This is a fiction, so don't mistake the identity of my fictitious character with any real life person o.
You can critique, abuse and do whatever to the author; he is not moved. But I am assuring you, the story is just about fun and figments of reality.

It is a pidgin Tory, so make you enjoy yasef.

Chapter One

My name na Jonah, but some people like to dey call me Jonathan, although no be wetin my parents call me be that. Na from Oshodi Oke den born me, but people like make den dey twist am say Otuoke because e get one Bayelsa guy wey be my classmate that time. Na the guy sef change my name to Jonathan because him tok say him get one friend for Bayelsa wet hin name be Jonathan. Him tok say that Jonathan na from Otuoke hin waka come.

I be very gentle guy, slow to dey do things so tey den begin call me slowpoke. Wetin I do people nah? I no deserve this kine name nah? Treat me well na? I go just dey cry pursue those guys wet dey frustrate my life.

My best friend name na Osunbo. Na from Benin him take waka come. I remember say those times we never dey wear shoe go school; all these Jakande school for Lagos. Chai! If you see the group black and white pictures wey we dey take those days eeh...the whole school go gather take picture.

One time like that, I go my state of origin for Rivers. My grandma carry me go meet one herbalist. The juju wey den do for me na to dey get goodluck for anything wey I do.

I stay for village for like one month when this smallpox strike our village for Rivers. The thing catch like 200 children including me. All of them die na only me survive. This thing don confirm wetin the herbalist man tok about me.

The smallpox cure after drinking many concoction. Nobody teach my mama before hin non carry me comot for River state come Oshodi back.

i can't read pidgin very well, talkless of understand