Recorded conversation between GEJ & GMB
Jonathan: Helo Sir
Buhari: yeah? Helo who is this?
Jonathan: haha..baba, u no get my number again?
Buhari: I'm sorry, I don't have your number. ..so who am I speaking with?
Jonathan: hmmm... Oga o, na so life be? OK i am Goodluck Jonathan
Buhari: hahaha....mabinu aburo, how tinz now, u dey watch channels TV?
Jonathan: I dy watch am jhare. Me don know say I no fit win b4 now
Buhari: yes brother... Change is inevitable
Jonathan: such is life,
Buhari: abi
Jonathan: Amen. I just call to congratulate you sir
Buhari: congratulate me Hmmm...something is fishy
Jonathan: haha, nothing now, remember I congratulated Aregbesola, Ajumobi, Amosun, and
other APC gov when they won
Buhari: oooh.... I see, how is mama peace
Jonathan: she dey ooo... She don dy pack load small small
Buhari: haha.. Y the rush, time still they now
Jonathan: no time jorrhh
Buhari: OK...but will u like a prison in Abuja or Bayelsa?
Jonathan: Ha daddy! That's why I called you... Abeg. I no wan go prison
Buhari: guy forget that tin...ur prison sure. No worry, no b only u go go... FFK go follow, Fayose
go join, even Gani Adams, mama peace, Ngozi, Stella odua ..so don't worry too much, the place will not be boring
Jonathan: abeq now....
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