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Naija/nigeria Funny Videos Daily Comedy Dose by naijafv: 5:34pm On Apr 01, 2015
CHECKING MY MEMORY CARD


Checking my memory card.
*Buhari will die before the Election - Ayo Fayose
*Buhari is brain dead - Mama Peace
*If APC survives till October 2014, call me a bastard.- Doyin Okupe
*Mark my words, It will not happen for Buhari to rule Nigeria. - Doyin Okupe.
*If APC wins, I will go on exile. - Bode George.
*Buhari can never win in Yorubaland. - Gani Adams.
*Jonathan will shock APC with defeat. - FFK
*If Jonathan loses, we would set Nigeria on fire. - Asari Dokubo.
*We instigated the 6 weeks postponement so that Jonathan can win. - Fasehun
*I will deliver 1 million votes to Jonathan in Ondo state. - Mimiko
*We shall deliver the South West votes to Jonathan. - Afenifere
*Tinubu is no longer a force in the South West. - Yinka Odumakin.
*Buhari at 70 wears diapers like my mother. - Fayose
*Jonathan already has Lagos votes. - Musiliu
My people, wetin God take pass man, taperule no fit measure am O... Hmm.

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PHARAOH'S BB PIN

The students of Stella Maris School went on an excursion to Egypt. On the wall was written 21103BC, then the teacher asked, "Who knows what that is?
Johnny raised his hand and said, "It's Pharaoh's bb pin!

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