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Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Babzrockman: 7:20pm On Mar 23, 2015
Guys, this guruji or wateva ur name is; he is only looking for money to feed his deities. I guess he is dreaming. May be u will wake up on 29th to hear massive victory for GMB
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by 400billionman: 7:21pm On Mar 23, 2015
Flets:
If by chance Buhari wins this election, extremely hard times lies ahead for this country. 

Definitely, the creeks will go haywire again, Buhari will send the troops to the creeks and together they will set the oil facilities ablaze.

While these persists, the oil producing companies will simply withdraw their personnel from the volatile region and all foreign investment will seize in all sectors.And even if the troops kill 90% of the militants, it will take just one militant, a dynamite and just one location along the multi- kilometre trunklines to continue to wreck havoc. 

Fast forward to 2019, if we remain one country and without a civil war,, we will be an economic wreck with no allocations and salaries, no capital projects, no hope with dollar exchanging for 400 naira and we are worse off than we were in 2015.

Cos the truth is that without crude proceeds for now, Nigeria is finished. 

And then, we'll be screaming another 'Change' because we would have learnt a bitter lesson in the hands of the Fulanis, Tinubu and Saraki.And then we will ask.... Why were we this silly?

And before you quote me, make sure you outline in clear terms how you or Buhari will avert this obvious calamity staring us in the face


Only last week, they creek boys seem to have resumed activities by kidnapping at Yoho facility operated by Exxonmobil and have shut in 80KBD already. Are we ready for this for the next 4 years?

The entire world stands to benefit from a crisis in the Niger delta. Its not a coincidence that USA who abandoned us at the height of bokoharam is busy shouting for change in govt . Crises in the ND will reduce supply of crude to the Oil market and that would drive up the price of crude for producing countries.... But at Nigeria's expense.

Nigerians.... Be Warned!!!

Explicitly presented in a sanctimonious and sacrosanct manner..

You deserve 2 lacasera

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Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by firstolalekan(m): 7:21pm On Mar 23, 2015
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Flets:
If by chance Buhari wins this election, extremely hard times lies ahead for this country. 

Definitely, the creeks will go haywire again, Buhari will send the troops to the creeks and together they will set the oil facilities ablaze.

While these persists, the oil producing companies will simply withdraw their personnel from the volatile region and all foreign investment will seize in all sectors.And even if the troops kill 90% of the militants, it will take just one militant, a dynamite and just one location along the multi- kilometre trunklines to continue to wreck havoc. 

Fast forward to 2019, if we remain one country and without a civil war,, we will be an economic wreck with no allocations and salaries, no capital projects, no hope with dollar exchanging for 400 naira and we are worse off than we were in 2015.

Cos the truth is that without crude proceeds for now, Nigeria is finished. 

And then, we'll be screaming another 'Change' because we would have learnt a bitter lesson in the hands of the Fulanis, Tinubu and Saraki.And then we will ask.... Why were we this silly?

And before you quote me, make sure you outline in clear terms how you or Buhari will avert this obvious calamity staring us in the face


Only last week, they creek boys seem to have resumed activities by kidnapping at Yoho facility operated by Exxonmobil and have shut in 80KBD already. Are we ready for this for the next 4 years?

The entire world stands to benefit from a crisis in the Niger delta. Its not a coincidence that USA who abandoned us at the height of bokoharam is busy shouting for change in govt . Crises in the ND will reduce supply of crude to the Oil market and that would drive up the price of crude for producing countries.... But at Nigeria's expense.

Nigerians.... Be Warned!!!
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Silly imagination...
Nigeria will survive with or without any damněd oil.
Why is it always about oil and Nigerdelta?

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Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by nerodenero: 7:21pm On Mar 23, 2015
Tough times truly lies ahead.

If Jonathan wins, Almajiris plus their Ogas who wants the country ungovernable not forgetting Bokobastards will definitely unleash more terror like never witnessed.

If Old Papa wins, Militants will not only kidnap but destroy almost all the pipelines in the Niger Delta region causing more harm to the already destroyed economy.

I believe the country will still survive this storm.

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Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by haywire1: 7:22pm On Mar 23, 2015
Guru, hw much dollars u receive?

