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Re: Sexual Beliefs Of Boko Haram And Isis-hilarious by Holywizard: 8:49pm On Apr 08, 2015
Alhajis too like An,al sex.

Muslims to sex ur yansh with their uncircumcised prickz...Na die oooo

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Re: Sexual Beliefs Of Boko Haram And Isis-hilarious by Nobody: 8:54pm On Apr 08, 2015
EggovinMma:


I read books for a living!
Now do exactly what I am doing for living!
It will help you.
Lol..Is nairaland a book?I thought only Seun makes money here.He who truly ask does not miss road,there is more to this.
Re: Sexual Beliefs Of Boko Haram And Isis-hilarious by Nobody: 9:00pm On Apr 08, 2015
paolo96:

Lol..Is nairaland a book?I thought only Seun makes money here.He who truly ask does not miss road,there is more to this.


You are still not getting my message.
Go and read your books! I will flog you o.

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Re: Sexual Beliefs Of Boko Haram And Isis-hilarious by Nobody: 9:02pm On Apr 08, 2015
Held hostage for 460 days, Amanda converts to Islam as a survival tactic, receives “wife lessons” from one of her captors, and risks a daring escape. Moved between a series of abandoned houses in the desert, she survives on memory—every lush detail of the world she experienced in her life before captivity—and on strategy, fortitude, and hope. When she is most desperate, she visits a house in the sky, high above the woman kept in chains, in the dark, being tortured.

For these who do read long and deep, please do find time and read the book "A HOUSE IN THE SKY" by Amanda Lindhout which details the brutality of such islamists. Very corelating read.
Re: Sexual Beliefs Of Boko Haram And Isis-hilarious by Nobody: 9:08pm On Apr 08, 2015
EggovinMma:



You are still not getting my message.
Go and read your books! I will flog you o.
I don't joke with my books,man shall not live by bread alone.Teach me how to fish so that I can also improve my life by reading nairaland.
Re: Sexual Beliefs Of Boko Haram And Isis-hilarious by Nobody: 9:15pm On Apr 08, 2015
paolo96:

Lol..Is nairaland a book?I thought only Seun makes money here.He who truly ask does not miss road,there is more to this.

Ok.let me tell you a short story about my younger brother. I will advise you learn from him.When he was admitted in one of the prominent federal universities in nigeria as a petrochemical Engineer, he decided to cut down my dad's expenses by venturing into business. Since I was doing that too in my own university, I helped him financially. He bought a very good car in 200 level, the same year, he travelled to dubai to start importing directly. He sells all kinds of men's wears.As a student, he funded everything himself! He is currently in his final yr, just bought his second land in Akwa and has saved enough for his masters in UK.He is 25!And his gp is good!



Now, you need to get your as, s moving! smiley
Wish you luck!
Re: Sexual Beliefs Of Boko Haram And Isis-hilarious by Nobody: 9:17pm On Apr 08, 2015
paolo96:

I don't joke with my books,man shall not live by bread alone.Teach me how to fish so that I can also improve my life by reading nairaland.

Learn from my younger bro.i showed him the way, he is now the master.Hell! He just gave me 50k last 2 months or so to replace my Gen. cheesy
Re: Sexual Beliefs Of Boko Haram And Isis-hilarious by Nobody: 9:46pm On Apr 08, 2015
EggovinMma:


Ok.let me tell you a short story about my younger brother. I will advise you learn from him.When he was admitted in one of the prominent federal universities in nigeria as a petrochemical Engineer, he decided to cut down my dad's expenses by venturing into business. Since I was doing that too in my own university, I helped him financially. He bought a very good car in 200 level, the same year, he travelled to dubai to start importing directly. He sells all kinds of men's wears.As a student, he funded everything himself! He is currently in his final yr, just bought his second land in Akwa and has saved enough for his masters in UK.He is 25!And his gp is good!



