GhostProtocol:
Haba, a bro can by a birthday cake na!

Is not dat serious, shoooooo

GhostProtocol:
Haba, a bro can by a birthday cake na!

Is not dat serious, shoooooo

boynigeria:
A sacred set of rules meant to be a guideline to live by among Bros.
The rules began as unwritten rules to follow but because of the
PUSSIfication of men haven't been followed properly and for
some men they needed to be spelled out in bold print.
So I will take yall through these rules 10 at a time.

1: Bros before hoes – A ‘hoe’ is defined as any woman that is not
your wife or any other direct family.

2: A bro is always allowed to do something stupid as long as his
bro’s are doing it.

3: If a bro gets a dog, it must be at least as tall as his knee when
fully grown.

4: Whether a Bro is into sports or not, a Bro picks a team and
supports them until his dying breath.

5: A bro shall not gaze at a naked bro, if for ANY reason a bro gets
naked, all other bros will act as if nothing is out of the ordinary,
averting their eyes away. If the towel drops, so do your eyes.

6: A bro never buys a bro cake, chocolate or any other sugary shiits for birthday

7: A bro is honor bound to aid his bros in moving house, DIY, and any
other physical labour. A cold, fresh shayo(soft drink in some cases) is always reward enough for helping.

8: If a bro leads a beer/food run, he is entitled to any and all left
over change.

9: A bro will not sleep with another bro’s sister. However, a bro is
allowed to be vocal about her level of attractiveness.

10: A Bro shall not wear on his phone any pink coloured cover/casing or use a casing with teady

boynigeria:

a bro buy a cake for another bro's b'day, nigga dat shiit is gay

marymaria:

what gay kind of guy buys his bro cake for his b'day

Holla911:
@ echobee , marymaria, wetin una dey find here ? the Op clearly states that men only una think say una go see some joystick pics here, sorry for your disappointment...thank me later.

pembisco:
Never allow Bro take the car back seat while ur hoe takes the front

fr3do:


A bro should leave the front seat for bro's woman.
Or is a bro trying to replace a bro's woman?

FoxyFlow:
A bro must not date another bro's ex chick no matter how short a time they date...
Foxzee Says So!!!

GhostProtocol:




Lol, I guess y'all don't know that there's a friend who sticks closer than a brother. Question, anything wrong in getting your blood brother a bday cake?

When your bro doesn't have a family or gf that year, a true friend with money to spare can get him a cake, which he can take to the office or school and then later take him out for drinks or something.

As I said before, "is nt dat serious"

SkinnyDude:
*bro will not badmouth another bro just to impress a girl or be in her 'good book'
*bro before girls

but, these days, i dont know the kind of bros we have. imagine when you ask a bro for a help, he declines. but will volunteer to help a girl who doesnt give a fvck about him. that one kills me instantly.
imagine, a bro will go hard on you. he can even punch you, when you have a little misunderstanding with him. but will act a gentleman, when a babe slaps or verbally abuses him for no reason.

GhostProtocol:
Haba, a bro can buy a birthday cake na!

Is not dat serious, shoooooo

boynigeria:
11: A Bro doesn’t allow another Bro to get married until he’s at least
thirty(why the rush)

12: When using urinals, a Bro stares straight ahead AT ALL TIMES not that sitting shiit

13: Even in a fight to the death a Bro never punches another Bro in
the balls.

[b]14: A Bro never cries. Even when he cries he denies.
15: When greeting another Bro, never engage in a full embrace.

16: In the event that two Bros clock/lock on to the same woman, the
Bro who has been without woman the longest is given first shot, a
shot that must be taken within 24 hours, before being passed on.

17: A Bro will make any and all efforts to provide his Bro with a
condom when he's in urgent need.

18: A Bro must always reciprocate a round of drinks among Bros.

19: A Bro never borrows or lends clothes to another Bro.

20: If a Bro accidentally strikes another Bro’s crotch while walking,
both silently agree to act as if nothing happened.

kolawaxxy:
In addendum, A BRO SHALL NEVER ASK A FELLOW BRO "how was your night?"