We cast nd bind any demonic spirit trying to obstruct our dear buhari victory.
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Nobody: 7:23pm On Mar 23, 2015
[size=20pt]Small time now GEJ supporters go go church dey sing "Emi o mo Jesu oyingbo, emi o mo Jesu agege, emi o mo GuruMaharaji. Jesu ti mo mo l'apata ayeraye" yet for Jona's sake they are happy that satanic jesus is using soothsaying on their brains. SMH for shameless Christians who are happy about this soothsaying undecided

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Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Nobody: 7:23pm On Mar 23, 2015
Even if GEJ wins by any chance,it's not by your stupid predictions. I hate this man/creature,get out of my face!!!

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Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by manny4life(m): 7:23pm On Mar 23, 2015
ElFenomeno1:


STFU you bloody idio...t!
Hard times lie ahead? Who are you to see the future?
Fu....cking slowpoke!

Why are you insulting him? Isn't he saying the truth. The fact that Nigerians don't listen and observe the obvious is a detriment to the bad fate that looms. You really think that the creek boys will allow Buhari and Tinubu to control oil money? You better think again. 2015 will either make or break Nigeria. IF GEJ loses, you think BH will be the only problem post election, okay, let's see how the script plays out.

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Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Speakdatruth: 7:24pm On Mar 23, 2015
Flets:
If by chance Buhari wins this election, extremely hard times lies ahead for this country. 

Definitely, the creeks will go haywire again, Buhari will send the troops to the creeks and together they will set the oil facilities ablaze.

While these persists, the oil producing companies will simply withdraw their personnel from the volatile region and all foreign investment will seize in all sectors.And even if the troops kill 90% of the militants, it will take just one militant, a dynamite and just one location along the multi- kilometre trunklines to continue to wreck havoc. 

Fast forward to 2019, if we remain one country and without a civil war,, we will be an economic wreck with no allocations and salaries, no capital projects, no hope with dollar exchanging for 400 naira and we are worse off than we were in 2015.

Cos the truth is that without crude proceeds for now, Nigeria is finished. 

And then, we'll be screaming another 'Change' because we would have learnt a bitter lesson in the hands of the Fulanis, Tinubu and Saraki.And then we will ask.... Why were we this silly?

And before you quote me, make sure you outline in clear terms how you or Buhari will avert this obvious calamity staring us in the face


Only last week, they creek boys seem to have resumed activities by kidnapping at Yoho facility operated by Exxonmobil and have shut in 80KBD already. Are we ready for this for the next 4 years?

The entire world stands to benefit from a crisis in the Niger delta. Its not a coincidence that USA who abandoned us at the height of bokoharam is busy shouting for change in govt . Crises in the ND will reduce supply of crude to the Oil market and that would drive up the price of crude for producing countries.... But at Nigeria's expense.

Nigerians.... Be Warned!!!
keep spaming, d thunder wey go hit u 4 ds yo lie, dey do press up
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Ilekeh(f): 7:24pm On Mar 23, 2015
SammyHoe:
[size=20pt]Small time now GEJ supporters go go church dey sing "Emi o mo Jesu oyingbo, emi o mo Jesu agege, emi o mo GuruMaharaji. Jesu ti mo mo l'apata ayeraye" yet for Jona's sake they are happy that satanic jesus is using soothsaying on their brains. SMH for shameless Christians who are happy about this soothsaying undecided

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Politics for you.

GEJ is omo Lucifer. His babalawos go soon talk their own. sad

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Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by bqlekan(m): 7:24pm On Mar 23, 2015
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by juman(m): 7:24pm On Mar 23, 2015
Buhari will win

Buhari for sure

All glory be to God, the Merciful.
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Trove(m): 7:24pm On Mar 23, 2015
The oracle has spoken
GBAM!!! grin
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by bettercreature(m): 7:25pm On Mar 23, 2015
We are going to Vote overwhemingly for peoples general regardless of chicken shit spit by any harbalist or devilish damaged human being
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Faraidi(m): 7:25pm On Mar 23, 2015
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by espn(m): 7:25pm On Mar 23, 2015
God guru maraji says he is greater than u.. please make him feel inferior come 28th of march.

