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Breaking News!!! by ogahlouiskid18(m): 10:08am On Mar 25, 2015
My people!!
I saw it with my two
naked, big eyes, I was not
told.
It was in the open,
it was not hidden,
I can beat my chest
confidently,
even to swear an oath,
to tell you categorically,
without missing words this
truth that..
.
.
MANGO IS OUT IN THE
MARKET.
Re: Breaking News!!! by Keegan: 10:21am On Mar 25, 2015
ogahlouiskid18:
My people!!
I saw it with my two
naked, big eyes, I was not
told.
It was in the open,
it was not hidden,
I can beat my chest
confidently,
even to swear an oath,
to tell you categorically,
without missing words this
truth that..
.
.
MANGO IS OUT IN THE
MARKET.

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She is extremely shameless, just only a week old in the neighbourhood. She's already had it with fourteen different chaps. Now she's caused confusion and pandemonium. I must do something urgent, I have to kill her before she put me into trouble, and who is she? She's the hen my grandma just brought to me from the village.

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