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Which Will You Choose? by Nobody: 9:45pm On Mar 27, 2015
I saw the thread where robbers accosted worshipers in a church ,flogged them and stole their belongings .
Now let's give it a twist
Assuming you were in that congregation and was asked to choose between 20 strokes of the cane or giving up your valuable belongings
Which would you choose ?

Tough choice isn't it?
Re: Which Will You Choose? by Dyt(f): 9:46pm On Mar 27, 2015
undecided undecided

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Re: Which Will You Choose? by swaggzo(m): 9:51pm On Mar 27, 2015
Haha, A nigga gon choose tha strokes.. . I didn't go to NMS for nothing. cool
( Nigerian Military School)

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Re: Which Will You Choose? by swaggzo(m): 9:52pm On Mar 27, 2015
Dyt:
undecided undecided


What's with the face baby.. Since it's in a church, just say "I do" to me and we swap rings.. . I take tha strokes for my wife, that's all! smiley

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Re: Which Will You Choose? by HumbledbYGrace(f): 9:56pm On Mar 27, 2015
Strokes? Over those valuable I can replace? No ways.

Take valuables and let me be, it will take time to heal and money can never erase that pain I felt, even if it was just for fifteen minutes.
Re: Which Will You Choose? by elantraceey(f): 9:56pm On Mar 27, 2015
It depends on what the valuable belongings are .
Re: Which Will You Choose? by Dyt(f): 10:01pm On Mar 27, 2015
swaggzo:



What's with the face baby.. Since it's in a church, just say "I do" to me and we swap rings.. . I take tha strokes for my wife, that's all! smiley


undecided undecided

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Re: Which Will You Choose? by Nobody: 10:02pm On Mar 27, 2015
I would call on Jesus
Re: Which Will You Choose? by Nobody: 10:07pm On Mar 27, 2015
Iamsynord:
I would call on Jesus

You will ask them to allow you a moment to call on Jesus abi?
Re: Which Will You Choose? by Nobody: 10:08pm On Mar 27, 2015
elantraceey:
It depends on what the valuable belongings are .

Your handbag and everything in it
Phone/ phones
Tablet
Jewelry you have on
Wristwatch
Re: Which Will You Choose? by juman(m): 10:14pm On Mar 27, 2015
Funny. grin

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Re: Which Will You Choose? by elantraceey(f): 10:17pm On Mar 27, 2015
babyosisi:


Your handbag and everything in it
Phone/ phones
Tablet
Jewelry you have on
Wristwatch


Well I'll let them have it.
Re: Which Will You Choose? by Nobody: 10:21pm On Mar 27, 2015
It depends on what's inside the bag o
Imagine if I had up to $1k or even $500 sef ,my passport or all our passports.,travel tickets ,all my credit cards,debit card,drivers license ,my IPad with all the pictures in it,phone with all my contacts
I will tell them to flog me o
And temper it with mercy grin
I think this my Land cruiser can absorb it

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Re: Which Will You Choose? by Nobody: 10:23pm On Mar 27, 2015
elantraceey:



Well I'll let them have it.

Assuming you were flying out of the country next day or that night and your passport and ticket plus travel money dey inside
You won't collect the koboko and go and find Robb for your ikebe?
Re: Which Will You Choose? by elantraceey(f): 10:26pm On Mar 27, 2015
babyosisi:


Assuming you were flying out of he country next day and your passport and ticket plus travel money dey inside
You won't collect the koboko and go and find Robb for your ikebe?


lol , I won't o , I will just take it as one of the signs I shouldn't go on the trip. grin

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Re: Which Will You Choose? by Nobody: 10:29pm On Mar 27, 2015
elantraceey:



lol , I won't o , I will just take it as one of the signs I shouldn't go on the trip. grin

Ok throw in your laptop with your pHD thesis in it,4 years worth of research work and other documents
You mean you won't still collect the bulala?
Re: Which Will You Choose? by Allwility: 10:31pm On Mar 27, 2015
Touch not my anointed o.

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Re: Which Will You Choose? by Richy4(m): 11:11pm On Mar 27, 2015
babyosisi:
It depends on what's inside the bag o
Imagine if I had up to $1k or even $500 sef ,my passport or all our passports.,travel tickets ,all my credit cards,debit card,drivers license ,my IPad with all the pictures in it,phone with all my contacts
I will tell them to flog me o
And temper it with mercy grin
I think this my Land cruiser can absorb it

And you let them flog you for $1000. Haba!!!!
You can replace everything in that said bag and more.

It will only take a little while judging by Nigeria slow pace of services.

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Re: Which Will You Choose? by Nobody: 11:17pm On Mar 27, 2015
Richy4:


And you let them flog you for $1000. Haba!!!!
You can replace everything in that said bag and more.

It will only take a little while judging by Nigeria slow pace of services.

For two hundred thousand naira,my passport,license and credit plus debit cards that they can use and wipe me out my social security number and all my contacts and gadgets with cherished pictures I can't replace,my wedding ring and so on and so forth
Biko flog me quick O jare grin
Re: Which Will You Choose? by elantraceey(f): 11:20pm On Mar 27, 2015
babyosisi:


Ok throw in your laptop with your pHD thesis in it,4 years worth of research work and other documents
You mean you won't still collect the bulala?

na wa o but what am i using that one to do in church?

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Re: Which Will You Choose? by Nobody: 11:23pm On Mar 27, 2015
elantraceey:


na wa o but what am i using that one to do in church?

Haba

Just pretend nau
Re: Which Will You Choose? by Nobody: 11:30pm On Mar 27, 2015
Erm, RoyalRoy, abeg this thread should be moved from the family section biko
Re: Which Will You Choose? by elantraceey(f): 11:41pm On Mar 27, 2015
babyosisi:


Haba

Just pretend nau


hehehe


i guess i'll just take the flogging, it definitely can't kill.
Re: Which Will You Choose? by RoyalRoy(m): 11:53pm On Mar 27, 2015
Timbuktou:
Erm, RoyalRoy, abeg this thread should be moved from the family section biko

Yep Tim.!!
Re: Which Will You Choose? by Exjoker(m): 12:05am On Mar 28, 2015
elantraceey:
It depends on what the valuable belongings are .
Brilliant answer.
Re: Which Will You Choose? by Richy4(m): 2:05am On Mar 28, 2015
babyosisi:


For two hundred thousand naira,my passport,license and credit plus debit cards that they can use and wipe me out my social security number and all my contacts and gadgets with cherished pictures I can't replace,my wedding ring and so on and so forth
Biko flog me quick O jare grin


grin credit card and debit card could be blocked within splits of seconds.
Drivers license could be replaced
international passport is replaceable.
as for the phone, I have never seen a phone any one could die for.

#200,000 is not worth it. Alot of people that I know has misplaced and replaced their wedding rings like 2 or 3 times. But have not lost their loved ones. The most important is how u feel towards each other.

but your body is delicate. Not meant for pressure like flogging.

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