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Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by Codyt(m): 11:40pm On Mar 30, 2015
Grabs calculator. Chops suya. Hehehehe
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by TopWinner(m): 11:40pm On Mar 30, 2015
Yes. They want to turn all of us to Chike Obi overnight cos of this. Well, it's worth the struggle.
God Bless Nigeria















#NigeriaDecides tomorrow at 10am.

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Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by Nobody: 11:40pm On Mar 30, 2015
saasala:
So far APC is leading with 8,520,436 votes while PDP has 6,488,210 votes.

BUHARI leading with 2,032,226
minus River State 1.42 Million

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Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by kazmanbanjoko(m): 11:40pm On Mar 30, 2015
negbenebor:
Seriously
so, yu expect them to kill them all. Yu r wicked.

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Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by femi4: 11:40pm On Mar 30, 2015
negbenebor:
Seriously
Abeg no wound me with laugh this night
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by fakulpz(m): 11:40pm On Mar 30, 2015
Their addition and Subtraction doesn't count!
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by saasala(m): 11:41pm On Mar 30, 2015
walexGodson:

I come dey wonder who sabi maths pass btw me n u

Na me nau...you won try am?
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by Smilelo(m): 11:41pm On Mar 30, 2015
I no fit laugh ooo even small pikin way dem carry for bele they calculate too. Chaiii see waiting election dey cause.



Well to all GEJ fans out there have hope remember it is not yet over until 90mins. It is good that the results is like this now that GMB is leading when it get to 80mins of play it will turn around for our Good

After all in a football match I have seen where the away team will be winning with 3 goals ahead but when it get to second half the away team fans will be asking questions like o boy how eeee carry happen no be we been dey win for 1st half waiting come happen

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Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by Physika(f): 11:41pm On Mar 30, 2015
Online tutorials... d family is receivin lectures frm astute 9ja proffesors smiley
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by DeCritique(m): 11:41pm On Mar 30, 2015
negbenebor:
Seriously


Lolz... I laugh tire oh
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by efilefun(m): 11:42pm On Mar 30, 2015
saasala:
So far APC is leading with 8,520,436 votes while PDP has 6,488,210 votes.

BUHARI leading with 2,032,226
you update that enugu result
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by Apex32: 11:42pm On Mar 30, 2015
Na wa o grin grin grin people are really anxious about d result of dis election, I beg pple take it cool oooo cool
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by MAYOWAAK: 11:42pm On Mar 30, 2015
This is it

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Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by armadeo(m): 11:42pm On Mar 30, 2015
Kemy11:
For my lodge some dey use excel sef

Una too hard for there oh. Me Na differentiation and integration we dey use for here.
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by Laxy009(m): 11:42pm On Mar 30, 2015
pussypounder:
dy/dx= vdu/dx+udv/dx

I guess you an ecomonist rite ? From the above quotient rule
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by Ajiswaggs(m): 11:43pm On Mar 30, 2015
The deadliest civil WAR breaks out all of us ranting here APC and PDP note that the elites you are fighting for on social media will survive with their families but you and i will be refugees in Benin Republic and other countries if we survive it,and they will still sit at a peace accord meeting somewhere in Ghana ,South Africa or the U.N to still decide your fate and fly back their families with their private jets to continue using those who survived,if i may ask where are their children? they are all abroad in safe keeping,Nigerian youths listen and listen good,we have only one Nigeria,what the RADIO did to Rwanda is what SOCIAL MEDIA IS DOING TO NIGERIA NOW,the worst CIVIL WAR IN THE HISTORY OF AFRICA AND MANKIND IS IMMINENT,we are all pushing NIGERIA TO WAR,there will be no winners or losers,Nigeria ,you and i will lose atlast,the U.S/ the West promised SYRIA and LIBYA better life where they would be free from dictators and corrupt leadership, today you can see how free these countries are,Iraq inclusive after Sadam,Americans are safe in their country happy and laughing over the suffering they have caused using divisive propaganda to destroy them,Nigerians be warned a great WAR is at hand all of us here might not be alive to tell the story but i bet you ,all the elites and their children will be alive to tell the story.You and i don't own oil wells and private jets,then what are we fighting for.They want you to be counted as casualties so there would be a case .Please say no to violence if GEJ wins he wont feed his village if Buhari wins he wont feed his village,and nothing will change ,there was no time a govt will solve all your problems.There are more beggars and homeless people in the U.S than Nigeria even in Obamas backyard in Chicago homeless people queue up for food hand outs daily.STOP PUSHING NIGERIA TO WAR WITH SO MUCH HATE ON SOCIAL MEDIA BE WARNED OF WHAT THE RADIO DID TO RWANDA. We might not live to tell the STORY.Lets preach LOVE and KINDNESS. Ple

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Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by elbaraj001(m): 11:43pm On Mar 30, 2015
kinibigdeal:
.....hahahahahahahahahaha....no b small Mata o...our votes must surely count.....
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by holyokoto(m): 11:43pm On Mar 30, 2015
Creamz:
Buhari still leading with about 2 million votes from my calculations. I guess when states like Niger, Zamfara, Bornu, Bauchi, Lagos, Kebbi, Sokoto, Yobe and Adamawa adds up to the list he should be winning comfortably. CHANGE is here and it can't be stopped. The people's general should start preparing his acceptance speech now.

