Thank God, u don wan.na do anything stupid.

i dont do that nna

lysaa:

wow, all these crap in this liL u? man u are loaded!
pls what do i need to be a fan?

  BREAKING NEWS

CHELSEA HAS DECLARED THAT THEY WILL DO ALL THEY CAN TO GET A DRAW AT ANFIELD BUT THAT IT WILL BE EXTREEMLY DIFFICULT TASK-------SCOLARI IS SO CONUSED HE IS INVOLVING 70% PENALTY TRAINING FURTHER RAISING FEARS IN THEIR CAMP THAT HE IS LOSING IT--------MEANWHILE MIKEL OBI (ON HIS WAY TO KIRIKIRILONDON PRISON FOR STEALING OKOCHAS PHONE AND DRUNK DRIVING SAYS CHELSEA FANS SHOULD FAST AND PRAY THAT SINCE IT IS SETTLED THAT THEY WILL DEFINITELY LOSE THAT THERE SHOULD BE FASTING THAT THE GOAL MARGIN IN THEIR DEFEAT SHOULD NOT EXCEED ONE OR TWO   please let us all join them in prayers that the goals should not be more than three.

meanwhile RAFA has been recieving congratulatory messages from many quaters including sir Alex Feggie and even the FA for the surest fixture of the season -that after many draws that this obvious mis- match will be a welcome development for the reds the FA has also sent a consolatory message to chelsea saying they have gotten a fair share of playing dumB (FIVE STRAIGHT WINS AGINST division two and three clubs / relegation threatened teams like stoke and boro to give them the confidence needed to avoid too many goals against the former EUROPEAN CHAMPIONS

itz dis suppose to be a Joke

[meanwhile RAFA has been recieving congratulatory messages from many quaters including sir Alex Feggie and even the FA for the surest fixture of the season -that after many draws that this obvious mis- match will be a welcome development for the reds the FA has also sent a consolatory message to chelsea saying they have gotten a fair share of playing dumB (FIVE STRAIGHT WINS AGINST division two and three clubs / relegation threatened teams like stoke and boro to give them the confidence needed to avoid too many goals against them and a goal feast for the reds and former EUROPEAN CHAMPIONS

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Mr. switch, should chelsea manage to win that match. I no go fit talk the way people go take chop u raw for here, any how cha i dey ur side. U be correct bobo. Fire Down!

@sylve
Havent you heard the gist? kalou and Drogba are under fire from the way they celebrated their unexpected goal against relegation threatned ordinary BORO( no be joke o confirm from chelsea thread) they scored against boro celegrate so tay FA begin probe them dem carry hand cuff enter field--------sign say chelsea is doomed----what will they do if they manage score aginst juventus?? wont they go naked all 11 players would go naked go bring GUN.?? 

them go fire all Juventus players be that. Agb. . . . . . who go help me complete am?

just use style tell us say ur ticket dun finish for cyber

U dey sound like one of the Agbe. . . . . . . . .

, ROS

i'm a chelsea fan nor be mouth

switch47:

, ROS

Lol! Dani, Mr. switch is very close to the truth just like Captain always does.

captain is no way close to the truth, BORN TO BE A LIER

ohh lawdiee

wat a raya!

end o endo endo o---end o---shakara don end o---chorus end o---chelsea don get belle shakara do end o---chelsea don get belle shakara do end o---end o drogba get belle, lambard get belle,bosingwa get belle,asley cole get belle shakara don end o!!!

omo!! i talk am----


THE FA has sent a congratulatory message to chelsea for been able to maintain a decent score with a clearly superior team. that they were able to avoid a 7-0 loss is worth celerbrating but scolari has warned the players not to drink too mucvh to avoid mikel obi's fate who faces jail term!!

rubbish!

Who gives a pee?! better carry a big crap bag for crap offering cos u sure gon collect a lot! nansense!

YESTERDAY WAS A VERY WONDERFULL DAY IN THE LIFE OF CHELSEA FOOTBALL TEAM!! THEY ARE VERY HAPPY NOT TO HAVE CONCEEDED TOO MANY GOALS!!

NA TODAY YANSCH GET CENTRAL PARTING?? AS PER SPENDING ANYHOW? DEM NO TALK SAY MAKE CRASE MAN NO GO FARM NA SAY WHETHER HE GO FIT BRING THE FARM PRODUCE?? NEVER?? WATER WEY DEM TAKE WASH YANSCH NA WASTE OF TIME (NO REMEDY FOR THE TEAM JO) BECOS YANCH NA YANCH AND YANCH MUST TO SMELL!!

sylve11:

Lol! Dani, Mr. switch is very close to the truth just like Captain always does.

While men slept the enemy sowed tarrs

studio43:

captain is no way close to the truth, BORN TO BE A LIER

Surely they will gather but if its not of the Lord they will be scattered.

My curiousity is highly piqued here,pls what happened to u romade, u've bn remade for real?

Chelsea!Chelsea!! Chelsea, How una toto , because liverpool ffin dey hot like fire , dem Bleep the hell out of your someffin , U remember the day ?   ? ah no it's not time to cry ,                                                                                                                                                                      

lysaa:

My curiousity is highly piqued here,pls what happened to u romade, u've bn remade for real?

Abeg repeat same question in McMillian book 4 English

whatever!

pureminded:

Chelsea!Chelsea!! Chelsea, How una toto , because liverpool ffin dey hot like fire , dem mess the hell out of your someffin , U remember the day ? ? ah no it's not time to cry ,

see what i mean? this crap would feed more people than was recorded in the bible and the left overs, could feed the whole of "manure" plus "goner" fans. keep defacating.

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@switch
U are just a empty barrel making so much noise.
For you to write such an epistle about one GOOD TEAM, shows how much u respect and rever them but you choose to cover it up with your arrongance,and unfair bias against the team.
One fact still remain that your stupid remarks can't rub off any shine from them, u are only one of those frustrated fan who we can't lose sleeo because of. Infact you don't exist.So Bleep off

BLUEEEEEEES FOR LIFE

StanP:

@switch
U are just a empty barrel making so much noise.
For you to write such an epistle about one GOOD TEAM, shows how much u respect and rever them but you choose to cover it up with your arrongance,and unfair bias against the team.
One fact still remain that your stupid remarks can't rub off any shine from them, u are only one of those frustrated fan who we can't lose sleeo because of. Infact you don't exist.So mess off

BLUEEEEEEES FOR LIFE

Q. Two Chelsea fans STAN P and NATEEVS jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground first?.
A. Who gives a Fucck! MAN ITS ALL FUN FOR ME --------THATS HOW I GET MY FUN----YOUR LOSS GETS ME HIGH LIKE COKE-----BLUES FOR LIFE IN DEED -MINDLESS ESCAPISM!!

lol

very soon pple would start geering and cheering sheep dip. Stinks!