Just pranked my mum....
Told her I was pregnant, since yesterday
She was shouting that I have disgraced her
Then I told her its april fool,
She almost killed me o

U need 2 see d look on my popsi afta I 'April fooled' him
here's d gist.
I noticed him come bak from work dis mornin,I did as if I was still asleep.Everybody was present in d room.All of a sudden,I woke up and screemed 'JESUS,JESUS,JESUS' with a very scared look.He was disturbed as he asked 'N sido Sunny?' meanin 'wat's wrong Sunny?' I just readjusted my look,smiled and sed APRIL FOOL.
u shud've seen his face

No 12 will make me go mad oooo
Imagine buying a new iphone 6 and someone tries that sh1t with you

Will try number 9, will sneeze on some neatest people,hope I won't received a slap

Posted 6.54am... kind of late sha for some of us cos me plan days before.

I NO DEY PAY PETROL KEG TIP AGAIN O!!!.#BuhariIsHere

chi4ik4:
Breaking news, jega just cancelled the election due to PDP petition against APC, so so happy. the prophecies must be fulfilled....

keep on dreaming

One of my cousins don do me one this morning, I no remember say today na 1st April.

Change your Facebook date of birth to today and see people saying HBD. By that you will know who are your true friends

Godmother:



Hehehe you do this at your own peril. That will be the end of your marriage and possibly life, if hubby is hot tempered.

@OP
That your list ehn, no 6 is just so gross!!
How can anyone eat from the dustbin, even if its food you put there.
Pls don't set yourself up for diseases

can't u get a new dustbin dat look like d 1 u use at home.

Taylor86:
plz fellow nairalanders for 3 days i couldn't reply a post/create new post/ modify on any thread on POLITICS. pls y

Check if you sign in as a guest or wif ur user id.
If as a guest you can't quote,modify,create new post etc

Twaci:
Hahahahaha! Very funny! I'll try the dustbin trick on my mum, wonder how she will react?!

Aunty twaci, hw is our cute little brother

Taylor86:
plz fellow nairalanders for 3 days i couldn't reply a post/create new post/ modify on any thread on POLITICS. pls y

You chopped a Ban! You went on a three day holiday

ggrin:
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baby can we do dat cuddle of a thing me won't press it like eba but

No.6 wtf!

dhesire:


Check if you sign in as a guest or wif ur user id.
If as a guest you can't quote,modify,create new post etc

I am signed with my username but i can't quote like only share

EmekaBlue:
A man came bck home early..caught his wife with his gate man naked on his matrimonial bed...They shouted April FOOOOL...The yoruba man said *AH thankGod o..I for don kill person here

only happens in mr Ibu movies, so why not take your dry jokes back to the NNEWI...

assuming Jega suddenly came out and said: fellow Nigerian, we all knw to well that today is April first. and rilli so sorry to say DAT d election result was prepared 4 dis April fool moment.APC is leading is just abt fooling Nigerian. d true result will b out tomorrow.happi new month

;DSend an sms to ur fiancee
"Baby, I can't do this anymore. I think we should break up".

I have been begging since 12.05am. Abeg make una help me tell am say na joke I dey joke o.
I have to go there now. Icecream things on point.
***DONT TRY THIS AT HOME***

salvatore007:
26) Tell evrybody Buhari didnt win

27) Grab any random girl on the road and start shouting on her, then walk away

28) When you re in holdup or go slow, suddenly open ur car door and run away frm d car as fast as u can and c what happens

29) Enter a bus, drop ur bag and run away

30) Enter a provision store, order for provisions worth 8000naira, allow the cashier to package it den scream APRIL FOOL ontop of ur voice and c what happens

WARNING; I AM NOT LIABLE FOR ANY DAMAGE, INJURIES OR DEATH BY LYNCHIN SUSTAINED WHILE PERFORMING THE ABOVE PRANKS


Hurray i just hit a thousand likes....

Oboi u want make dem kill my pikin father?

I went to the ATM this morning to try withdraw the remaining N1m in my account. After going through the machine's usual withdrawal ritual, the swirling noise of counting began and to my surprise, I was paid £1m. Still in shock, I looked at the ATM screen and it boldly read, APRIL FOOL, flashing intermittently. Next thing, I put the money in my suitcase and that was when the machine suddenly yelled, "Oga, please what are you doing?" Then I simply replied, "April Fool to you too" and left with the money in a hurry...



In other news, hearty congratulations to the people's general and my never-give-up-till-you-win President Muhammad Buhari. God bless Nigeria!

How can you hide food in the Dustbin and still eat it. Shuoo !!

ggrin:
.

Your signature tho"
Loling*

Jonah Just faint. and mama Piss runs Mad april fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

"Now that Nigeria has chosen you" Aww, Patience Jonathan also calls Buhari's wife http://www.kemifilani.com/2015/04/now-that-nigeria-has-chosen-you-aww.html

LinuxMint:
HILARIOUS!!! Buhari Dances Shoki with his
daughter, Zahra After Winning The Presidential
Election
DOWNLOAD VIDEO HERE

You nab me.

Breaking news jega announced on NTA dat election result which favoured Buhari was a prank and is therefore cancelled.

salvatore007:
26) Tell evrybody Buhari didnt win

27) Grab any random girl on the road and start shouting on her, then walk away

28) When you re in holdup or go slow, suddenly open ur car door and run away frm d car as fast as u can and c what happens
Man,I can't stop laughing at your pranks.

29) Enter a bus, drop ur bag and run away

30) Enter a provision store, order for provisions worth 8000naira, allow the cashier to package it den scream APRIL FOOL ontop of ur voice and c what happens

WARNING; I AM NOT LIABLE FOR ANY DAMAGE, INJURIES OR DEATH BY LYNCHIN SUSTAINED WHILE PERFORMING THE ABOVE PRANKS


Hurray i just hit a thousand likes....

Man I can't stop laughing at your pranks.

Dharniel:


You nab me.

lol... gdmrn bro

LinuxMint:
HILARIOUS!!! Buhari Dances Shoki with his
daughter, Zahra After Winning The Presidential
Election
DOWNLOAD VIDEO HERE

Craze dey ur blood

Call fani kayode and tell him sey u are the officer to pick him up from ICC but kirikiri first call mama peace election is still going on and GEJ is winning call jayjay okocha and yobo sey oga jona sey make dem refund all the money he paid them

Enter police station and shut bomb bomb