O boy there is a big manipulation in Rivers and Cross Rivers that has already cancelled this 2 million o undecided
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by Nobody: 11:43pm On Mar 30, 2015
Can someone explain how total votes in Rivers is competing with that of Lagos state. Are we now more in population than Lagos?
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by Vithouston: 11:43pm On Mar 30, 2015
THIS RESULTS REALLY SHOW THAT NIGERIA IS A DIVIDED COUNTRY. TRIBALISM AND REGIONALISM.
BUHARI WINS NORTH.
JONATHAN WINS SOUTH.
NO PROSPEROUS NATION IS BUILT LIKE THIS.
LETS TELL OURSELVES THE TRUTH.

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Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by Creamz(m): 11:43pm On Mar 30, 2015
Franiey:
The results so far for the second stage

KWARA
APC - 302 146
PDP - 132 602

KADUNA - 23LGAs
APC - 1 127 760
PDP - 484 085

JIGAWA
APC - 885 988
PDP - 142 904

ANAMBRA - 21LGAs
APC - 17 926
PDP - 660 762

ABIA - 17LGAs
APC - 13 394
PDP - 368 303

KOGI
APC - 264 851
PDP - 149 987

KATSINA
APC - 1 345 441
PDP- 98 937

IMO 27LGAs
APC - 133 253
PDP - 559 185

PLATEAU 17LGAs
APC - 429 140
PDP - 549 615

AKWA IBOM 31LGAs
APC - 58 411
PDP - 953 304

----- This State Is Still Being Reviewed Again As The Result Given Were Not The Same As The One Projected
APC - 58 411
PDP - 953 304

APC TOTAL SO FAR FOR 10 STATES 4 636 721
PDP TOTAL SO FAR FOR 10 STATES 5 052 988
PDP IS LEADING WITH 416 267

So Far It Has Ended

It will continue tomorrow by 10:00AM


Wrong calculations. Where is Kano state?

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Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by armadeo(m): 11:43pm On Mar 30, 2015
Excelboi:
grin

Fastest fingers grin angry angry angry
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by Nobody: 11:44pm On Mar 30, 2015
APC ahead by/PDP behind by... the final figure below

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Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by kazey123(m): 11:44pm On Mar 30, 2015
Derivative economic.... U really remind me of my university days. Dt course I love so much in economics.
pussypounder:
dy/dx= vdu/dx+udv/dx
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by zingywingy: 11:44pm On Mar 30, 2015
Odeh....where s Kano
Franiey:
The results so far for the second stage

KWARA
APC - 302 146
PDP - 132 602

KADUNA - 23LGAs
APC - 1 127 760
PDP - 484 085

JIGAWA
APC - 885 988
PDP - 142 904

ANAMBRA - 21LGAs
APC - 17 926
PDP - 660 762

ABIA - 17LGAs
APC - 13 394
PDP - 368 303

KOGI
APC - 264 851
PDP - 149 987

KATSINA
APC - 1 345 441
PDP- 98 937

IMO 27LGAs
APC - 133 253
PDP - 559 185

PLATEAU 17LGAs
APC - 429 140
PDP - 549 615

AKWA IBOM 31LGAs
APC - 58 411
PDP - 953 304

----- This State Is Still Being Reviewed Again As The Result Given Were Not The Same As The One Projected
APC - 58 411
PDP - 953 304

APC TOTAL SO FAR FOR 10 STATES 4 636 721
PDP TOTAL SO FAR FOR 10 STATES 5 052 988
PDP IS LEADING WITH 416 267

So Far It Has Ended

It will continue tomorrow by 10:00AM
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by davidmascot(m): 11:44pm On Mar 30, 2015
Franiey:
The results so far for the second stage

KWARA
APC - 302 146
PDP - 132 602

KADUNA - 23LGAs
APC - 1 127 760
PDP - 484 085

JIGAWA
APC - 885 988
PDP - 142 904

ANAMBRA - 21LGAs
APC - 17 926
PDP - 660 762

ABIA - 17LGAs
APC - 13 394
PDP - 368 303

KOGI
APC - 264 851
PDP - 149 987

KATSINA
APC - 1 345 441
PDP- 98 937

IMO 27LGAs
APC - 133 253
PDP - 559 185

PLATEAU 17LGAs
APC - 429 140
PDP - 549 615

AKWA IBOM 31LGAs
APC - 58 411
PDP - 953 304

----- This State Is Still Being Reviewed Again As The Result Given Were Not The Same As The One Projected
APC - 58 411
PDP - 953 304

APC TOTAL SO FAR FOR 10 STATES 4 636 721
PDP TOTAL SO FAR FOR 10 STATES 5 052 988
PDP IS LEADING WITH 416 267

So Far It Has Ended

It will continue tomorrow by 10:00AM
See another ffk in the making.. What happens to kano??
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by achieving(m): 11:44pm On Mar 30, 2015
me noni I jst want to c FFK on TV viewing d result. I guess he's dump. mayb him mama Don return am inside her bele. [color=#006600][/color] shocked shocked[sup][/sup]
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by armadeo(m): 11:44pm On Mar 30, 2015
Vithouston:
THIS RESULTS REALLY SHOW THAT NIGERIA IS A DIVIDED COUNTRY. TRIBALISM AND REGIONALISM.
BUHARI WINS NORTH.
JONATHAN WINS SOUTH.
NO PROSPEROUS NATION IS BUILT LIKE THIS.
LETS TELL OURSELVES THE TRUTH.

The interesting thing is we already know the truth. We just pretend its not true.

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Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by MoneyGreen(m): 11:45pm On Mar 30, 2015
That rivers results will be cancelled by tomorrow, watch!
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by foliks(f): 11:45pm On Mar 30, 2015
Lolsss, can't stop laffing

Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by U2ice(m): 11:46pm On Mar 30, 2015
Jega [je-ga] - verb 1. The act of building excitement and suddenly call for recess; Also see; suspense
Usage: I'll Jega you.

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