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If You Drink APC, You Will Die - Patience Jonathan by omanifrank(m): 5:35am On Mar 17, 2015
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Wife of the President, Mrs. Patience Jonathan, has said she is not ready to feed her husband, President Goodluck Jonathan, in prison.

The President’s wife spoke in Ado Ekiti, on Monday, during the rally of the women’s wing of the Peoples Democratic Party.

Making a reference to the All Progressives Congress, she asked,

“What did they forget in Aso rock? If you vote PDP and Jonathan, it would be better for you. If you vote APC, you will go to prison. How can you jail somebody for 300 years? I’m not ready to carry food to my husband inside prison oh!”

PUNCH also reports that she openly admitted that the Office of the First Lady, which she occupies, is illegal. She, however, said there was nothing wrong in a woman supporting her husband in office. She said:

“They said there is no Office of the First Lady. Already, we know that there is no Office of the First Lady but there is wife of the President.
“As (the) wife of the President, if you are good, people will love you. You will have a Non-Governmental Organisation through which you will touch people’s lives. That is why I brought Women for Change Initiative.”

While she was talking, women – both old and young – fought to have their share of the leftover of rice distributed by Ekiti State Governor, Ayodele Fayose, during the last Christmas festival, packaged in small bags.

The women were still struggling over the rice packaged in small bags when attention was diverted to another struggle for buckets presented by Senator Gbemi Saraki in commemoration of the October 16 inauguration of Fayose.

In the struggle, which almost resulted in a stampede, many of the women got injured. Shoes, headgears, wigs and bags littered the floor while a woman was heard complaining to a friend that she lost her bangle.

Security men had a hectic time controlling the surging women who engaged in a brawl.

Mrs. Jonathan described APC as a poison, saying:

“If you drink APC, you will die.”


Accusing the party of having to change name several times, she said:

“Since my father was born, they have been around changing from one name to another. Very soon they would answer Ebola. The name can’t change you; it is only performance that can change you. If you like change it 100 times.
“Nigerian women shine your eyes, don’t go for analogue, go for digital. PDP is digital, APC is analogue.

Fayose at the event took a swipe at former President Olusegun Obasanjo, saying his tacit support for the APC presidential candidate, Maj. Gen. Muhamadu Buhari (retd.), would get him nowhere.

“After Jonathan, the North can have their own eight years. Whether they like it or not, whether that our baba, you know him, whether he tore his card or not, whether he ate the card or not, Buhari is going nowhere,” he declared.

“Goodluck is our own. He is coming back. I am carrying the mandate of a people who believe in me. If they do elections here 20 times, I will win,” he boasted.

Mrs. Jonathan said it was time for the women to pay back her husband for appointing several women into positions of authority.

“This is the time to say thank you so that he will do more. Those people when they were there, they said we didn’t have brains. Jonathan came and lifted us from where we were lying helplessly.”

She urged the women to collect their Permanent Voter Cards and vote massively for the president.

“PDP is not a party that tells lies. Whatever we promise to do, we do. We are not a propagandist party. Ekiti women, your mother is here and I will not tell you lies, but the truth.

Nigerian women shine your eyes o! Vote with what you have seen, who you already know and who has performed. If anyone is telling you change, they are deceiving you. These were people that when they were there before Goodluck Jonathan, they did not count you women as anything.

But today, PDP has wiped away our tears. Jonathan has wiped off our tears. He has fulfilled his promise of giving women 35 per cent participation. He gave 16 seats to women out of 42 slots in his cabinet. He is a performer.”

Earlier, over 100 wives of Ekiti monarchs welcomed the President’s wife to the palace of the Ewi of Ado Ekiti, where seven of them prayed for her while she knelt down in their midst.

Speaking through the wife of the Ewi, Mrs. Abosede Adejugbe, the wives of the monarchs appealed to the President’s wife to extend the Subsidy Reinvestment and Empowerment Programme to Ekiti State fully.

She assured her of total support in the coming general election.