Now, you need to get your as, s moving! smiley
Wish you luck!
Too good to be true,putting me through won't harm.
Re: Sexual Beliefs Of Boko Haram And Isis-hilarious by kay1one(m): 10:21pm On Apr 08, 2015
Mohammed was a porn star!!!!
Re: Sexual Beliefs Of Boko Haram And Isis-hilarious by Nobody: 10:30pm On Apr 08, 2015
EggovinMma:


Learn from my younger bro.i showed him the way, he is now the master.Hell! He just gave me 50k last 2 months or so to replace my Gen. cheesy
hehe... grin you this girls. Btw were is your other half sis; gentlem1m1... Not seen that one on nairaland ever since the ebola outbreak. Hope she is good? grin
Re: Sexual Beliefs Of Boko Haram And Isis-hilarious by Nobody: 10:46pm On Apr 08, 2015
kastonkastrol:
hehe... grin you this girls. Btw were is your other half sis; gentlem1m1... Not seen that one on nairaland ever since the ebola outbreak. Hope she is good? grin

Me too o.o.GentleMimi just vanished.
Or maybe she changed her sig. Miss her tho. smiley
Re: Sexual Beliefs Of Boko Haram And Isis-hilarious by Nobody: 10:52pm On Apr 08, 2015
EggovinMma:


Me too o.o.GentleMimi just vanished.
Or maybe she changed her sig. Miss her tho. smiley
(God4bid) but I hope that babe never contact ebola because she was busy disturbing everybody about how deadly the disease was. And something like she's gonna partake in the fight against the virus
Re: Sexual Beliefs Of Boko Haram And Isis-hilarious by Nobody: 11:01pm On Apr 08, 2015
kastonkastrol:
(God4bid) but I hope that babe never contact ebola because she was busy disturbing everybody about how deadly the disease was. And something like she's gonna partake in the fight against the virus




cheesy cheesy grin
I can see you and her don get wahala before?
Re: Sexual Beliefs Of Boko Haram And Isis-hilarious by Nobody: 11:07pm On Apr 08, 2015
EggovinMma:





cheesy cheesy grin
I can see you and her don get wahala before?
the babe and I were serious e-enemies. I was mocking some ghanians, and the babe jump from nowhere to insult me.. That was the birth of our e-enemity
Re: Sexual Beliefs Of Boko Haram And Isis-hilarious by Nobody: 11:34pm On Apr 08, 2015
kastonkastrol:
the babe and I were serious e-enemies. I was mocking some ghanians, and the babe jump from nowhere to insult me.. That was the birth of our e-enemity

That's her o.She no dey like oppression at all.Na liberal person and she get bad mouth cheesy.I know say na better war una fight that day.
Re: Sexual Beliefs Of Boko Haram And Isis-hilarious by nsiazu: 12:39am On Apr 09, 2015
MKO4ever:


Can you explain these-

And Jesus said, "For judgement I have come into this world." (John 9:39)
"I came not to judge the world" (John 12:47)

"But God said to him, 'You fool!' " (Jesus) Luke 12:20

"Leave alive nothing that breathes. Show them no mercy." [Deut. 7:2]

"Now kill all the boys. And kill every woman who has slept with a man, but save for yourself every girl who has never slept with a man." (Numbers 31:17-18)

"The Lord commands: "... slay old men outright, young men and maidens, little children and women" (Ezechial 9:4-6)

"You will eat the fruit of the womb, the flesh of the sons and daughters the Lord your God has given you." (Deuteronomy 28:53)

"... Go and smite the inhabitants of Jabesh-gilead with the edge of the sword and; also the women and little ones.... every male and every woman that has lain with a male you shall utterly destroy." (Judges 21:10-12)

"The people of Samaria must bear their guilt, because they have rebelled against their God. They will fall by the sword; their little ones will be dashed to the ground, their women with child ripped open." (Hosea 13:16)

Isaiah 45:7
I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

Jesus create evil?

