THE HEAVENS—Describing their behavior as
insubordinate and disruptive, heavenly authorities
banished four angels from the Kingdom of Eternal
Life this week for attempting to unionize, sources
from the hereafter reported. “These four
hardworking angels are only being punished
because they exercised their sacred right to
organize and make their ethereal voices heard,”
said archangel Jophiel, an advocate for celestial
workplace rights who is representing the ousted
cherubim and seraphim as they demand greater
compensation, limits on the number of divine
messages they can be required to deliver without
pausing for a break, and a standard retirement age
of 5,600. “For eons, it’s been the job of these
eternal guardians to watch over every soul on
earth, and it’s about time they had someone who
watches over them.” At press time, God announced
that any angels joining a union will be dismissed
for eternity and replaced with strikebreakers called
up from purgatory.

lol

OMG.....GOSH is dis for real? Or u r jux faking d whole story....where is dis source of info emanating frm...........

Fairy tales dt keep blacks in d dark

Did election hold there

how did u know.

mumumugu:
Did election hold there

#i was about to quote u when i saw ur name

At Press time?