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Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by 1Dray(m): 7:25pm On Mar 23, 2015
firstolalekan:

Silly imagination...
Nigeria will survive with or without any damněd oil.
Why is it always about oil and Nigerdelta?

Oh well, let's see how you would do that.
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Nobody: 7:26pm On Mar 23, 2015
So babalawos are also weighing in
Na wa
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Dafan(m): 7:26pm On Mar 23, 2015
Best option 2015 GEJ

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Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Riodiao(m): 7:26pm On Mar 23, 2015
400billionman:
APC online warriors be like, what if this is true ?

So we have been wasting time ?

Leadership is not by number or popularity...

Ultimate power belongs to God..
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by godoluwa(m): 7:26pm On Mar 23, 2015
sincerely speaking, we need change but not the likes of APC change. Buhari is a calamity nobody prays for. ask me why and I will explain better. GEJ till Tinubu use Oral B

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Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Riodiao(m): 7:26pm On Mar 23, 2015
POWER COMES FROM GOD NOT PEOPLE , BUHARI BE WARNED

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Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Nobody: 7:27pm On Mar 23, 2015
Flets:
If by chance Buhari wins this election, extremely hard times lies ahead for this country. 

Definitely, the creeks will go haywire again, Buhari will send the troops to the creeks and together they will set the oil facilities ablaze.

While these persists, the oil producing companies will simply withdraw their personnel from the volatile region and all foreign investment will seize in all sectors.And even if the troops kill 90% of the militants, it will take just one militant, a dynamite and just one location along the multi- kilometre trunklines to continue to wreck havoc. 

Fast forward to 2019, if we remain one country and without a civil war,, we will be an economic wreck with no allocations and salaries, no capital projects, no hope with dollar exchanging for 400 naira and we are worse off than we were in 2015.

Cos the truth is that without crude proceeds for now, Nigeria is finished. 

And then, we'll be screaming another 'Change' because we would have learnt a bitter lesson in the hands of the Fulanis, Tinubu and Saraki.And then we will ask.... Why were we this silly?

And before you quote me, make sure you outline in clear terms how you or Buhari will avert this obvious calamity staring us in the face


Only last week, they creek boys seem to have resumed activities by kidnapping at Yoho facility operated by Exxonmobil and have shut in 80KBD already. Are we ready for this for the next 4 years?

The entire world stands to benefit from a crisis in the Niger delta. Its not a coincidence that USA who abandoned us at the height of bokoharam is busy shouting for change in govt . Crises in the ND will reduce supply of crude to the Oil market and that would drive up the price of crude for producing countries.... But at Nigeria's expense.

Nigerians.... Be Warned!!!

I am a diehard APC but this write up got me thinking cos u r 100percent on point.

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Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by visalo: 7:27pm On Mar 23, 2015
ElFenomeno1:


STFU you bloody idio...t!
Hard times lie ahead? Who are you to see the future?
Fu....cking slowpoke!

Am sure you are a little kid. My advice to you is to stay away from trouble after voting on saturday. Please don't use your self as ritual for tinubu and fellow apc criminals. Be warn. Remember the military are not smiling

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Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by samuelson06(m): 7:28pm On Mar 23, 2015
Flets:
If by chance Buhari wins this election, extremely hard times lies ahead for this country. 

Definitely, the creeks will go haywire again, Buhari will send the troops to the creeks and together they will set the oil facilities ablaze.

While these persists, the oil producing companies will simply withdraw their personnel from the volatile region and all foreign investment will seize in all sectors.And even if the troops kill 90% of the militants, it will take just one militant, a dynamite and just one location along the multi- kilometre trunklines to continue to wreck havoc. 

Fast forward to 2019, if we remain one country and without a civil war,, we will be an economic wreck with no allocations and salaries, no capital projects, no hope with dollar exchanging for 400 naira and we are worse off than we were in 2015.

Cos the truth is that without crude proceeds for now, Nigeria is finished. 

And then, we'll be screaming another 'Change' because we would have learnt a bitter lesson in the hands of the Fulanis, Tinubu and Saraki.And then we will ask.... Why were we this silly?

