1) A husband and wife are trying to set up a
new password for their computer. The
husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls
on the ground laughing because on the
screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

2) The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at
school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying,
"Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy,
'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy
leaves for school today!'"

3) Why do women make better soldiers?
Because they can bleed for a week and not
die.

4) Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give
you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig
give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow
give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

5) Yo momma's so fat and old when God said,
"Let there be light," he asked your mother to
move out of the way.

Yawns

Hahahaha

Number 1 did the magic... tanx man

Jimmy jimmy looools

...

na u mk me laff sef

Macmilla:
...

number 4 for me.

NO 2

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: If they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.