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Balance Sheet Of Life by mike4zeal(m): 7:18am On Mar 20, 2015 |
Our Birth is our Opening Balance! Our Death is our Closing Balance! Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities Our Creative Ideas are our Assets Heart is our Current Asset Soul is our Fixed Asset Brain is our Fixed Deposit Thinking is our Current Account Achievements are our Capital Character and Morals, our Stock-in-Trade Friends are our General Reserves Values and Behaviour are our Goodwill Patience is our Interest Earned Love is our Dividend Children are our Bonus Issues Education is Brand/ Patent Knowledge is our Investment Experience is our Premium Account The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately. The Goal is to get the Award for Best Presented Accounts. Here are some good and bad things… The most destructive habit………………….Worry The greatest Joy………………………….Giving The greatest loss…………….Loss of self-respect The most satisfying work……………Helping others The ugliest personality trait………….Selfishness The most endangered species…Dedicated leaders Our greatest natural resource……………Our youth The greatest “shot in the arm”……….Encouragement The greatest problem to overcome……………..Fear The most effective sleeping pill…Peace of mind The most crippling failure disease…………Excuses The most powerful force in life………………Love The most dangerous pariah………………A gossip The world’s most incredible computer…The brain The worst thing to be without………………. Hope The deadliest weapon…………………..The tongue The two most power-filled words……………”I Can” The greatest asset…………………………Faith The most worthless emotion………………Self-pity The most beautiful attire………………….Smile! The most prized possession…………….Integrity The most powerful channel of communication…Prayer The most contagious spirit……………..Enthusiasm The most important thing in life………………GOD. Have you found Him? Life ends when we stop Dreaming, Hope ends when we stop Believing, Love ends when we stop Caring, And Friendship ends; when we stop sharing. Meditation: Now hope does not disappoint, because the love of God has been poured out in our hearts by the Holy Spirit who was given to us. – Romans 5:5 You will succeed in Jesus Name! |
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