And before you quote me, make sure you outline in clear terms how you or Buhari will avert this obvious calamity staring us in the face


Only last week, they creek boys seem to have resumed activities by kidnapping at Yoho facility operated by Exxonmobil and have shut in 80KBD already. Are we ready for this for the next 4 years?

The entire world stands to benefit from a crisis in the Niger delta. Its not a coincidence that USA who abandoned us at the height of bokoharam is busy shouting for change in govt . Crises in the ND will reduce supply of crude to the Oil market and that would drive up the price of crude for producing countries.... But at Nigeria's expense.

Nigerians.... Be Warned!!!

I hate writings that give warning without suggestions for way forward.
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by haywire1: 7:28pm On Mar 23, 2015
Boxer007:
Hey guys, Scientist in China have finally created a Pill that can make men get pregnant thru the annnnus. This is great news for all men. Yippppy smiley

What's dis one saying? undecided

Shoro niyen undecided
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by firstolalekan(m): 7:28pm On Mar 23, 2015
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megawax8:


No vacancy in Aso Rock, Jonathan will win – Guru
Maharaji tells APC, Buhari
The Spiritual Leader of One Love Family, Sat Guru
Maharaji Ji, has advised the All Progressives Congress,
APC, and its presidential candidate, General Muhammadu
Buhari (rtd), to forget Nigeria’s presidency.
“There is no vacancy for Buhari at Aso Rock,” he
declared in a statement on Sunday.
According to him, “President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan is
the verifiable divine choice of the forthcoming
presidential election. As the Living Perfect Master of
creation in whose hands the fate of Nigerian project lies
spiritually, I declare divinity’s decision to return Jonathan
to Aso Rock over Muhammadu Buhari.
“I had publicly and sufficiently advised Buhari against
nursing the ambition to rule Nigeria again. Superior
forces are actually in-charge of the Federal Republic of
Nigeria. I am at the helm of these great and unseen
primordial powers of creation.
“My commitment to ensuring that Buhari and his fellow
Anglo-American proxies do not deflect Nigeria off its
path of gradual transition to authentic sovereignty,
sustainable unity and real prosperity is sacrosanct.
Nigeria is no longer to be ruled by feudal agents of
Western neo-colonial power and Arab imperialists,” Guru
added.
The spiritual leader called on all lovers of freedom,
fairness and human dignity in Nigeria to vote for
President Jonathan, saying, “He is an authentic
component of Nigeria’s divinely graphed transition to
greatness. His return to Aso Rock will further secure
Nigeria from being re-enslaved by those who insist they
were born to rule.”
http://dailypost.ng/2015/03/23/no-vacancy-in-aso-rock-
jonathan-will-win-guru-maharaji-tells-apc-buhari/
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Rubbish!
This old foolish Ritualist is just seeking attention
He wants his own share of all the stolen billion dollars
WOE UNTO HIM AND THE FÛCKTARD GEJ
.
.

SAI BUHARI.

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Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by todayguest(m): 7:29pm On Mar 23, 2015
I'll be indifferent till INEC comes with its verdict.

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Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by Nobody: 7:29pm On Mar 23, 2015
Is he Nigerian? Never heard of him before sha
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by patfem(m): 7:29pm On Mar 23, 2015
Even Buhari knows dat e has already lost d election. Nt 2 talk of a so-call prohet teling hm.






Abeg

*OgaJona, dance shoki
Enta Aso Rock*

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Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by amarachi06(f): 7:30pm On Mar 23, 2015
ElFenomeno1:


STFU you bloody idio...t!
Hard times lie ahead? Who are you to see the future?
Fu....cking slowpoke!

at least he get sense pass you
Re: Guru Maharaji Reveals Winner Of Presidential Election by manny4life(m): 7:30pm On Mar 23, 2015
firstolalekan:

Silly imagination...
Nigeria will survive with or without any damněd oil.
Why is it always about oil and Nigerdelta?

Ever asked yourself how Nigeria's budget is financed and source of FOREX?

A country without money is a country at least has hopes; a country without any source of money is one that's likely to experience anarchy.

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