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Balance Sheet Of Life by mike4zeal(m): 7:18am On Mar 20, 2015
Our Birth is our Opening Balance!

Our Death is our Closing Balance!

Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities

Our Creative Ideas are our Assets

Heart is our Current Asset

Soul is our Fixed Asset

Brain is our Fixed Deposit

Thinking is our Current Account

Achievements are our Capital

Character and Morals, our Stock-in-Trade

Friends are our General Reserves

Values and Behaviour are our Goodwill

Patience is our Interest Earned

Love is our Dividend

Children are our Bonus Issues

Education is Brand/ Patent

Knowledge is our Investment

Experience is our Premium Account

The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.

The Goal is to get the Award for Best Presented Accounts.

Here are some good and bad things…

The most destructive habit………………….Worry

The greatest Joy………………………….Giving

The greatest loss…………….Loss of self-respect

The most satisfying work……………Helping others

The ugliest personality trait………….Selfishness

The most endangered species…Dedicated leaders

Our greatest natural resource……………Our youth

The greatest “shot in the arm”……….Encouragement

The greatest problem to overcome……………..Fear

The most effective sleeping pill…Peace of mind

The most crippling failure disease…………Excuses

The most powerful force in life………………Love

The most dangerous pariah………………A gossip

The world’s most incredible computer…The brain

The worst thing to be without………………. Hope

The deadliest weapon…………………..The tongue

The two most power-filled words……………”I Can”

The greatest asset…………………………Faith

The most worthless emotion………………Self-pity

The most beautiful attire………………….Smile!

The most prized possession…………….Integrity

The most powerful channel of communication…Prayer

The most contagious spirit……………..Enthusiasm

The most important thing in life………………GOD. Have you found Him?

Life ends when we stop Dreaming,
Hope ends when we stop Believing,
Love ends when we stop Caring,
And Friendship ends; when we stop sharing.

Meditation: Now hope does not disappoint, because the love of God has been poured out in our hearts by the Holy Spirit who was given to us. – Romans 5:5

You will succeed in Jesus Name!

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