Exodus 32:14
And the LORD repented of the evil which he thought to do unto his people.
Bible are not meant for fools but are meant for the wise. Remember that that your mohammed that you believe in cannot save you or give you eternal life but only JESUS CHRIST can save you and give you eternal life forever. Be wise before its too late...
Re: Sexual Beliefs Of Boko Haram And Isis-hilarious by Esdb3: 1:16am On Apr 09, 2015
abduljabbar4:

Gay sex is forbidden in islam no matter what the condition is. It is also haram for a man to have sexual intercourse with a captive no matter what the condition is. But continue.

Shut the Bleep up joor! Confused bitcheeeezzz! Things will be clearly written and islamic faithfuls(jihadists) will carry them out yet some of you duibs will keep. On saying contrary things. And some islamic animals will tell me islam does not contradict itself mtchewww.
Re: Sexual Beliefs Of Boko Haram And Isis-hilarious by Esdb3: 1:24am On Apr 09, 2015
MKO4ever:


Can you explain these-

And Jesus said, "For judgement I have come into this world." (John 9:39)
"I came not to judge the world" (John 12:47)

"But God said to him, 'You fool!' " (Jesus) Luke 12:20

"Leave alive nothing that breathes. Show them no mercy." [Deut. 7:2]

"Now kill all the boys. And kill every woman who has slept with a man, but save for yourself every girl who has never slept with a man." (Numbers 31:17-18)

"The Lord commands: "... slay old men outright, young men and maidens, little children and women" (Ezechial 9:4-6)

"You will eat the fruit of the womb, the flesh of the sons and daughters the Lord your God has given you." (Deuteronomy 28:53)

"... Go and smite the inhabitants of Jabesh-gilead with the edge of the sword and; also the women and little ones.... every male and every woman that has lain with a male you shall utterly destroy." (Judges 21:10-12)

"The people of Samaria must bear their guilt, because they have rebelled against their God. They will fall by the sword; their little ones will be dashed to the ground, their women with child ripped open." (Hosea 13:16)

Isaiah 45:7
I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

Jesus create evil?

Exodus 32:14
And the LORD repented of the evil which he thought to do unto his people.

For your mind you be badoo! Eh badoo!! Mtchww..... Ode buruku!

Go and read luke 12 from 1-20 first. Then learn to stop quoting the bible in half.
Re: Sexual Beliefs Of Boko Haram And Isis-hilarious by Esdb3: 1:27am On Apr 09, 2015
MKO4ever:


Can you explain these-

And Jesus said, "For judgement I have come into this world." (John 9:39)
"I came not to judge the world" (John 12:47)

"But God said to him, 'You fool!' " (Jesus) Luke 12:20

"Leave alive nothing that breathes. Show them no mercy." [Deut. 7:2]

"Now kill all the boys. And kill every woman who has slept with a man, but save for yourself every girl who has never slept with a man." (Numbers 31:17-18)

"The Lord commands: "... slay old men outright, young men and maidens, little children and women" (Ezechial 9:4-6)

"You will eat the fruit of the womb, the flesh of the sons and daughters the Lord your God has given you." (Deuteronomy 28:53)

"... Go and smite the inhabitants of Jabesh-gilead with the edge of the sword and; also the women and little ones.... every male and every woman that has lain with a male you shall utterly destroy." (Judges 21:10-12)

"The people of Samaria must bear their guilt, because they have rebelled against their God. They will fall by the sword; their little ones will be dashed to the ground, their women with child ripped open." (Hosea 13:16)

Isaiah 45:7
I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

Jesus create evil?

Exodus 32:14
And the LORD repented of the evil which he thought to do unto his people.

If You will Quote the bible at least quote it well. Read every word in john 9:36 and with the below maybe, just maybe your foolhardiness may cease to abound.



