This piece of writing though has been in mind came fully into reality after my last travel from Akwa Ibom to Rivers State State.
These are the set of People You will or must came across at least...alright let's get them listed:

1. The Instructor/Assistant Driver[b] :These set of people are always found at the front seat. They are constantly telling the driver when to break, when to steared, when to overtake etc always with demonstration..and it got you wonder why they don't take the wheel instead, huh!

2. The Disscusant:[b] They are always looking for topic to discuss. they will discuss issues ranging from politics to sport vice versa..sometimes they can be boring so I fix my earphones and start playing music . Third row is where they are always stationed.

3. Sleepy Time Tom:[b] There's hardly a bus you won't have like two of this type. am not saying sleeping on bus is bad but the way these set sleeps is just too alarming. once the vehicle take off, you see the release one wicked yawn and that's it...till you guys get to destination. If you sit next to them, sorry for you as you are going to bear the load..but i know some guys wont mind sha like *lalasticlala* will bear the load if its a fine lady but old mama or a felliw guy try it, OYO!!These set can be found in any section of the vehicle.

4. The Caller/Receiver:[b] These set can bore the hell out of you with every seconds of calls at times so lengthy...it won't be a problem if they answer their call but the kind of shout at their disposal just make life unbearable to those who were unfortunate to seat close to them. Trust them with second row if not first.


5. Boner/ Quieter:[b] Believe me these set sure exist! if you like tell the funniest joke on earth they won't laugh. not that they don't understand you its just that they have this symptoms of " guys are not smiling" in them!! Their territory is the last row! they are always busy with their phone and if you ask them anything expect a straight answer of "YES or NO" and I happen to belong to these group!!!

6. The Shouter: [b] Trust these set with shout on every sudden break the driver apply. we all know road users are different just like our faces are different. someone can recklessly burst in the road so the driver has to apply break and these set will be like "Jesuuuuuus". every single thing they will shout. Where they are found? they are like Glo.."everywhere you go"

But all these puts together is what makes the movement fun!

pls don't mind the subject..feel free to add yours

source: averygoodone.com

Is dat all? ok i don hear!

Dioxidane:
7. The 'Farter' 8. The 'Chick-Hunter'

Oga Dioxidane ooo I enjoyed ur stories o...been waiting fr new ones abeg pardon my kwanky write up above...I know u r a pro in this biz

ifekemmie:
Is dat all? ok i don hear!

yh bae...lalasticlacla know best