Rapmoney:
6) The Wisdom Category

Chizzy20:
k...so OP ur post is under wat category?

ronald4ever:


Waffi wisdom.

missclasssy:


Why were you banned ?

ronald4ever:


I was having a convo with someone with the Deutsche lingua and before I could bat an eyelid I got banned for antispam bot, no warning whatsoever. Perhaps the mod just wanted me to have a feel of NL gulag.

ronald4ever:


I was having a convo with someone with the Deutsche lingua and before I could bat an eyelid I got banned for antispam bot, no warning whatsoever. Perhaps the mod just wanted me to have a feel of NL gulag.

daviyjones:
why won't you be banned? See the jibby jabbers in your posts.

ronald4ever:


I was having a convo with someone with the Deutsche lingua and before I could bat an eyelid I got banned for antispam bot, no warning whatsoever. Perhaps the mod just wanted me to have a feel of NL gulag.

missclasssy:


Perhaps the anti-spam bot picked up some of german words you used thinking it was a spam word, hence the ban
That's definitely a mistake.

Just alert the mods and you will be un-banned immediately

wristwatch:


Hehehehe. U 4 enjoy ur prison small before u create another 2 escape.

Let's swap na.

missclasssy:


Perhaps the anti-spam bot picked up a german word you used thinking it was a spam word, hence the ban
That's definitely a mistake.

Just alert the mods and you will be un-banned immediately

ronald4ever:


Oh is that so. I'll do just that then. Thanks for the info.

falconey:



really alert the mods and you will be un-banned? I tried that it didn't work, although I didn't use the persuasive words, I was furious then.

missclasssy:


You are welcome.

missclasssyd:


Were you banned by the anti-spam bot

wristwatch:
Good friday rapmoney.

Nice post.

falconey:



no I assaulted a chick

ronald4ever:


Waffi wisdom.

tosyne2much:
Nice one OP but I still don know the category I fall under

Rapmoney:
Romance Section...it could just be funny sometimes! . Below, are the categories of thread creators and posters :

1) The 'Questions' Guys and Ladies: Check their profile and browse through their topics, you'd discover that almost 80% of their topics are questions! ...'Should I leave My Boyfriend Now?'...'Will My Mother Ever Return From The Market?'...'Should I Visit My Girlfriend In School?'! . Shuo!!! I fear una o! So you think you will get the best answers to your questions by depending on Romancelanders for advice? The fact is: Most people that would read your post won't give you a practical advice! Some may even take you for a ride! Why not ask an advanced reasonable person close to you that you would be able to confide in for solutions? He or she might have experienced what you are into presently.

2) The Information Committee : Hmmm...this set of thread creators are always trying to get information on Romance! Instead of visiting google for an information, they would prefer to get the information from Romancelanders. You go see threads like 'I Want To Enlarge My Manhood: What Do I Do?'...'My Babe Said My Sperm Is Sugary: Am I Normal?' Visit google and you will know how to enlarge your kpak or whether you or normal! . Your reward for such threads are 'Ode', End-time Thinz', 'Oloshi'...'Fabricated' and lots more from Romancelanders . Save urself the stress.

3) The 'Targeters' (forgive me if such English word doesn't exist): They are always the first to comment on nearly all the topics! They move like spirits from one topic to another with the speed of light! Most times, their comments are derogatory and negative of your thread. I wonder if these people sleep, eat or work at all!!! Even if you post a topic at 12 mid-night, they will still be the first to comment and as usual, rain insults on you and your thread for no reason!

4) Association of Liars Crew: Nna mehnnn! These people can lie! They create threads like 'Girls In My Department All Want To Bleep Me!!! Help!!!'...'A Rich Babe Is Killing Herself For Me But I Don't Love Her'. If I hia say rich babe wan kill herself for you! Most people who open such threads only do that to console themselves for most of the things they can't enjoy! No sane person who is in such situation would come to the social media to do that! Lie lie!

5) The 'Marriage' And 'Love' Crew: I just detest how some people downgrade marriage with their silly threads! No one says there's no possiblity of you marrying a NL member because as big as the world is, it is still small enough for co-incidence to happen...but the activity of creating irrelevant threads such as 'I Must Marry Kunye', 'Idodo Must Marry Me', 'I Must Have Ojeme As My Girlfriend' and all those bullcrap is purely silly!

By their fruits...

Don't hate, am just expressing my opinions about some crazy attitude!

Good evening everyone!
Its a Good Friday!!!

falconey:
woman wrappers.

Xiadnat:
Nice list. Quite funny. Made my afternoon. However, you forgot the following categories:

The Hey you there Come "look at me, I'm so beautiful", "Mr and Ms. home coming prom king/queen, "Mr. GQ and Ms. Maxim".

The all around Ms and Mr. Congeniality and popularity context thread openers.

Also: "The list listers".....Yknow who you be. Don't even front.

SkinnyDude:
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