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Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by clemcykul(f): 4:54pm On Jan 26, 2009
kindly close those expired dentals angry
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by romsky: 4:58pm On Jan 26, 2009
u dey vex?
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by spenchuks(m): 5:08pm On Jan 26, 2009
clemcykul:

kindly close those expired dentals angry

see face like shrine grin
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by switch47(m): 5:12pm On Jan 26, 2009
romade:

u dey vex?
To all lovers of this chelsea joke thread-----JUST get your fun and ignore all chelski scums its all fun here----- grin chelsea has spent so much cash and they aint going to get a single cup two seasons in a row---roman wants to sell them bits by bits like cray fish----END OF THE BLUES---what a waste!! cool
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by romsky: 5:17pm On Jan 26, 2009
we gunners feel so sad 4 dem but who cares
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by switch47(m): 5:23pm On Jan 26, 2009
FORGET ARSENAL THEY ARE GOOD---MAN UNITED ARE GOOD ---SPURS PLAY GOOD FOOTBALL-------------CHELSEA JOKES CONTINUES JARE


11. Missing: 1 x Bottle
Last Seen: 21st May, Moscow
If found please return to: John Terry, Stamford Bridge, London

12. Heard about the John Terry tyre? Excellent durability but not so good in the wet.

13. John Terry always listens to the same song before a game - Born Slippy.

14. Did you hear about the new 'Chelsea Bra'? Lots of support but no cups.

15. Frank Lampard and Joe Cole were allegedly spotted out in Red Square last night, having clearly had one or two drinks. They were reportedly singing: "We're forever blowing Doubles."

16. John Terry is going to start making is own brand of vodka - and like him it's bottled in Russia.
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by switch47(m): 5:25pm On Jan 26, 2009
17. After Ryan Giggs lifted the Champions League cup for a second time he had a peek inside and there was a Chocolate Orange in it. He said - "It's not Terry's, it's mine!"

18. Samaritans are offering counselling to all Chelsea fans. Call 0800 101010 – that’s 08000 won nothing won nothing won nothing.

19. And If that line gets too busy there is another number to call: 0800 6-5 6-5 6-5.

20. John Terry has fuelled speculation that he will join West Ham this summer by being overheard singing "I'm forever blowing doubles."
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by switch47(m): 5:35pm On Jan 26, 2009
. Have you heard the news that Chelsea FC are getting a new sponsor? It is going to be Viagra, It's the only way they can get past a semi.

10. Why can't you get a cup of tea at the Bridge? All the mugs are on the field and all the cups are at Old Trafford.




How do u confuse a chelsea fan?
take him to london n then ask him 4 directions

7. A man and his son were at the breakfast table when the father spots something in the paper.
"Van Gough sold for £8 million", he says shaking his head.
"Is he worth it dad?"
Impressed that his boy is taking an interest in fine art, the father says, "I suppose so son. Why do you ask?"
"Well it's just that Mourinho paid more than that for Andrei Shevchenko - and he WAS poo".
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by spenchuks(m): 5:42pm On Jan 26, 2009
omo u get excess time oo! shocked
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by switch47(m): 5:44pm On Jan 26, 2009
spenchuks:

omo u get excess time oo! shocked
YES !! ENUFF TIME-------I RUN MY OWN FIRM AND ONLY WORK 3 HOURS A DAY AND YET I PAY 6 WORKERS-----NO YAWA
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by switch47(m): 5:45pm On Jan 26, 2009
switch47:

YES !! ENUFF TIME-------I RUN MY OWN FIRM AND ONLY WORK 3 HOURS A DAY AND YET I PAY 6 WORKERS-----NO YAWA


Have you heard the news that Chelsea FC are getting a new sponsor? It is going to be Viagra, It's the only way they can get past a semi.

