ShutdownBrown24:
My friends, you will never believe
what hapened to me yesterday at
marian in Calabar.
I still can't get over it.
I went to d supermarket to pick
something to eat and as I was
walking down d isle, I noticed dis
woman staring at me...
I looked at her and kept walking
2 d front counter to pick bottled
water and gala.
As I picked them and turned to
find the same woman right in
front of my face! I tried to give
her some of my love so i smiled
and said "Hi!" then i went on 2
get a can coke. Can u believe that
same woman followed me
through d store?
I was getting a little nervous and
mad because she was following
me without saying anything. But
u know me, trying 2 be friendly.. I
just said "Hi"
She finaly responded and said, "I
am sorry for staring but you look
just like my youngest son...
We just buried him two weeks
ago".
I felt stupid for getting mad as i
expressed my sincerity to her.
She said she was fine as she
knows that her son is with the
Lord.
Then she asked me 2 do her a
favour.
I said "sure, if i can".
She said she was a bit sad that
her son never said goodbye to
her before passing on.
She asked me to get in line
behind her and as she left the
store i should say "Goodbye
mum" so dat she could have a
sense of closure.
Though her request was weird, I
however agreed to grant them.
So as she collected her bags 4rm
d cashier and walked away, I said
"Bye mum", she turned and said
"Bye my dear son".
When the cashier calculated my
bill she said the total was
N11,250!.
I shouted "What!!?... Can you
please explain how a bottle of
N70 water, N50 gala and N100
can coke will sum such amount?"
She said "Your mum said you are
paying for her bill too".
"My mum" dat woman is not my
mother!" I yelled back in
response. I quickly rushed out
just in time to see the woman
moving towards the parking lot.. I
ran after her and was screaming
"excuse me.. excuse me!!!" she
started running for her car as she
saw me coming.
I caught her just before she was
able to close her door. I kept on
pulling and pulling her legs!!!
Just like am pulling yours now!
Chei! Una too like gist Happy
Sundya Joor!!

cokacoola:
soo that you dryied coconot head told you that these shit is romentic Kids of now are days self

Jezyfreezman:

Icekid, this ur stewpeedity don get level from 2go to nairaland,
I blaim myself 4 makin u knw dis site o0

cokacoola:
who is icekid

Jezyfreezman:
lmao, u 0n whatsapp?

cokacoola:
yea bum am nut icekid

cokacoola:
soo that you dryied coconot head told you that these shit is romentic Kids of now are days self

Blackett:
What a fvcking _idiot!

Topic says calabar girl.
Story says woman who lost her son.
What's the fvcking correlation? Fool.

stephenqueen:

learn how to appreciate and not abuse people.its not a must u comment.#no offence

Blackett:
Sorry, who are you again?

stephenqueen:

I am blackett

D1ck:
Plagiarism at its peak

ronald4lif:


Baba you never seek of advise of late, wetin happen na.

stephenqueen:

cocacola or wat are u called? you are a sadist o.#no offence

cokacoola:
curse i spake an engrish gramma you camt comphred now starts calling me a sadiest?

stephenqueen:

Guy u r high on cocacola mixed with weed

cokacoola:
we dot has aceses to weed in yebaleft

cokacoola:
so you preying for me to alway be in troble ba

ronald4lif:


No, my guy. You know say your troubles na always one of a kind.

cokacoola:
yea bum am nut icekid

cokacoola:
soo that you dryied coconot head told you that these shit is romentic Kids of now are days self

itsphumbieee:
I just love the dude...always cracking me up.

cokacoola:
wow wow am wooed but plasma hope your are beautiful?

itsphumbieee:
Are you handsome?