John 9:39
And Jesus said, for judgment I am come
into this world ,
&c.] The Syriac version reads, "for the
judgment of this world I am come"; and with
which agrees the Ethiopic version, "for the
judgment of the world I am come into the
world"; and the Arabic and Persic versions
still more expressly, "to judge this world", or
"the world, am I come"; which seems
contrary to what Christ elsewhere says, (
John 3:17 ) ( 12:47 ) . Nor is the sense of the
words that Christ came by the judgment of
God, or the order of divine providence, or to
administer justice in the government of the
world, in a providential way, or to distinguish
his own people from others, though all these
are true; but either to fulfil the purpose and
decree of God in revealing truth to some,
and hiding it from others; or in a way of
judgment to inflict judicial blindness on
some, whilst in a way of mercy he
illuminated others. So Nonnus interprets it
of (krima yisson) , a twofold "judgment",
which is different the one from the other.
That they which see not, might see;
meaning, not so much corporeally as
spiritually, since in the opposite clause
corporeal blindness can have no place; for
though Christ restored bodily sight to many,
he never took it away from any person. The
sense is, that Christ came as a light into the
world, that those who are in the darkness of
sin, ignorance, and unbelief, and who are
sensible of the same, and desire spiritual
illuminations, as this man did, might see
what they are by nature, what need they
stand in of him, and what fulness of grace,
life, righteousness, and salvation, there is in
him for them.
And that they which see might be made
blind ;
that such who are wise and knowing in their
own conceit, who fancy themselves to have
great light and knowledge, to have the key of
knowledge, and to have the true
understanding of divine things, and to be
guides of the blind, such as the Scribes and
Pharisees, might be given up to judicial
blindness and hardness of heart, so as to shut
their eyes, and harden their hearts against
the Gospel, and the truths of it, and which
was in judgment to them: such different
effects Christ and his Gospel have, as to
illuminate and soften some, and blind and
harden others; just as some creatures, as
bats and owls, are blinded by the sun, whilst
others see clearly by the light of it; and as
that also has these different effects to soften
the wax, and harden the clay; see ( Isaiah
6:9 ) .
Re: Sexual Beliefs Of Boko Haram And Isis-hilarious by Esdb3: 1:32am On Apr 09, 2015
MKO4ever:


Can you explain these-

And Jesus said, "For judgement I have come into this world." (John 9:39)
"I came not to judge the world" (John 12:47)

"But God said to him, 'You fool!' " (Jesus) Luke 12:20

"Leave alive nothing that breathes. Show them no mercy." [Deut. 7:2]

"Now kill all the boys. And kill every woman who has slept with a man, but save for yourself every girl who has never slept with a man." (Numbers 31:17-18)

"The Lord commands: "... slay old men outright, young men and maidens, little children and women" (Ezechial 9:4-6)

"You will eat the fruit of the womb, the flesh of the sons and daughters the Lord your God has given you." (Deuteronomy 28:53)

"... Go and smite the inhabitants of Jabesh-gilead with the edge of the sword and; also the women and little ones.... every male and every woman that has lain with a male you shall utterly destroy." (Judges 21:10-12)

"The people of Samaria must bear their guilt, because they have rebelled against their God. They will fall by the sword; their little ones will be dashed to the ground, their women with child ripped open." (Hosea 13:16)

Isaiah 45:7
I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

Jesus create evil?

Exodus 32:14
And the LORD repented of the evil which he thought to do unto his people.

Well just to make the world a bit safer, the bible is not a book of just command like general muhammed's book. The bible is a collection of real events that happened. So deut 7:2 if your Royal stupidity might care to read its entire length is actually a story that will show you why that was said. And Numbers was describing the way the israelites used to live. It was in the ancient times, more ancient than aristotle's age self. Even hundreds of thousands of years later, didn't muhammed marry and fvvck a 9years old girl.
Re: Sexual Beliefs Of Boko Haram And Isis-hilarious by ethylene: 1:37am On Apr 09, 2015
EggovinMma:

The phrase has also been used to designate the alleged practice of anal intercourse by suicide bombers in order to widen the anal opening to make room for explosives



*falls from ukwu mango*
shocked sooooo you climbed the ukwu mango to check if its ripe so dat you can climb down to throw stones at it abi? grin
Re: Sexual Beliefs Of Boko Haram And Isis-hilarious by osamaBUSH(m): 1:53am On Apr 09, 2015
abduljabbar4:

