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Re: Photo: If Your Visitor Throws Your Child Up Like This, What Will You Do? by BeeBeeOoh(m): 12:25pm On Apr 02, 2015

Truckpusher:
Some babies are so active that you'll throw them up that way and all they'll do is giggle while demanding for more.

I did it to my sister's first child.

That boy is one hell of a strong rough guy.

u did dat when d father wasn't around nah, u would have tried it when he's around & ur life will neva remain d same..

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Re: Photo: If Your Visitor Throws Your Child Up Like This, What Will You Do? by kambili999(f): 12:25pm On Apr 02, 2015

omenka:
I go take koni koni collect my pikin say I wan breastfeed am and make sure anytime that visitor enter my house, I go dey "breastfeed" my pikin.

Nigerians tho. Smh.

Na dis kain treatment dey prompt litigation of child abuse for jand oo.

sorry but how do you breastfeed?

Re: Photo: If Your Visitor Throws Your Child Up Like This, What Will You Do? by Nobody: 12:27pm On Apr 02, 2015

thinking...

Re: Photo: If Your Visitor Throws Your Child Up Like This, What Will You Do? by Matty33(m): 12:32pm On Apr 02, 2015

BeeBeeOoh:
Me: d kind slap wey I go tear am never get model..

This is sometimes good for children; it removes fear from them. Just be kful about it sha.

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Re: Photo: If Your Visitor Throws Your Child Up Like This, What Will You Do? by KlaireKlement(f): 12:34pm On Apr 02, 2015

Hmmmm...Where my baby lands after the throw would determine my action.If na 4 d visitor hands,no P...But if na 4 ground,hmm hmm....I comment my reserve

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Re: Photo: If Your Visitor Throws Your Child Up Like This, What Will You Do? by eyeon(m): 12:36pm On Apr 02, 2015

buygala:
If my child survives that, I will just smile, and forget about it

Some months later, I will also visit the visitor and throw his child up in the same manner... and I will also just smile, and forget about it

AN EYE FOR AN EYE

Someone with your kinda eyes must go for an eye.

Re: Photo: If Your Visitor Throws Your Child Up Like This, What Will You Do? by Awoofawo(m): 12:40pm On Apr 02, 2015

omarithmetics:
The reason we need this on the front page is beyond me

Laugh they said is the best medicine......

After all the election stress, bro! we need to unwind jawe!
No bone face bro, laugh a little.....

Re: Photo: If Your Visitor Throws Your Child Up Like This, What Will You Do? by KingsleyCEO: 12:40pm On Apr 02, 2015

At this point he should go home because he has over stayed his welcome

Re: Photo: If Your Visitor Throws Your Child Up Like This, What Will You Do? by nickyblinky(f): 12:41pm On Apr 02, 2015

big slap

Re: Photo: If Your Visitor Throws Your Child Up Like This, What Will You Do? by BeeBeeOoh(m): 12:41pm On Apr 02, 2015

Matty33:
This is sometimes good for children; it removes fear from them. Just be kful about it sha.

yes bro. But, not dis kind height nah. I believe I can fly no b for my child side..

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Re: Photo: If Your Visitor Throws Your Child Up Like This, What Will You Do? by zeezeegal(m): 12:42pm On Apr 02, 2015

Him dy commot fear for en body.....

Re: Photo: If Your Visitor Throws Your Child Up Like This, What Will You Do? by greatnow: 12:43pm On Apr 02, 2015

Nwa bu nwa ora.....but abeg no play that horse play with my pikin

Re: Photo: If Your Visitor Throws Your Child Up Like This, What Will You Do? by MEILYN(m): 12:46pm On Apr 02, 2015

jnrbanks:
I go wait for him wife patiently until him wife dey 9months pregnant den I go throw him wife up.....den leave am for air dey go my haus

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Re: Photo: If Your Visitor Throws Your Child Up Like This, What Will You Do? by nickyblinky(f): 12:49pm On Apr 02, 2015

[color=#000099][/color] ;Dbig slap

Re: Photo: If Your Visitor Throws Your Child Up Like This, What Will You Do? by kennyanadi: 12:49pm On Apr 02, 2015

I will smile,take my baby from him...see him off to his house....then grab his baby and throw him or her so high up over the roof of the next 3 building in his hood.

