Rexhenrex:
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RickRichards:
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vizkiz:
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sourbutsweet:
There are actually no challenges being single.
It's fun, there's freedom and you do whatever you please.

Get married.
And then you can come and speak of challenges.

sourbutsweet:


See them

This is why Nairaland can never grow -_-

this is why you are still single

vizkiz:


this is why you are still single

Cutehector:
Try bein married, u"d wish u were single.

sourbutsweet:


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sourbutsweet:
There are actually no challenges being single.
It's fun, there's freedom and you do whatever you please.

Get married.
And then you can come and speak of challenges.

vizkiz:


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sourbutsweet:

amokeme:
didn't know there were challenges

emusmith:

Seriously, how and why?

amokeme:
just have that believe that guys enjoy being single

RickRichards:
The Insurgency of Singlehood? Well, singlehood launched co-ordinated attacks on me from different directions. From the Northeast came about two platoons of singlehood's anti-tank riflemen with zero light infantry to back them up. What a fool! I had littered the mesa with machine gun nests. They walked right into the killzone. From the Northwest he attacked with light infantry fighting vehicles and flamethrowers - yeah I know what you're thinking: Singlehood is as clueless as Jonathan's government? Hehe...well, I'm not perfect either: My scouts had only spotted the flamethrowers earlier, so I just deployed five fire teams (light infantry) and two snipers, but on spotting the IFVs, I knew my men were in danger of being massacred. Fortunately, there was an anti-aircraft artillery vehicle closeby. I ordered the crew to switch to anti-tank mode, and that was it: PULVERISED!!! *please don't visualize that: too graphic*
Singlehoods main battle tanks then started advancing on the Southwest frontier. Easy peasy: I scrambled my A-10 warthogs and the column of tanks was blow to smithereens.
Singlehood was very angry and desperate so he started advancing from the Southeast with his deadliest weapon: his 100-man strong elite special forces, every single one of them. I was on a winning streak so I got cocky and asked the whole of my army to retreat, save for my very own 80-man strong elite special forces. Then the mother of all battles began. It was chaotic as hell. What I saw left me bamboozled. Our elite special forces effectively cancelled out eachother. Suddenly, the battlefield became as quiet as a grave yard. "It's over". So I thought until I saw a figure emerge from the smoke. OMG! I saw Singlehood face-to-face for the very first time. He must have been about 15 feet tall, and he looked like he weighed 180 stones. His eyes were like molten magma, and the earth trembled with each step he took. Fucck! I had fought many battles but I had never seen anything like this. For the first time ever, I was scared. Singlehood kept advancing on my position until he was 20 feet away from where I stood. We stared into eachothers eyes for about 5 minutes, with me trying my best to look unruffled. Then suddenly he spoke: "I will finish you today!!!" But gosh...his voice was super squeaky - like a baby's voice. It was super funny. I was having a good laugh until he suddenly grabbed me and threw me into a tree 50 metres away. I was still groggy when he gave me one super duper upper-cut. The upper-cut sent me accelerating into the air, surpassing the earth's escape velocity...in fact I entered the atmosphere of Mars where they - greenish martians - were having some kinda party in the methane skies....I started retardating and fell back down to earth where the fuccker - Singlehood - was still waiting for me. He didn't even allow me to land before he went to town on me again. It looked like it was the end. I had won all my fights with my fellow mortals. But I had to replicate that success here. So I fought back; and I fought hard. Landing a couple of shots here and there, but Singlehood somehow gained the upper-hand again. He pinned me to the ground, brought out a weird-looking, ridiculously sharp weapon and prepared to finish me off. As he raised the weapon to strike me, I saw my iphone 6 beside me, and I suddenly remembered Nneka123. So I cleverly asked him to grant me one last wish: to let me speak with my mum. He reluctantly agreed and I called Nneka instead, to chyke her. Mehn...I had only seconds to chyke Nneka but as fate would have it, I said all the right words, and ended the string of words with: "Nneka will you be mine?" Knowing her answer meant life or death. Nneka paused. It was the longest 10 seconds of my life. I was already losing hope when Nneka blurted out: "Yes! Yes!! Yes!!! Silly you, why did it take you so long to ask?!!". But something was already happening to the monster Singlehood: it turns out no sooner had Nneka said the first "yes" than a beam of light appeared in the sky. Singlehood started screaming and convulsing. Gosh! The screams were horrible - something like Tiwa Savage singing. He dissapeared into the sky and that was it. I had defeated Singlehood with the help of Nneka123. That's my story. If I lie, make Goodluck Jonathan lose Nigeria's presidential election.
That's enough yabbering for one night. Good night Nneka. And say hello to your weird flatmates for me.
OP are we clear now, or you need me to add more 'points'?

