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| Reasons Why You Need To Sit Close To A Pretty Lady In Church. by MuguliciousMUGU: 3:17pm On Mar 21, 2015 |
The reasons are... 1) it makes you to understand the message- even though the topic of the day is boring, the pretty girl by your side would make the topic very interesting that you would just fall in love with the message for no reason. 2) it gives you hope- there are some guys that hardly talk or interact with fine gals, because they don't have the morale to do so, therefore it is advisable for them to sit close to a fine girl in church, it gives them hope for the future, that one day they would chyke a fine girl. 3) it makes you to love the church- sitting closer to a fine girl makes you to keep coming to the church every blessed day, even if there is no service that day you will still come just to see that pretty angel. 4) it brings you closer to God- it makes you feel that God's presence is in that church, infact it makes you feel safe. 5) it makes you feel like you are on top of the world- sitting close to a fine girl, makes you feel like don jazzy, infact like a doro boss, it makes you feel like a king beside a queen. So try to sit close to a fine girl on sundays on your life will never remain the same. You can thank me later. Signed minister of women affairs. 1 Like |
| Re: Reasons Why You Need To Sit Close To A Pretty Lady In Church. by naijaboiy: 3:22pm On Mar 21, 2015 |
*Sigh* 1 Like |
| Re: Reasons Why You Need To Sit Close To A Pretty Lady In Church. by Vinshu(f): 3:33pm On Mar 21, 2015 |
Crap |
| Re: Reasons Why You Need To Sit Close To A Pretty Lady In Church. by Nobody: 3:34pm On Mar 21, 2015 |
Choi! See wetin mama nkechi carry for belle for 9months. 2 Likes
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| Re: Reasons Why You Need To Sit Close To A Pretty Lady In Church. by XtraSmooth404: 3:36pm On Mar 21, 2015 |
entry: 3:36;20"pm exit: 3:36;23"pm  1 Like |
| Re: Reasons Why You Need To Sit Close To A Pretty Lady In Church. by justmag(m): 3:36pm On Mar 21, 2015 |
 is this what we do in church now? That's why u don't listen to the sermon and post things like this. You are going to hell OP! TMRW is Sunday. Make amends or perish. |
| Re: Reasons Why You Need To Sit Close To A Pretty Lady In Church. by Cutehector(m): 3:42pm On Mar 21, 2015 |
Why r some ppo so daft in life |
| Re: Reasons Why You Need To Sit Close To A Pretty Lady In Church. by Nobody: 3:51pm On Mar 21, 2015 |
Yet another one again  |
| Re: Reasons Why You Need To Sit Close To A Pretty Lady In Church. by Basildvalour(m): 3:52pm On Mar 21, 2015 |
OP, are u speaking from experience? You no get liver to chyke a girl, yet u have balls that you'll tell everyone you are proud of? Yes, those ones between your thighs! |
| Re: Reasons Why You Need To Sit Close To A Pretty Lady In Church. by okabe(m): 3:54pm On Mar 21, 2015 |
Op u b real m**u. . .I guess monickers dnt lie |
| Re: Reasons Why You Need To Sit Close To A Pretty Lady In Church. by goodmorning40: 3:56pm On Mar 21, 2015 |
Yet another mad man posts |
| Re: Reasons Why You Need To Sit Close To A Pretty Lady In Church. by Nobody: 4:00pm On Mar 21, 2015 |
  Chai some dudes can make ur ribs break OP u be OPONU of d 1st order |
| Re: Reasons Why You Need To Sit Close To A Pretty Lady In Church. by Enegod(m): 4:06pm On Mar 21, 2015 |
MuguliciousMUGU:smh |
| Re: Reasons Why You Need To Sit Close To A Pretty Lady In Church. by Nobody: 4:12pm On Mar 21, 2015 |
U jually, am all about d yansh, ...but even I no say, yansh and church no dey mix. Wher dat guy wey dey sprinkle holy water 4 treds? Mk in come sprinkle am 4 ya head, in fact, mk in dip ur body 4 river, cause ur own pass sprinkle. |
| Re: Reasons Why You Need To Sit Close To A Pretty Lady In Church. by Viktoh(m): 5:10pm On Mar 21, 2015 |
okabe:say it, he wont beat you..op u b mum.u |
| Re: Reasons Why You Need To Sit Close To A Pretty Lady In Church. by hatux: 6:08pm On Mar 21, 2015 |
MuguliciousMUGU:Who gave you entitlement? |
| Re: Reasons Why You Need To Sit Close To A Pretty Lady In Church. by MuguliciousMUGU: 6:07am On Mar 22, 2015 |
hatux:president jonathan |
| Re: Reasons Why You Need To Sit Close To A Pretty Lady In Church. by Titilayo32: 3:28pm On Mar 22, 2015 |
[quote author=MuguliciousMUGU post=31856415]The reasons are... 1) it makes you to understand the message- even though the topic of the day is boring, the pretty girl by your side would make the topic very interesting that you would just fall in love with the message for no reason. 2) it gives you hope- there are some guys that hardly talk or interact with fine gals, because they don't have the morale to do so, therefore it is advisable for them to sit close to a fine girl in church, it gives them hope for the future, that one day they would chyke a fine girl. 3) it makes you to love the church- sitting closer to a fine girl makes you to keep coming to the church every blessed day, even if there is no service that day you will still come just to see that pretty angel. 4) it brings you closer to God- it makes you feel that God's presence is in that church, infact it makes you feel safe. 5) it makes you feel like you are on top of the world- sitting close to a fine girl, makes you feel like don jazzy, infact like a doro boss, it makes you feel like a king beside a queen. So try to sit close to a fine girl on sundays on your life will never remain the same. You can thank me later. Signed minister of women affairs.[/quote. Hmmm.you are just funny. |
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