addictiv:

[size=14pt]So funny...father in law inspection That would be the most awkward experience in the history of awkward. [/size]

Oh well!

Na So We see am

bellong:


Why not.... HE is a man and I have nothing to hide....

Hehehe, I wish you what you wish yourself.
Take an unclad groupie when the time comes so you can pass down the pic to the next generation as a memorial.

Hmmmmmm op pls use ur tongue 2 count ur teeth except u r d type dat have high level of tolerance cos dis is just d beginning from dis kind of woman expect more

try ur best 2 keep avoiding her til u leav. Its nt a very good sign. God help u.

Arrant nonsense. Feeling she has expert eyes. She is not God. Hope she has removed the broomstick from her eyes before delving for another person's log? Has she inspected her son to determine he is 'complete'? (no pun intended). I'm guessing that with her eyes, she can determine the fertility of the girl and sperm count of the boy. These are the kind of women that destroy people's lives because they base their opinions on superstitions.

Immaangel:
Please help me. I went to visit my fiance at his village because there was a family occasion going on. I came two days before the occasion and stayed 3 days after the occasion.

Each time I want to take my bath, my would be mother-in-law will carry her bucket and want us to bath together. I've been avoiding her but it is getting out of hand.

What does she want to see? What is her motive? Please I need solutions to this problem.

Please if she comes again with her bucket tomorrow morning .politely say " mama you go first" and if insists she must enter the bathroom with you ,drop your bucket on the floor,turn to her ,look into her eyeballs and say

" mama what exactly are you looking for on my body,why are you bent on seeing my unclothedness"?

Then give her a chance to respond

IbkD:
Arrant nonsense. Feeling she has expert eyes. She is not God. Hope she has removed the broomstick from her eyes before delving for another person's log? Has she inspected her son to determine he is 'complete'? (no pun intended). I'm guessing that with her eyes, she can determine the fertility of the girl and sperm count of the boy. These are the kind of women that destroy people's lives because they base their opinions on superstitions.

I hope the son didn't inherit any of her paranoia

Orisirisi! Doesn't sound real to me sha. How can a MIL make such a demand?

If she still won't give up,
[size=18pt]I will insist that the father in law and my fiance join us too so we can form quorum
Everybody bring ya bucket
All four of us naked and baffing together like one happy family[/size]

Madam OP,

Tell me you did not tell her that she could not bath with you.

How did you avoid bathing with her without offending her.

It maybe a norm in the village for mothers to bathe with daughters you scrub her back and she scrubs yours and it may not be an unusual practise.

I am just speculating ooh!

If it was me and a same sex in law wanted to bath with me, I would assume it was a way of bonding.

IYANGBALI:
mama fe ye ibe wo,o fe ti owo bo idi

This is the most funniest $hit i have heard in a long time... haha ... Yoruba language can funny!!!

Immaangel:
Please help me. I went to visit my fiance at his village because there was a family occasion going on. I came two days before the occasion and stayed 3 days after the occasion.

Each time I want to take my bath, my would be mother-in-law will carry her bucket and want us to bath together. I've been avoiding her but it is getting out of hand.

What does she want to see? What is her motive? Please I need solutions to this problem.

It is very weird and unusual. Decline her request politely and let her know you need your privacy when bathing. Also inform your guy about it to know his reaction.

stanisbaratheon:


what? am i lying?

I was shedding tears on behalf of the man. Though I don't know why he will shed tears.

This cannot be real life in 2015. Third World Problems...

Truckpusher:
MIL wants to be sure of what his son would be stuck with for the rest of his life.

Nice MIL.

They will always be looking out for you knowing what a treacherous people women are .

You better carry your bucket go answer your warrant abeg.

Would you allow your father in law to inspect you?

LadyX:


Would you allow your father in law to inspect you?

Men aren't usually subjected to such cultures.

Cultures like this are solely meant for you psychos

Truckpusher:

Men aren't usually subjected to such cultures.

Cultures like this are solely meant for you psychos

If your mum inspects me, my dad has to inspect you too. To gauge the size and quality of your goodies

Good thing my culture doesn't have such a barbaric practice.

