This Year 2015, President Goodluck Jonathan will be honouring his wife, the first lady Dame Patience Jonathan with the award of GCFR (Grammar Commander of The Federal Republic).

Sources said this is due to the immense contributions of the first lady to English Language in Nigeria.

Another reason for this prestigious award is that the first lady has positively affected a lot of lives with her humorous speeches that make Nigerians laugh and forget their sorrows.

This according to Mr. President has increased the life span of an average Nigerian.

Examples of her "award winning speeches" include:

1- * Nigeria is a great CONTINENT.

2- * My husband and Sambo IS good people.

3- * I rather KILL myself than commit SUICIDE.

4- * My fellow widows.

5- * I travelled to abroad to rest in peace.

6- * My husband is the best couple on earth.

7- * The doctors are responding to treatment.

8- * For those who said I speech bad English, I left them for God.

9- * Ojukwu is dead, but his Manhood still lives on.

10- * Na only you waka come?

11- * Chai ! Chai !! Chai !!! This blood we are "sharing"

12- * diaris God o...
13- * on behave of N2million I donate my family.
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Don't laugh alone, let others have a reason to laugh it is part of Jonathan's Stomach Infrastructure ...

Chei ! Chei !! Chei !!! Dis message "we are sharing" "diaris god o".

I am like lazarus in the bible I died and after three days I wake up again. Up mama peace!

APC are poison,if you drunk them,you will die

She really deserves












Gbagaun Commander of the Federal Republic (GCFR) award

Jonathan is a man of trust and worthy..heard dat 4rm NTA