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Advantages Of Being Single by Dannidom(m): 3:19pm On Mar 27, 2015
Broke outta relationship cry fanned the heat for several weeks then I paused looked back "Oh damn it! I realy wasted my time with that B*itch" tryna move on. not so easy but N*iga gotta move on wink.

At least no Serious relationsh*t for now gonna lay low for now. Buh ama hit at the 'Advantages of being single'


1. YOU NOW HAVE TIME FOR YA SELF

that was exactly what I missed from my last hook up

2. NO MORE B*TCHES ACTING LIKE THEY KNOW SHIT
B*itchy aint it?

3. YOU DON'T SWALLOW THE WHOLE LOTTA SH*T NO MORE
But that gotta stop now. Atleast for now sad

4. NO MORE HEART(BRAKES)BREAKS

5. YOU DON'T WATCH YA BACK WHEN GUFFING AROUND NO MORE
yea player mood activated tongue

6. I NOW ENJOY MY WEEKENDS WITH MYSELF ALONE cool


6. THE BURDEN LIGHTENS UP
For this our wrecked economy. I gbadun this breakup die

7. YOU MOVE AROUND FREELY
Who dosent wanna be free especially from jealousy. Any male voice from her phone when making calls insures a quick rise in my BP rate angry
'damn that Girl was so hot' are compliments that follow her like flies even in my presence lipsrsealed wtf

Bring' em all P tongue. All ya diss, all ya hate comment

They should be more but still loading...
Re: Advantages Of Being Single by alberto2k(m): 3:27pm On Mar 27, 2015
1- you'll save more money
2- you'll have more money wink
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Re: Advantages Of Being Single by Cutehector(m): 3:30pm On Mar 27, 2015
alberto2k:
1- you'll save more money
2- you'll have more money wink
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a whooole big bunch of mooooonnnney bro. Loool. My bank account is increasing geometrically. grin
Re: Advantages Of Being Single by Nobody: 3:30pm On Mar 27, 2015
alberto2k:
1- you'll save more money
2- you'll have more money wink

Yep you will!

Its funny how money just goes sometimes.

I took my ex out with her friend and mine to 4point one time and I was paying. When they brought the bill men, I just look am smile, but inside I was crying like a lil batch.

Unless you guys only go out once a week or somn, if not, single till you stack em up high.
Re: Advantages Of Being Single by alberto2k(m): 3:32pm On Mar 27, 2015
Cutehector:
a whooole big bunch of mooooonnnney bro. Loool. My bank account is increasing geometrically. grin
INEC money embarassed
Re: Advantages Of Being Single by Jostico: 3:33pm On Mar 27, 2015
but konji will kill you. grin
Re: Advantages Of Being Single by izuch(m): 3:35pm On Mar 27, 2015
A lot of advantages of being single but you can't deny the balance the female humanoid specie brings to a mans life. Women have a way of making a mans d1ck and life hard but they are a necessary evil, every man needs that "special" woman in his life no matter how many side chicks he has. (of course this rule applies to non-gay folks)
Re: Advantages Of Being Single by Dannidom(m): 3:36pm On Mar 27, 2015
Jostico:
but konji will kill you. grin
Nah. I'm now in PLAYER MOOD cool
Re: Advantages Of Being Single by alberto2k(m): 3:36pm On Mar 27, 2015
GhostProtocol:


Yep you will!

Its funny how money just goes sometimes.

I took my ex out with her friend and mine to 4point one time and I was paying. When they brought the bill men, I just look am smile, but inside I was crying like a lil batch.

Unless you guys only go out once a week or somn, if not, single till you stack em up high.
Lool! #Teamšingłè grin
Re: Advantages Of Being Single by Dannidom(m): 3:37pm On Mar 27, 2015
izuch:
A lot of advantages of being single but you can't deny the balance the female humanoid specie brings to a mans life. Women have a way of making a mans d1ck and life hard but they are a necessary evil, every man needs that "special" woman in his life no matter how many side chicks he has. (of course this rule applies to non-gay folks)
Spare me the gospel, who dosent know the bolded ish

buh sorry sha
Re: Advantages Of Being Single by Tallesty1(m): 3:47pm On Mar 27, 2015
alberto2k:
1- you'll save more money
2- you'll have more money wink
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I can be in six relationships and still save alotta money.





To say I NO GET no dey hard me at all.
Re: Advantages Of Being Single by hartdoctor: 3:48pm On Mar 27, 2015
See guys consoling themselves grin
Re: Advantages Of Being Single by Enegod(m): 3:49pm On Mar 27, 2015
I enjoy the toilet seat always being up undecided
Re: Advantages Of Being Single by loomer: 3:53pm On Mar 27, 2015
Tallesty1:
I can be in six relationships and still save alotta money.





To say I NO GET no dey hard me at all.

E no de hard u because u no get
Re: Advantages Of Being Single by 2dice(m): 3:53pm On Mar 27, 2015
Vaseline Company Don Hammer
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Advantages Of Being Single by alberto2k(m): 3:55pm On Mar 27, 2015
Tallesty1:
I can be in six relationships and still save alotta money.





To say I NO GET no dey hard me at all.
see confam igbo man cool

Tally the sugar boy grin
Re: Advantages Of Being Single by Lipzlikeshugar(f): 4:21pm On Mar 27, 2015
Tallesty1:
I can be in six relationships and still save alotta money.





To say I NO GET no dey hard me at all.
aka superglue

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