Its true we all have one bad habit or the other,but these habits are so annoying:


-People that don’t drink water till they
finish eating: Please keep your medical
explanation in your pocket. If you’re among the
sad people that do this, then you need serious
deliverance. You people that do this are the ones
who go to the toilet to release your shit and the
toilet silently screams “I can’t take this shit” Fam,
these niggas drop shit more toxic than what
Hiroshima experienced. I can tell who you are by
whether you drink water during meals or not. Be
there thinking you’re living healthy; you’re really
just a health hazard. Maybe because you’ve not
swallowed hot eba before; that kind of eba that
makes you open your mouth and transforms your
hand to fan. Nah, you’ve not jammed
– Those of you that answer phone calls,
Instant messages with “Hmmm, this one that you
remembered me today…” Look, you’re the reason
our so called leaders don’t just have sense. The
last time I checked, communication was two-way.
If the person on the other side of the line hasn’t
hollered at you in a minute, I don’t think it’s out
of place for you to have been the bigger one, but
guess what? You didn’t because you’re just an
equal pant. Stop this behaviour before you miss
heaven. Another variation are those ones that see
you after a long while and say “you, you’ve
forgotten me o” Somehow, I have successfully
managed to not beat up these ones. The Lord
really works in mysterious ways.
-You Niggas that RT your own tweets, praise etc.
I actually understand these ones. They didn’t get
love while growing up, no hugs, no chocolates,
and no appreciation. This is why they see the
need to share with the ‘world’ once something
nice is said about them.
But you guys have the IQ of a rusted nail to be
very honest. Have you ever hi-fived yourself?
That’s basically what you do when you display
this act of utter ridiculousity. You’re like “Oh!
This person thinks I’m amazing so I’m going to
share this with all of you because I’m usually an
idiot, I don’t get this all the time so yeah…”
Pathe-friggin-tic. Might as well say these guys
are the ones that grow up and commit suicide.
- BeyHivians and Rihannavians – Gosh! I
always want to slap sense into all of you and
then introduce a hot iron to your face for edge
smoothening. I understand fanaticism because
c’mon I’m a football fan but come the hell on,
why you trying so hard to convince us that you
know how many panties Bey has in her pantie
locker? The annoying thing is not that you’re a
fan, noooo. It’s how hard you try to prove it.
Beyonce uses the word ‘flawless’ and all of a
sudden you wake up every day like that although
we really know you woke up looking like badly
wrapped amala. But in the eyes of the Bey fans,
she can do no wrong. Just look at these guys…
Bey fans crayyyy
Then there’s the Navy; You would think that
Rihanna fans will mostly be chimamandists, sorry
feminists (I mean after what Mr Breezy did to her)
but i don’t even know. Rihanna fans are all about
the sexiness that she oozes. quick to classify
Beyonce as “forcing it” but they themselves
couldn’t be sexy if sexy was slapped on their
forehead. LOL. It’s always cute observing the
banter when both camps are at it, I’m just here
waiting for the scandal that will erupt when we
hear that one of them is sleeping with the other
one’s man. or wait, that has happened right?
Rihanna go gets a chest tat, and you decide to
get the same even though you have a bag of rice
as belly.
I guess this is something that’ll never go away
and I might as well accept it yeah? Sigh. Sadly,
there’s a new Lupitarian movement arising,
although if you study these mitts carefully, you’ll
discover most of them are closet Beyhivians..
Lord, deliver us.
- You people that have made the “Jenifa”
speak your way of life . No it’s not the use of “as
in” or “it’s like”, it’s those of you that actually
make conscious effort to speak like her. Dear
Lord, I’d prefer listening to someone scratch their
nails on a chalkboard. How do you not know that
this makes you sound like you were raised by
retards and you’re now the official poster boy/girl
of retards inc worldwide. So this is just a
suggestion o, It’s not like I’m mandating you to
comply but you might just wanna considering
giving yourself some sense and quit talking like
you had no primary education. Although I think
I’m taking a big gamble by assuming you did.
- Chewing with your mouth open . Ask
Lucifer why he was really cast from heaven. Ask
Easy E why he got clapped. Ask Omojuwa why
the SSS manhandled him. This is also the real
reason Mandela fought for liberation. I can’t
understand people that chew with their mouths
open; your upper lip and lower lip aren’t just
there for kissing, they are there to be shut tight
while your teeth mashes food into swallow-able
form. But some of your put the disgust in
disgusting with your eating habits. You share
with the world the content of your mouth like
therein lies the key to world peace And my God,
these ones don’t even chew properly, thinking
about the sounds they make makes me wanna
shoot myself. Stop it o! Every time you chew with
your mouth open, a couple breaks up. See why
our world is the way it is?
There are so many other annoying habits that I’m
sure you guys come across; there are those
niggas that bite on metal cutlery (because they
feel they must kill the spoon or fork while eating),
oh! there are those that pronounce ‘fork’ as ‘ferk’
because it sounds too much like ‘Bleep’ and they
can’t be caught saying such. These ones
eventually grow up to work with Nigeria newsdesk
where they spell ‘sex’ as ‘s-x’. there are those
(like my barber) that out of nowhere send you
whatsapps saying shit like “hello” Me: “Hi, I’m
sorry who’s this?” Him: “It’s chuks, your barba,
how r u?” Me: (after being stunned for like 10
secs and trying to be nice) “Oh ok, I’m good, at
work. Thanks” Him: “When r u comn bak?” Me:
End chat. Sometimes I don’t know if this
Whatsapp is a blessing or a curse. Plus now that
facebook has bought it over, say hello to the
resurrection of old friends.
Ah well, use the comment box, share some
annoying habits you and people you know have.
Cheers!

vjsmiles:
How in the world is it your _business_ how people choose to live their live?

na you get their sperm

STFU bro!!!

HelenBee:
STFU bro!!!

[b] who dafuq is this smelling pussy? [/b

vjsmiles:
[b] who dafuq is this smelling pussy? [/b

U've gat nothing meaningful to say...sorry!

vjsmiles:
[b] who dafuq is this smelling pussy? [/b

guy goan sleep.. Its 10:00

vjsmiles:
guy if you were here sleep would have eluded yoy

lol some of my friends still stay awake till 11pm Nigerian time I should be in shenyang on the 17th I have 2hrs connecting flight at Dubai...

Where in shenyang are you

tdayof:
lol some of my friends still stay awake till 11pm Nigerian time I should be in shenyang on the 17th I have 2hrs connecting flight at Dubai...

Where in shenyang are you

Tiexi District

vjsmiles:
Tiexi District

alright what school

tdayof:
alright what school

Shenyang University of Technology,China

vjsmiles:
Shenyang University of Technology,China

is it close to Daoyi development district?

tdayof:
is it close to Daoyi development district?

haaaa,aah calm down na...
move over first then we can talk

vjsmiles:
haaaa,aah calm down na...
move over first then we can talk

lol after letting me book for 17

tdayof:
lol after letting me book for 17

i'm sorry
it's morning o...
will chat with you later

HelenBee:
STFU bro!!!

Sweetie, please ignore the kid. Don't dignify his stupidity with your response.