The wife of the Ewi also called on six other ‘oloris’ in addition to herself to pray for Mrs. Jonathan, describing seven as a powerful number.

http://www.punchng.com/politics/im-not-ready-to-feed-jonathan-in-prison-patience/

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Re: If You Drink APC, You Will Die - Patience Jonathan by olaideeeedris(m): 5:44am On Mar 17, 2015
omanifrank:
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Wife of the President, Mrs. Patience Jonathan, has said she is not ready to feed her husband, President Goodluck Jonathan, in prison.

The President’s wife spoke in Ado Ekiti, on Monday, during the rally of the women’s wing of the Peoples Democratic Party.

Making a reference to the All Progressives Congress, she asked,

“What did they forget in Aso rock? If you vote PDP and Jonathan, it would be better for you. If you vote APC, you will go to prison. How can you jail somebody for 300 years? I’m not ready to carry food to my husband inside prison oh!”

PUNCH also reports that she openly admitted that the Office of the First Lady, which she occupies, is illegal. She, however, said there was nothing wrong in a woman supporting her husband in office. She said:

“They said there is no Office of the First Lady. Already, we know that there is no Office of the First Lady but there is wife of the President.
“As (the) wife of the President, if you are good, people will love you. You will have a Non-Governmental Organisation through which you will touch people’s lives. That is why I brought Women for Change Initiative.”

While she was talking, women – both old and young – fought to have their share of the leftover of rice distributed by Ekiti State Governor, Ayodele Fayose, during the last Christmas festival, packaged in small bags.

The women were still struggling over the rice packaged in small bags when attention was diverted to another struggle for buckets presented by Senator Gbemi Saraki in commemoration of the October 16 inauguration of Fayose.

In the struggle, which almost resulted in a stampede, many of the women got injured. Shoes, headgears, wigs and bags littered the floor while a woman was heard complaining to a friend that she lost her bangle.

Security men had a hectic time controlling the surging women who engaged in a brawl.

Mrs. Jonathan described APC as a poison, saying:

“If you drink APC, you will die.”


Accusing the party of having to change name several times, she said:

“Since my father was born, they have been around changing from one name to another. Very soon they would answer Ebola. The name can’t change you; it is only performance that can change you. If you like change it 100 times.
“Nigerian women shine your eyes, don’t go for analogue, go for digital. PDP is digital, APC is analogue.

Fayose at the event took a swipe at former President Olusegun Obasanjo, saying his tacit support for the APC presidential candidate, Maj. Gen. Muhamadu Buhari (retd.), would get him nowhere.

“After Jonathan, the North can have their own eight years. Whether they like it or not, whether that our baba, you know him, whether he tore his card or not, whether he ate the card or not, Buhari is going nowhere,” he declared.

“Goodluck is our own. He is coming back. I am carrying the mandate of a people who believe in me. If they do elections here 20 times, I will win,” he boasted.

Mrs. Jonathan said it was time for the women to pay back her husband for appointing several women into positions of authority.

“This is the time to say thank you so that he will do more. Those people when they were there, they said we didn’t have brains. Jonathan came and lifted us from where we were lying helplessly.”

She urged the women to collect their Permanent Voter Cards and vote massively for the president.

“PDP is not a party that tells lies. Whatever we promise to do, we do. We are not a propagandist party. Ekiti women, your mother is here and I will not tell you lies, but the truth.

Nigerian women shine your eyes o! Vote with what you have seen, who you already know and who has performed. If anyone is telling you change, they are deceiving you. These were people that when they were there before Goodluck Jonathan, they did not count you women as anything.

But today, PDP has wiped away our tears. Jonathan has wiped off our tears. He has fulfilled his promise of giving women 35 per cent participation. He gave 16 seats to women out of 42 slots in his cabinet. He is a performer.”

Earlier, over 100 wives of Ekiti monarchs welcomed the President’s wife to the palace of the Ewi of Ado Ekiti, where seven of them prayed for her while she knelt down in their midst.

Speaking through the wife of the Ewi, Mrs. Abosede Adejugbe, the wives of the monarchs appealed to the President’s wife to extend the Subsidy Reinvestment and Empowerment Programme to Ekiti State fully.

She assured her of total support in the coming general election.