Leave the goddamn house, always smile over it

babyosisi:



This is a mild taste of what you will experience if you end up marrying her son
It is up to you what you do with this revelation.
Tell the son how uncomfortable you are about this and that he should warn his mother to desist from that crude behavior

Warn his mother Doesn't sound like what I'll be comfortable with.

There sud be a better way to present the matter to him than just telling him to warn his mum. My wife won't just tÉll me to warn my mum...she always have a better way of presenting it

LadyX:


If your mum inspects me, my dad has to inspect you too. To gauge the size and quality of your goodies

Good thing my culture doesn't have such a barbaric practice.

I never said mine do inspect wives-to-be.

But on a serious note it is simply weird

Though I'm still of the opinion that she should face her demons abeg.

Mother in law trying to bath with you whenever you are taking your bath and you prolly let it be without telling d son or so,And people are saying to inspect you,WHAT in the world is she inspecting? How do people invade someone else's privacy and call it inspection. and you haven't carried your bag back to your fathers house till they are ready to complete the necessary rites, only God knows maybe by the time you marry the son she will come and watch you people make love to be sure you guys are doing the right things. CRAZY WORLD. Is not like they are rushing anywhere and people are in all the bathrooms but for crying out loud,if it were to be d guys younger sis or so and on a condition that people are all the bathrooms and everyone is rushing for an event or so,it could v been a different thing. There is nothing people won't deal with cos of marriage.

What nonsense? MIL should wait her turn to use the bathroom.

Sophyrocks:


Simple!! I wont stoop low to disgusting demands simply because i am marrying somebody's son. ladies need to know when to say NO and STOP! That woman must be a witch and mentally unstable!

smtimes wen i read ur post i just wnda if ure d man of ur house or ur husband is.

GreenApple123:
Your head dey there my brother. You said it better..... @OP if you don't have anything to hide from your mother-inlaw, take shower will her as the intelligent mother-inlaw want to inspect wetin her son want to buy........ Please you are strongly advise to bath and even instruct the woman to bath you for her to have completely inspection.....if the mother-inlaw certified you okay, I SWEAR YOU DON MARRY her husband.

what of if the mother in law is evil and wants to perform wicked act on her thro unseen method?

GreenApple123:
Your head dey there my brother. You said it better..... @OP if you don't have anything to hide from your mother-inlaw, take shower will her as the intelligent mother-inlaw want to inspect wetin her son want to buy........ Please you are strongly advise to bath and even instruct the woman to bath you for her to have completely inspection.....if the mother-inlaw certified you okay, I SWEAR YOU DON MARRY her husband.

This is crazy! Any man who allows this barbaric thing to be done with her fiance has no respect for her

Does your fiancé have an elder one whom is married already ? If yes, then try and visit that person and find out if such was done to her too. You will have to be fervent in prayers though.

babyosisi:

If she still won't give up,
[size=18pt]I will insist that the father in law and my fiance join us too so we can form quorum
Everybody bring ya bucket
All four of us naked and baffing together like one happy family[/size]

Hehehehe....

eyeview:
I guess she wants to use native eyes to check some signs of womb that has carried a baby.

Hope her son will also go and bath with my father so his native eyes will check his **** and be sure he can performperform or whatever he needs to check. After all, being able to have a child is dependent on both male/female equally!!!

Truckpusher:
I never said mine do inspect wives-to-be.

But on a serious note it is simply weird

Though I'm still of the opinion that she should face her demons abeg.

Hope she "overcomes"

softapple:
smtimes wen i read ur post i just wnda if ure d man of ur house or ur husband is.

Because she knows her right and self worth Keep wondering...not every woman is a dunce and ready to be trampled upon all in the name of marriage.

JumiaQuickSales:


Because she knows her right and self worth Keep wondering...not every woman is a dunce and ready to be trampled upon all in the name of marriage.

she is taken it too far.

LadyX:



Hope she "overcomes"

Wetin concine me?

Make she pull her cloth make MIL confirm her abeg , too many girls running around with too many fake boobs , fake asss, fake eyes and even puccy these days with the help of alum yet they want to run along with good guys

Please ,let them fake girls stick to fake guys joor.