emusmith:


What about you gals?

amokeme:
some do while some dont

RickRichards:
The Insurgency of Singlehood? Well, singlehood launched co-ordinated attacks on me from different directions. From the Northeast came about two platoons of singlehood's anti-tank riflemen with zero light infantry to back them up. What a fool! I had littered the mesa with machine gun nests. They walked right into the killzone. From the Northwest he attacked with light infantry fighting vehicles and flamethrowers - yeah I know what you're thinking: Singlehood is as clueless as Jonathan's government? Hehe...well, I'm not perfect either: My scouts had only spotted the flamethrowers earlier, so I just deployed five fire teams (light infantry) and two snipers, but on spotting the IFVs, I knew my men were in danger of being massacred. Fortunately, there was an anti-aircraft artillery vehicle closeby. I ordered the crew to switch to anti-tank mode, and that was it: PULVERISED!!! *please don't visualize that: too graphic*
Singlehoods main battle tanks then started advancing on the Southwest frontier. Easy peasy: I scrambled my A-10 warthogs and the column of tanks was blow to smithereens.
Singlehood was very angry and desperate so he started advancing from the Southeast with his deadliest weapon: his 100-man strong elite special forces, every single one of them. I was on a winning streak so I got cocky and asked the whole of my army to retreat, save for my very own 80-man strong elite special forces. Then the mother of all battles began. It was chaotic as hell. What I saw left me bamboozled. Our elite special forces effectively cancelled out eachother. Suddenly, the battlefield became as quiet as a grave yard. "It's over". So I thought until I saw a figure emerge from the smoke. OMG! I saw Singlehood face-to-face for the very first time. He must have been about 15 feet tall, and he looked like he weighed 180 stones. His eyes were like molten magma, and the earth trembled with each step he took. Fucck! I had fought many battles but I had never seen anything like this. For the first time ever, I was scared. Singlehood kept advancing on my position until he was 20 feet away from where I stood. We stared into eachothers eyes for about 5 minutes, with me trying my best to look unruffled. Then suddenly he spoke: "I will finish you today!!!" But gosh...his voice was super squeaky - like a baby's voice. It was super funny. I was having a good laugh until he suddenly grabbed me and threw me into a tree 50 metres away. I was still groggy when he gave me one super duper upper-cut. The upper-cut sent me accelerating into the air, surpassing the earth's escape velocity...in fact I entered the atmosphere of Mars where they - greenish martians - were having some kinda party in the methane skies....I started retardating and fell back down to earth where the fuccker - Singlehood - was still waiting for me. He didn't even allow me to land before he went to town on me again. It looked like it was the end. I had won all my fights with my fellow mortals. But I had to replicate that success here. So I fought back; and I fought hard. Landing a couple of shots here and there, but Singlehood somehow gained the upper-hand again. He pinned me to the ground, brought out a weird-looking, ridiculously sharp weapon and prepared to finish me off. As he raised the weapon to strike me, I saw my iphone 6 beside me, and I suddenly remembered Nneka123. So I cleverly asked him to grant me one last wish: to let me speak with my mum. He reluctantly agreed and I called Nneka instead, to chyke her. Mehn...I had only seconds to chyke Nneka but as fate would have it, I said all the right words, and ended the string of words with: "Nneka will you be mine?" Knowing her answer meant life or death. Nneka paused. It was the longest 10 seconds of my life. I was already losing hope when Nneka blurted out: "Yes! Yes!! Yes!!! Silly you, why did it take you so long to ask?!!". But something was already happening to the monster Singlehood: it turns out no sooner had Nneka said the first "yes" than a beam of light appeared in the sky. Singlehood started screaming and convulsing. Gosh! The screams were horrible - something like Tiwa Savage singing. He dissapeared into the sky and that was it. I had defeated Singlehood with the help of Nneka123. That's my story. If I lie, make Goodluck Jonathan lose Nigeria's presidential election.
That's enough yabbering for one night. Good night Nneka. And say hello to your weird flatmates for me.
OP are we clear now, or you need me to add more 'points'?

emusmith:


You nko?

amokeme:
true friendship over love