The wife of the Ewi also called on six other ‘oloris’ in addition to herself to pray for Mrs. Jonathan, describing seven as a powerful number.

http://www.punchng.com/politics/im-not-ready-to-feed-jonathan-in-prison-patience/
Yessss! U are right madam jona but if u drink PDP, uwill go to HELLFIRE

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Re: If You Drink APC, You Will Die - Patience Jonathan by experimentist: 5:56am On Mar 17, 2015
Very dumb bleeps talks

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Re: If You Drink APC, You Will Die - Patience Jonathan by disloman(m): 6:05am On Mar 17, 2015
Do they advise this GIRL at all?Her utterances r killing.what a shame

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Re: If You Drink APC, You Will Die - Patience Jonathan by oluwafemi113(m): 6:08am On Mar 17, 2015
Dis woman again undecided



Mama Peace, a better Nigeria is a change Nigeria for good to what we're witnessing in this present administration.

If APC can deliver the better Nigeria we're all clamoring for, MAMA Peace we're going to drink APC tongue and we won't die



Your PVC is the key to your better tomorrow, don't be decivilize, don't sale your vote and vote wisely


Vote for GMB Vote APC...




If you're part of the winning team hit like
.
.

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Re: If You Drink APC, You Will Die - Patience Jonathan by GboyegaD(m): 6:17am On Mar 17, 2015
To say she is garrulous is an understatement. She just opens her mouth to spew whatever comes out of it.

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Re: If You Drink APC, You Will Die - Patience Jonathan by midolian(m): 6:21am On Mar 17, 2015
omanifrank:

Wife of the President, Mrs. Patience Jonathan, has said she is not ready to feed her husband, President Goodluck Jonathan, in prison.


“What did they forget in Aso rock? If you vote PDP and Jonathan, it would be better for you. If you vote APC, you will go to prison.How can you jail somebody for 300 years? I’m not ready to carry food to my husband inside prison oh!”

LWKMD..

Madam, no worry, E no go reach 300yrs dis tym..plus you are not even sure yet if you ll be going to prison with your husband or he will be going alone.


Una neva sabi anything..eyin looters cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: If You Drink APC, You Will Die - Patience Jonathan by Beamborla(f): 6:26am On Mar 17, 2015
Mtcheeew!
Lubbish!
Very soon, they would start meeting animals to pray for them. No be only olori, onidi go soon show. Yeye people .

She have the guts to open her mouth to talk about performance when their failure is staring right at them in the face. Women fighting for food... if they had done well,there would be no need using food to campaign or so much hustle to get a share of their degrading gifts... common bucket o. Shame on our politicians!

Look at her silly utterances... so much from a first lady.

Yeye politicians.

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Re: If You Drink APC, You Will Die - Patience Jonathan by ephemm(m): 6:28am On Mar 17, 2015
omanifrank:
[center] “What did they forget in Aso rock? If you vote PDP and Jonathan, it would be better for you. If you vote APC, you will go to prison. How can you jail somebody for 300 years? I’m not ready to carry food to my husband inside prison oh!”

http://www.punchng.com/politics/im-not-ready-to-feed-jonathan-in-prison-patience/

Don't worry madam, you won't carry food to you husband inside prison, you'll surely be in prison together.

Mumu

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Re: If You Drink APC, You Will Die - Patience Jonathan by clevvermind(m): 6:28am On Mar 17, 2015
Apc is more deadly than poison. grin

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Re: If You Drink APC, You Will Die - Patience Jonathan by midolian(m): 6:30am On Mar 17, 2015
clevvermind:
Apc is more deadly than poison. grin
Clevvermind, u sef dey fear prison? cheesy

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Re: If You Drink APC, You Will Die - Patience Jonathan by hadizadeezy(f): 6:30am On Mar 17, 2015
Imagine the shepopotamus!

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Re: If You Drink APC, You Will Die - Patience Jonathan by kheart(m): 6:38am On Mar 17, 2015
But this ekiti people and bag of rice nawa o.

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Re: If You Drink APC, You Will Die - Patience Jonathan by clevvermind(m): 6:38am On Mar 17, 2015
midolian:
Clevvermind, u sef dey fear prison? cheesy
i dey fear o. Make dem nor jail me for 400years. I still dey enjoy my life o. grin

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Re: If You Drink APC, You Will Die - Patience Jonathan by SweetyZinta(f): 6:47am On Mar 17, 2015
and if you drink PDP?





