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Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by layinkakeem(m): 12:40pm On Mar 17, 2015
It seems this thread contains womens content !
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by moderatorr1: 12:40pm On Mar 17, 2015
hmmm
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Nobody: 12:40pm On Mar 17, 2015
emusmith:


Rare

Mmmm..u reckon? Maybe u never bumped with these ladies who r Wondering why their men r acting up when its time to flare up the bedroom wink cheesy
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Maczeelly(m): 12:40pm On Mar 17, 2015
Ok
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Nobody: 12:40pm On Mar 17, 2015
Islam undecided!
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by bootstrap(m): 12:41pm On Mar 17, 2015
... As God is my witness, if my wife ever gives me attitude or lies because of sex, it wld just be a matter of time befor her cup fills up.

as much as I wld not be asking for sex over the average number of times, i wld prefer an outright.. "not really in the mood" to all these useless gimiks joh

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Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Nobody: 12:41pm On Mar 17, 2015
while you are busy escaping- please note that your husband also has an easy escape.. be cautious

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Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Bonapart(m): 12:41pm On Mar 17, 2015
Only in Nigeria
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Nobody: 12:41pm On Mar 17, 2015
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Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by mczico: 12:42pm On Mar 17, 2015
if Itell my husband GEJ till 2019




he go free me







I go soon blow
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Nobody: 12:42pm On Mar 17, 2015
LOL... Damnn wasnt supposed to laff!!!

#Team7.4Inch
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by folabayo1(f): 12:42pm On Mar 17, 2015
Na so cheesy
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by LewisO: 12:44pm On Mar 17, 2015
[size=14pt]typing... [/size]
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by JoeCutie(m): 12:45pm On Mar 17, 2015
kika23:
I'd definitely learn something new today cheesy
Waiting to read your too. grin

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Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by iamord(m): 12:46pm On Mar 17, 2015
KashyBaby:
Hahahahah...ok,lets flip the other side of coin..men,acting up as well...when ladies wanna have fire on bed,some men juz make a lot of dramas too..
I like it that way.. smiley it puts me in more control of the bed senaiors. grin. Shakara is allowed grin
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by pinkycute(f): 12:47pm On Mar 17, 2015
Interesting writeup cheesy

***am here to read comments and to learn too***
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Nobody: 12:48pm On Mar 17, 2015
JoeCutie:
Waiting to read your too. grin
What are you doing here

From Nl labor room to lingerie room and now bedroom. tongue

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Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by IYANGBALI: 12:48pm On Mar 17, 2015
Abeg na who get vaseline and kondoms make him borrow me,my customer don come
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by hikmojj(m): 12:48pm On Mar 17, 2015
KashyBaby:
Hahahahah...ok,lets flip the other side of coin..men,acting up as well...when ladies wanna have fire on bed,some men juz make a lot of dramas too..
some men? u mean u have also tried those men??...
asiri awon obirin to ntu.... but as d op said......oga no go hear
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Odunharry(m): 12:48pm On Mar 17, 2015
grin some women Kala o
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Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Nobody: 12:49pm On Mar 17, 2015
Vickybee:
Lubbish!

*Snaps finger and walks out of thread*
Share how you excused him that day wink
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by pinkycute(f): 12:49pm On Mar 17, 2015
Ok

bootstrap:
... As God is my witness, if my wife ever gives me attitude or lies because of sex, it wld just be a matter of time befor her cup fills up.

as much as I wld not be asking for sex over the average number of times, i wld prefer an outright.. "not really in the mood" to all these useless gimiks joh
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Bekwarra(m): 12:50pm On Mar 17, 2015
If you like dress us as an American Football player or a cricket player #KoKanAye

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Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Nobody: 12:50pm On Mar 17, 2015
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Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by suptol(m): 12:51pm On Mar 17, 2015
undecided
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by Nobody: 12:53pm On Mar 17, 2015
hikmojj:

some men? u mean u have also tried those men??...
asiri awon obirin to ntu.... but as d op said......oga no go hear

How i wish i understand wat uve said.. grin
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by smilyice(m): 12:54pm On Mar 17, 2015
grin
Coldfeet:
Common ladies that's not fair!
What happened to good ole communication?
If my husband wants it and im not in the mood(rarely though) I simply tell him so!

If na days when konji hold am well well
He will ask me what can he do to make me be in the mood? Omo na that time I go come dey table all the things whey I need grin by the time I finish sef if Dickson never sleep oga himself go done dey snore lol cheesy


. Chai! See strategy grin
Coldfeet:
Common ladies that's not fair!
What happened to good ole communication?
If my husband wants it and im not in the mood(rarely though) I simply tell him so!

If na days when konji hold am well well
He will ask me what can he do to make me be in the mood? Omo na that time I go come dey table all the things whey I need grin by the time I finish sef if Dickson never sleep oga himself go done dey snore lol cheesy


. Chai! See strategy

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Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by xynerise: 12:54pm On Mar 17, 2015
Crappy tricks.

No wonder cheating men are increasing.
Re: Ladies Share Their Funny "Bedroom Escape" Strategies (Read) by iykedare(m): 12:56pm On Mar 17, 2015
[s]get her a rival then since she cant satisfy you. tongue tongue tongue[/s]

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