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Funny Rules Of Football We Had As Children by Fulaboy(m): 12:18am On Mar 17, 2015
1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper
2. The owner of the ball decides who plays.
3. Penalties awarded only if injured player curses a lot.
4. The match only ends when everyone was tired.
5. No matter how many goals you score, the winner will be determined by the last team to score.
6. No referee and lines men. You could run with the ball even behind the goal post.
7. If you don't participate in repairing the ball you were given a match ban
8. If you're picked last, you're a loser.
9. The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball from the tree when it got stuck under the car or
tunnel to play in the next game.
10. When the owner of the ball gets annoyed, game over.
11. You were allowed to change a goalkeeper in case of a penalty.
12. the most skillful player gets automatic selection.




You can add yours if you can recall any cool

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Re: Funny Rules Of Football We Had As Children by Nobody: 12:46am On Mar 17, 2015
True True..
Only those dat doesn't plau soccer
Wouldn't agree

Itz ajixkhid1 God's own boy
Re: Funny Rules Of Football We Had As Children by Nobody: 8:09am On Mar 17, 2015
Everyone moves to the direction of the ball as we don't care about positions.

The owner of the ball selects first.

Offside is not a foul.
Re: Funny Rules Of Football We Had As Children by Fulaboy(m): 10:40am On Mar 17, 2015
Dominiquez:
Everyone moves to the direction of the ball as we don't care about positions.

The owner of the ball selects first.

Offside is not a foul.
lmao no one want be a depender grin

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