10. Why can't you get a cup of tea at the Bridge? All the mugs are on the field and all the cups are at Old Trafford.



How do u confuse a chelsea fan?
take him to london n then ask him 4 directions

7. A man and his son were at the breakfast table when the father spots something in the paper.
"Van Gough sold for £8 million", he says shaking his head.
"Is he worth it dad?"
Impressed that his boy is taking an interest in fine art, the father says, "I suppose so son. Why do you ask?"
"Well it's just that Mourinho paid more than that for Andrei Shevchenko - and he WAS poo".
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by spenchuks(m): 6:10pm On Jan 26, 2009
switch47:

YES !! ENUFF TIME-------I RUN MY OWN FIRM AND ONLY WORK 3 HOURS A DAY AND YET I PAY 6 WORKERS-----NO YAWA

so u go to dat ur block moulding site with laptop? undecided
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by sylve11: 6:22pm On Jan 26, 2009
Sir spenky who told you that?
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by spenchuks(m): 6:41pm On Jan 26, 2009
i know the guy well well na grin
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by Grizzly(m): 9:17pm On Jan 26, 2009
This is just a chelsea hater who edited all the jokes and inserted chelsea.
Funny tho,
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by chidipupay(m): 11:34pm On Jan 26, 2009
Somebody not get work for nairaland just dey here dey kill himself for club wey dey progress. BLUES 4 LIFE

Umu chelsea ke nu
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by dyabman(m): 5:05am On Jan 27, 2009
@switch47

have been following all your post since the day u registered on nairaland, i guess Chelsea made you worthless,fatherless,motherless and sister less, why cant you just get a life and dive in the lagoon. tongue
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by Nobody: 12:17pm On Jan 27, 2009
Q. Two Chelsea fans Paul and Danny jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground first?.
A. Who gives a Fucck!


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Q: What do you get when you cross a Chelsea Fan with a pig?
A: I don't know, there are some things a pig just won't do.


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Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by spenchuks(m): 12:49pm On Jan 27, 2009
all the nonsenses u are saying removes no hair from me.

nobody will make me change my mind about chelsea. cheesy
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by clemcykul(f): 3:28pm On Jan 27, 2009
bu hah ha ha hahahaaa grin grin

see frustrations!!!lmao grin grin
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by switch47(m): 5:36pm On Jan 27, 2009
Back to the jokes jare------------------------------

Heard about the John Terry tyre? Excellent durability but not so good in the wet.

. John Terry always listens to the same song before a game - Born Slippy.

Did you hear about the new 'Chelsea Bra'? Lots of support but no cups.

Frank Lampard and Joe Cole were allegedly spotted out in Red Square last night, having clearly had one or two drinks. They were reportedly singing: "We're forever blowing Doubles."

John Terry is going to start making is own brand of vodka - and like him it's bottled in Russia.
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by chidipupay(m): 7:18pm On Jan 27, 2009
@switch47
Why don't you take it to sport section, the joke self no even funny at all. make u stop dey yab urself here
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by mykali(m): 7:37pm On Jan 27, 2009
grin why am i laughing? ok. . .yeah, this virus is about to be BANNED. angry
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by sholabanke(m): 7:54pm On Jan 27, 2009
united we stand
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by sylve11: 9:47pm On Jan 27, 2009
yeah! united we stand. cool
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by dyabman(m): 4:36am On Jan 28, 2009
united u fall! tongue
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by dyabman(m): 4:57am On Jan 28, 2009
uw zo volledig van poo
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by spenchuks(m): 8:25am On Jan 28, 2009
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by Nobody: 8:26am On Jan 28, 2009
the more u guys write on this post the more i re read it and its still funny grin grin grin grin grin grin grin wink
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by spenchuks(m): 8:39am On Jan 28, 2009
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by switch47(m): 11:15am On Jan 28, 2009
Every time Big Roger attends a Chelsea game he books 2 seats.
One to sit in, the other to throw when the fightin starts.
grin
Re: Chelsea Fc Jokes by spenchuks(m): 11:19am On Jan 28, 2009
*boring* cool

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