Re: Photo: If Your Visitor Throws Your Child Up Like This, What Will You Do? by StealthyMe(m): 12:50pm On Apr 02, 2015

buygala:
If my child survives that, I will just smile, and forget about it

Some months later, I will also visit the visitor and throw his child up in the same manner... and I will also just smile, and forget about it

AN EYE FOR AN EYE

...MAKES THE WORLD GO BLIND undecided

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Re: Photo: If Your Visitor Throws Your Child Up Like This, What Will You Do? by omoiyafusat(m): 12:51pm On Apr 02, 2015

Just collect my baby and promise never to give he/she again

Re: Photo: If Your Visitor Throws Your Child Up Like This, What Will You Do? by IGBOSON2: 12:51pm On Apr 02, 2015

I doubt anyone would have a problem if the visitor was Vincent Enyeama! We can all agree he's a pair of safe hands

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Re: Photo: If Your Visitor Throws Your Child Up Like This, What Will You Do? by omenka(m): 12:52pm On Apr 02, 2015

kambili999:
sorry but how do you breastfeed?

I'm speaking from the perspective of the person sitting next to the visitor. I bet those things on her chest are not prosthetics.

Re: Photo: If Your Visitor Throws Your Child Up Like This, What Will You Do? by omenka(m): 12:54pm On Apr 02, 2015

cashpaulo:

u be man na........how u wan take breastfeed am na.......abi ur own milk dey am

I dey talk based on the person wen dey sit next to the yeye visitor.

Re: Photo: If Your Visitor Throws Your Child Up Like This, What Will You Do? by rman: 12:56pm On Apr 02, 2015

Anyway, research has shown that if the baby is just a few months old, this practice is actually dangerous.

The neck of babies is not so firm and throwing them up causes vibration of the brain within the skull which may result into some minor damages.

Yes babies like it but we need to be very careful.

Re: Photo: If Your Visitor Throws Your Child Up Like This, What Will You Do? by Nobody: 1:03pm On Apr 02, 2015

asadike:
Depending on d kind of visitor.

Mind u, someone that's meeting you&ur baby for the first time will never try that. Its only someone that's very close to you...

Re: Photo: If Your Visitor Throws Your Child Up Like This, What Will You Do? by merciemac(f): 1:03pm On Apr 02, 2015

That's way too high up. I cant throw my baby up like that; so there's no way i would allow dat.

Re: Photo: If Your Visitor Throws Your Child Up Like This, What Will You Do? by chiogoezubem(f): 1:04pm On Apr 02, 2015

stonecoldcafe:
I almost spat in my juice. See laugh

That is ehn!

I was very annoyed at something someone did just b4 I walked into this thread. Now I can't seem to be able to control myself. My people for here think say I don kolo. The kind tight-lipped giggles wey dey force imself commot for my mouth na die, and the spit wey follow am na die!

Kai Nairalanders! The comments tight and funny die! Anyway that na why I come in the first place. To laugh. grin

Re: Photo: If Your Visitor Throws Your Child Up Like This, What Will You Do? by ddaammyy(f): 1:05pm On Apr 02, 2015

Very risky. That was how a baby was thrown up like that in my skul. The baby's survival was by the grace of God because the baby was cut by a ceiling fan between her eye nd her head. It was not funny. The baby was on bandage for many months. Abeg o

Re: Photo: If Your Visitor Throws Your Child Up Like This, What Will You Do? by Youngzedd(m): 1:05pm On Apr 02, 2015

Zaikon:
Ask the baby if the baby likes it

Re: Photo: If Your Visitor Throws Your Child Up Like This, What Will You Do? by BabaO2: 1:05pm On Apr 02, 2015

I will Jonathan him

Re: Photo: If Your Visitor Throws Your Child Up Like This, What Will You Do? by MichaelSokoto(m): 1:08pm On Apr 02, 2015

Yomieluv:
I will give him "sho you ken"

Hahahaa
Some peeps hasn't let go off Street fighter games

Re: Photo: If Your Visitor Throws Your Child Up Like This, What Will You Do? by omarhlichanwa: 1:08pm On Apr 02, 2015

Wowowowo.ooooo. Na die be dat oooooo!

Re: Photo: If Your Visitor Throws Your Child Up Like This, What Will You Do? by kambili999(f): 1:08pm On Apr 02, 2015

omenka:
I'm speaking from the perspective of the person sitting next to the visitor. I bet those things on her chest are not prosthetics.

lol. except so.

Re: Photo: If Your Visitor Throws Your Child Up Like This, What Will You Do? by MichaelSokoto(m): 1:10pm On Apr 02, 2015

jnrbanks:
I go wait for him wife patiently until him wife dey 9months pregnant den I go throw him wife up.....den leave am for air dey go my haus

Kai!
Which planet u 4rm come? grin

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