You will see nothing wrong with making love 2ur parents and grand parents so, which is better?

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Re: If You Drink APC, You Will Die - Patience Jonathan by AceOfDiamonds(m): 6:49am On Mar 17, 2015
PEJ undecided Why must this woman campaign ? Why must PDP also attack or mention the wrongs of APC or Buhari while campaigning? Just state what your manifesto and be done with it... undecided

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Re: If You Drink APC, You Will Die - Patience Jonathan by StealthyMe(m): 6:49am On Mar 17, 2015
Not Patience again grin

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Re: If You Drink APC, You Will Die - Patience Jonathan by midolian(m): 6:53am On Mar 17, 2015
clevvermind:
i dey fear o. Make dem nor jail me for 400years. I still dey enjoy my life o. grin
loool..E mean say even ur burial ceremony, na for prison be dat.. (God forbid)...No wonder wey una dey fear Buhari

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Re: If You Drink APC, You Will Die - Patience Jonathan by stinggy(m): 6:56am On Mar 17, 2015

Fayose at the event took a swipe at former President Olusegun Obasanjo, saying his tacit support for the APC presidential candidate, Maj. Gen. Muhamadu Buhari (retd.), would get him nowhere.

“After Jonathan, the North can have their own eight years. Whether they like it or not, whether that our baba, you know him, whether he tore his card or not, whether he ate the card or not, Buhari is going nowhere,” he declared.

“Goodluck is our own. He is coming back. I am carrying the mandate of a people who believe in me. If they do elections here 20 times, I will win,” he boasted.


Keep deceiving yourself man. Your recent lack of decorum has made you a lot of enemies in your state.

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Re: If You Drink APC, You Will Die - Patience Jonathan by ijustdey: 7:38am On Mar 17, 2015
Finally she admitted that the office of the first lady is illegal


When APC was saying something about the illegality of the office..... I could remember our Taniods swoop on them and start giving justification..... Now your small god have said the office is illegal oooo

PUNCH also reports that she openly admitted that the Office of the First Lady, which she occupies, is illegal. She, however, said there was nothing wrong in a woman supporting her husband in office. She said:

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Re: If You Drink APC, You Will Die - Patience Jonathan by clevvermind(m): 7:43am On Mar 17, 2015
midolian:
loool..E mean say even ur burial ceremony, na for prison be dat.. (God forbid)...No wonder wey una dey fear Buhari
na so o. We say no to buhari.

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Re: If You Drink APC, You Will Die - Patience Jonathan by Rapmoney(m): 7:48am On Mar 17, 2015
The way this woman carries herself is very shameful. She doesn't hold any political position in Nigeria because her office is not even recognized by the constitution! She better shut her pile up!!! Shuo! cool

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Re: If You Drink APC, You Will Die - Patience Jonathan by omenka(m): 7:51am On Mar 17, 2015
Great. As long as she doesn't keep her mouth shut, so shall the evidence to be used against her at the ICC keep piling up. Turn up your volume ma, you can't stop now!

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Re: If You Drink APC, You Will Die - Patience Jonathan by sunnyp1(m): 9:54am On Mar 17, 2015
grin grin grin grin grin Our Mother

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Re: If You Drink APC, You Will Die - Patience Jonathan by tiamiyukunle69(m): 9:55am On Mar 17, 2015
Another comic relief

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Re: If You Drink APC, You Will Die - Patience Jonathan by Nobody: 9:55am On Mar 17, 2015
Mama P on point.

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Re: If You Drink APC, You Will Die - Patience Jonathan by OgologoDimkpa: 9:55am On Mar 17, 2015
clevvermind:
Apc is more deadly than poison. grin
True!
APC is just like rat poison.
It kills embarassed

GEJ all the way!

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Re: If You Drink APC, You Will Die - Patience Jonathan by steppin: 9:55am On Mar 17, 2015
This woman is a confirmed politician.

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Re: If You Drink APC, You Will Die - Patience Jonathan by Nobody: 9:55am On Mar 17, 2015
she is saying the truth, i love u mama patience, ure d best in d whole world, haters shud go and die. GEL till 2019

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