Critics everywhere you go...just thinking about it if you are pastor's son or daughter there are stuffs you shouldn't be caught doing. It doesn't apply to every church it can be because i attend a gospel church sha o!.
Well here is a list of few crimes you shouldn't commit as a pastor child in church.
1.Growing hair
In my church if you grow too much hair or get a nasty haircut lasan don't bother to come to church. If you are a guy don't grow beard or the beardless usher will criticize you, always shave and try to look innocent.
2.Bleaching
This is common among the daughters because boys don't fancy skin lightening. Bleach and face the wrath of women leader in the church because she will call you to a corner of the church and talk sense into your brain and later report you to your father the pastor.
3.Expensive dress
Dress normally, don't overdo it. Because if you wear expensive cloth you will be the centre of attraction people will like you and some will be like "look at her, her father don embezzle all our money smh"
4.Minimize the use of jewelry/blings
If you use too much jewelries or blings the church youth will be angry because your father is the one preaching against it and you are caught going against his preaching. Not only the youth but some women whom her child is following your step won't be happy with you.
5.Endowed/Exposing body parts
If you are the busty or big booty type please go and deflate it because your will be term as attention seeker or ashewo and this only happens to pastor's daughter if you can't do anything about it avoid tight dress.
The rest doesn't need any explanation
6.Sagging
7.Pressing phone
8.Pastor's daughter talking to a guy
9.Coming to church late or after sunday school
10.Caught without a bible
Note:Anybody can try this and go scot-free but not a pastor's child.

Funny but true

ademega:
Funny but true

na so my broda

guess its true..... you're right bout dat part of dressing too much n wearing bling bling...

hfinest1:
guess its true..... you're right bout dat part of dressing too much n wearing bling bling...

u too mussh!

Lyrically:
u too mussh!

and anoda thing is a pastor's child shouldn't sing secullar songs in church i.e worldly songs... cos members would b like "see wat pastor pikin dey sing"