For goodness sake we can be likened to many things but not condom. Those were my exact thought when I came across a discussion on why lawyers are like condoms on Rollonfriday.com.

I quickly read through the discussion and couldn't help but agree with some of the reasons that were adduced on why lawyers could be likened to a condom. Out of the many reasons given, I decided to share these four points I personally believe to be true. So here they are:

1.People get to use both lawyers and condoms because they have to, not that they want to

If given an option, most folks would rather not use both lawyers and condoms. So it now becomes a question of them being left with no other option than to use them; because if they don’t, they would be screwed.

2.Both lawyers and condoms are only used at critical moments

We don’t get to use them every now and then. We only remember them when we find ourselves under certain critical situations. When everything is going on well we don’t remember them; but at those key moments, we quickly reach out for them.

3.When the deal is done, both lawyers and condoms are cast off in disgust

This particular point flows from the above mentioned points. If both lawyers and condoms are only used because people don’t have an option than to use them, and their usage is only needed under critical moments, it becomes predictable that once they have been used, they will be discarded; most times with disgust. More like- “The deal is done; I have no further need of you”.

4.When lawyers and condoms are neglected, the consequences are grave.

Neglect a lawyer and you are most likely going to get yourself into a lot of trouble. Folks have lost great fortune, been cheated, duped, suffered great injustice because they never got a lawyer involved. In the same manner, unwanted pregnancy, sexually transmitted diseases, broken marriages are some of the consequences of neglecting the use of condoms.

As much as comparing lawyers with condoms might not be the cutest thing to do, but hey, you can’t help but to also agree with me that we share some similarities. Let’s hear your opinion on this, and probably other ways we share similarities with condoms.....#Legooo

okay...liken dem to virgins too na

richol:
okay...liken dem to virgins too na

abi na


#nowplaying 'Dedication To My Ex' by Lloyd.

So lawyers and condom perform d same duty for my life


Now
I
See...

Artistic Simile

. Very Wicked OP. OP your ex na lawyer, why evils?

Only 10k for dis hectare

Hmm... Thought I'd see some great points but....





https://www.nairaland.com/2337074/new-audiobeats-rugby-design-wireless

and it made front page

Doctors also share this comparism

Condoms indeed.

still wandering how OP came about this

[size=15pt]SO, WHAT HAPPENS IF I HAVE SEX WITH A LAWYER WEARING A CONDOM?

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See comparison! ;DSee comparison!

Condoms?

Five years in school (6years if strike no let u), a year in law school and a year of NYSC.

And you get likened to a condom?

ok mo ti gbo

I've never heard "AIDS is real, use a Lawyer" though.

Same with police officer...

What about lawyer wey never get pikin for 10years shey he go dey use condom.

I hate corrupt lawyers

jerflakes:
[size=15pt]SO, WHAT HAPPENS IF I HAVE SEX WITH A LAWYER WEARING A CONDOM?

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You automatically win a N10 recharge card to any network of your choice.

kennygee:
Condoms?
Five years in school (6years if strike no let u), a year in law school and a year of NYSC.
And you get likened to a condom?

jamex93:
So lawyers and condom perform d same duty for my life
Now
I
See...

Yes ooo

Where is my crush FirstEVA? Check this out.

Scrypt:
. Very Wicked OP. OP your ex na lawyer, why evils?

my ex Nobi lawyer ooh,am one..a baby lawyer sha,God see me through

This write up nor just make sense at alllllllllllllllllllllll.

kennygee:
Condoms?

Five years in school (6years if strike no let u), a year in law school and a year of NYSC.

And you get likened to a condom?

Nothing personal love

5. Both Can burst during a rough goinq action.