KingTom:

Awwwwwwww, Yomi you will be a great husband. I love this

Because of this, I won't do my job of highlighting your gbagauns.

KingTom:

Awwwwwwww, Yomi you will be a great husband. I love this

Because of this, I won't do my job of highlighting your gbagauns.

Being selfish emotionally n materially

Mine Is Very Caring, I Appreciate Her For That, But She Is Not Romantic At All.

This is one of those threads were you just sit down with your popcorn or your pounded yam with ogbono soup and just watch the inevitable crash...

Rexnegro:

Mine is she no sabi ride n suck my dicck , and she talk too much .

Hia nawa o ,,,,
Shey dis one na Opinion abi ,,.?
Kontinu
,.,,,
Just Kontinu

Ther is God In Every Thing you are doing,.,,,

He is a Manchester fan

She is a pure nymphomaniac.... help me out pls!!!!

Yomieluv:
Fiance has habit of not allowing me to sleep,except she's ready to sleep..she will be blowing air to my ears to disturb me..

She also like clinging to TV remote,so I won't change channels,that made me bought TV to the bedroom,but at times,I prefer staying at the sitting room..

Aside that,she's a lovely person to be with,she doesn't hold grudge with me at all..just a simple "sorry",she's back to her normal self..I love her so so much.

Hold on a minute are u sure no be the same girl wey dey friend? Same xtics as mine...

KingTom:

Make una stop all these konji talk e dey give me careless erect ion

Mine won't let me enjoy my DSTV subscription, not even to watch football my favorite. She is always in control of the remote watching programs like.. JERRY SPRINGER SHOW, BAGGAGE, KILLER KARAOKE.. I don suffer....

TheSonOfMark:





Like most petite ladies, she's frigging temperamental. Although she doesn't hold grudges.

She has the cold fury of an avalanche (when I'm wrong though) and the placating effect of the breeze.


When I tease her about being a drama queen, she'll walk up to me, bend my head for a kiss and say something like ," THANKS FOR BEING MY CO-STAR, HUN".




'Crazy' lady.

TheSonOfMark

Can't you Express yourself in the Simplest and Commonest English.

You must not Use Big Grammer always ,,,,

No be only you go school .


You can insult me as usual.

I'm helping my Mum in the Farm.
And i Love Doing That.

TheChosenOne1:
For Jega!

lmao laugh and falls out of chair.

She said she loves me, so she ought to love my hobby which z playing expensive jokes. She gets angry easily n dat irritates me

tobiajayip:
you sure that she like to chat with you? My gurl also fund of "I" instead of sending a visible text.

Y'all are dating kids.

When I don't call she says I don't call anymore ask me to lick her honey pot during sex

Mine is fond of making me talk or listen to her plenty gists for every munite of the whole time we spend together. No silent munite or second at all! She gets angry whenever I take a munite off to check my phone or do other things. Every munite with her has to be all about her. Its really very annoying!!

rsleeky:
He's got ego n gets angry @ tinz u least expected......but I love him scatter

bcaus of his bank account right?

You why won't you call for two whole days?

apparentlylaw:
I don't call for 2 days ....she says I AF stopped caring .....nd den see boning of life ....

Houseofglam7:
He's addicted to Nairaland.......I know this coz I'm addicted to nairaland as well.
Should we both check into rehab?

Hahahahahahaha.... Good idea

falconey:



you must be dating a female ROBOT!!!

You are god dam right choi

what of we that are still virgins?

Iyalasisi:
Telling me about his very pretty female friend s sometimes I feel like punching him between d eyes.

...
Pls my dear... No try am oooo...
Ur face looks beautiful, just d way it is..
No let him help u redesign ur face ooo

Blackett:
I have no problems with her at all.

She calls me all the time, doesn't get jealous, is always smiling even when I offend her, doesn't call to ask me why I haven't called her since morning, doesn't ask for money, doesn't fvcking get angry, I hate drama and she avoids drama like a plague, doesn't come to my house uninvited, I use other girls as dp and wallpaper, she doesn't ask any thing about them.

We were also driving the other day, and she was sitting in front, beside me and I saw one of my numerous female friends and stopped to pick her, my girlfriend went to the back seat all smiling. . . I look at various yanshes while with her, she catches me and chuckles. And then when I'm not looking and she sights a fine yansh girl, she nudges me to show me the yansh. . .

Phew. What a girl.

This weed were you dey take so,

Na very good quality.













Which brand of weed you dey take?

hfinest1:
my gf has an habit dat rilly annoys me, she doesn't reply sms and she always wait for me to text first, if at all she'll reply... n she always reply a 3-line chat with k or kk..... I hate dat shit enh! wish Buhari would ban d use of k or kk

You're dating yourself

Blackett:
I have no problems with her at all.

She calls me all the time, doesn't get jealous, is always smiling even when I offend her, doesn't call to ask me why I haven't called her since morning, doesn't ask for money, doesn't fvcking get angry, I hate drama and she avoids drama like a plague, doesn't come to my house uninvited, I use other girls as dp and wallpaper, she doesn't ask any thing about them.

We were also driving the other day, and she was sitting in front, beside me and I saw one of my numerous female friends and stopped to pick her, my girlfriend went to the back seat all smiling. . . I look at various yanshes while with her, she catches me and chuckles. And then when I'm not looking and she sights a fine yansh girl, she nudges me to show me the yansh. . .

Phew. What a girl.

every man's dream girl....lucky you bro

AbuMikey:
Long Hiiiisssssssssss

Lolzz,.,,, like this one

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

by pinkycute
He's too full of himself and always want me to subscribe to his policy angry no matter what



Babe why u go come talk dis kind thing for here?between i thought you are okay with this for ages ?

Fucking died when I needed her most....jeez RIP jc

falconey:



you must be dating a female ROBOT!!!

Bro this girl is seriously cheating on you

Insecurity and jealousy

Stingyiness