: My? by Nobody: 9:02am On Mar 14, 2015 |
Jossyroyal1:What music are you ready to face? Are you ready to marry her? |
| Re: My? by Jossyroyal1: 9:06am On Mar 14, 2015 |
Blackett:I will if she agrees to marry me buh dat will not be immediate anyway |
| Re: My? by TheGeneral1(m): 9:07am On Mar 14, 2015 |
You impregnated a girl and u don't want to take responsibility? Young boys of these days!!! |
| Re: My? by Nobody: 9:14am On Mar 14, 2015 |
Jossyroyal1:Why won't it be immediate? |
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