Trust the Nigerian media. They can be funny at times with their weird headlines. Today 28/03/2015 is the Nigeria’s presidential elections. I did a collection of some funny headlines to expect or see when the results of the elections would be announced by INEC.

Here they are………



Jonathan Murders Buhari at the Polls

We will not accept the Election results --- APC

Accept defeat now – PDP Tells APC

GEJ castrates APC and Buhari again at the polls

Buhari losses Again

Jonathan Wins Presidential polls

Tell us how you won the elections – Tinubu tells Jonathan

Tinubu Fingers Diezani as The main person that made Gej’s rigging successful

Buhari Losses to GEJ Again

I Told You APC Will lose Again – Fayose

Buhari is a failure -- Fayose speaks

PDP Rigged the election – APC

Atiku congratulates Gej

Jonathan rigged the election in his favour - OBJ

APC To head to the tribunal following result outcome

PDP Rigs elections again

Tinubu asks Obama to jail Gej for rigging.

US affirms Nigeria Presidential elections

US Condemns the extent of rigging at the Nigerian election

Over 57 Goats, Cows accredited and voted in the North

PDP Used Under aged to Vote In The North -- APC

My Father's Name missing in the voters register - El Rufai

http://www.hovabuzz.com/frontline/976-here-are-some-likely-headline-news-to-expect-when-inec-announces-the-result-of-presidential-polls

You can as well put your own

teacher asked his students,
1+1= ?.
A student stood up
and said 4.
A semi illiterate man passing by overheard the
response,
shook his head and said:
" PDP has killed us in this country Everything has
increased; transport fare, fuel pump price, cost of
foodstuff, electricity tariff,...
everything.
Even 1+1 that used to be 2 has now gone up to
4.
INEVITABLE CHANGE;
We must VOTE rightly
in 2015.
If SOMEONE is;
J = Just
O = On
N = Negative
A = Assignments
T = To
H = Harm
A = All
N = Nigerians
THEN we must also find someone who will
B = Bring
U = Us
H = Hope
A = And
R = Remove
I = Incompetence
CHANGE in 2015...
is inevitable.
Pls be patriotic and send to others.

APC at it again

anyways

coasting home to victory in our Lamborghini

GEJ till 2019

Tinubu turns around and calls Buhari a corrupt Islamic extremist, regrets why he partnered with him to put Nigeria in retrogression.

Ameachi finally becomes Tinubu's bodyguard and personal driver.

Atiku decamps back to PDP but is booted out.

Mama Peace dances shoki to celebrate the sending back of Buhari back to Daura.

hahaha na sooooooo
keep it going

Apc finally apologise to Pdp for all their propagandists

Apc finally apologise to Pdp for all their propagandists

Pictures of Apc supporters crying for their loss