Thank you for telling me that all you have written is nonsense. Everything there is not from the Qur'an. You just took your time to form some lies to descredit Islam and one guy has come to burst your lies up. Like I said, prove him wrong. Continue insulting me if you like. I respect myself so no time for you
Guy your are very confusing. Today you are encouraging violence, the next day you are a peace maker. undecidedNice response though cool

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Re: Sexual Beliefs Of Boko Haram And Isis-hilarious by Nobody: 3:37am On Apr 09, 2015
Anal jihad shocked

It is finished sad sad angry

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Re: Sexual Beliefs Of Boko Haram And Isis-hilarious by Nobody: 6:06am On Apr 09, 2015
EggovinMma:


That's her o.She no dey like oppression at all.Na liberal person and she get bad mouth cheesy.I know say na better war una fight that day.
lol... We fought from page2 of the thread till page12. I think the thread was finally brought down or something like that... But hey that was in the dark days of e-wars
Re: Sexual Beliefs Of Boko Haram And Isis-hilarious by Nobody: 7:01am On Apr 09, 2015
ethylene:

shocked sooooo you climbed the ukwu mango to check if its ripe so dat you can climb down to throw stones at it abi? grin

This is mango season.Better to hang on it all day long.But the highlighted revelation threw me down.
Re: Sexual Beliefs Of Boko Haram And Isis-hilarious by Nobody: 7:02am On Apr 09, 2015
kastonkastrol:
lol... We fought from page2 of the thread till page12. I think the thread was finally brought down or something like that... But hey that was in the dark days of e-wars


So you guys are friends now I suppose?
Re: Sexual Beliefs Of Boko Haram And Isis-hilarious by AgentOfAllah: 7:33am On Apr 09, 2015
abduljabbar4:

Gay sex is forbidden in islam no matter what the condition is. It is also haram for a man to have sexual intercourse with a captive no matter what the condition is. But continue.

You're being astoundingly disingenuous. The Quran, without doubt, allows for sexual intercourse with one's captives. There's even a popular phrase for it in the Quran: "Al mamlakat almaynukum", meaning those whom your right hand possess.
Re: Sexual Beliefs Of Boko Haram And Isis-hilarious by Nobody: 8:00am On Apr 09, 2015
abduljabbar4:

Gay sex is forbidden in islam no matter what the condition is. It is also haram for a man to have sexual intercourse with a captive no matter what the condition is. But continue.
Come on, you know this isn't true grin
Re: Sexual Beliefs Of Boko Haram And Isis-hilarious by shevi4mb(m): 8:04am On Apr 09, 2015
tomakint:
Finally, the connection between Islam and terrorist group painted in white..........any sincere Muslim in the house to prove this wrong

First confirm what that silly op wrote before wasting your time to comment.....even the worst pagan can never have this as a sexual blieve.
Re: Sexual Beliefs Of Boko Haram And Isis-hilarious by Jbenue: 8:32am On Apr 09, 2015
shevi4mb:


First confirm what that silly op wrote before wasting your time to comment.....even the worst pagan can never have this as a sexual blieve.


why am I stupid? Because what I have written is true? Some silly pagans might have these sexual beliefs just like some silly muslims do too. If you don't know black people are still being enslaved by your Arab holier than thou heroes for sexual gratification and they use the Koran to justify it.
Re: Sexual Beliefs Of Boko Haram And Isis-hilarious by sinkhole: 8:42am On Apr 09, 2015
Christianity and Islam are two religions terrorizing the world. Most things in the Quran are just modifications of those found in the Bible (or if you like Torah). Many Christians will justify some evils of old testament (Torah) by saying that that was why new testament was brought, but when they want to perpetrate evil or swindle people of their earnings they revert to old testament!
Re: Sexual Beliefs Of Boko Haram And Isis-hilarious by Nobody: 8:46am On Apr 09, 2015
Truckpusher:
Justfollowit ,could you please enlighten me.

I hate running with the crowd.
grin grin

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