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Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 10:11pm On Apr 09, 2015

alberto2k:

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 10:14pm On Apr 09, 2015

iPrevail:

Lol.. High-level witchery. Angry baes be chasing boo with cutlass

But i like that drm o. Wud finish my ex's head sha

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 10:16pm On Apr 09, 2015

Fabdedon:
is for people like u gurls dat use ceramics heart nah.. Always complaining of broken heart
I decided to change mine to plastic.. nothing de happen...

I'm not like other gals na.. kiss

m different... my own heart is made of bamboo nd foam.. (shock absorber) grin

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by pinkycute(f): 10:17pm On Apr 09, 2015

Yeah... He did cheesy

and we still together tho tongue

tohpahz:

Hehehe.. dd he come back begging??

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 10:20pm On Apr 09, 2015

pinkycute:
Yeah... He did and we still together tho

Nice..

mine came bk with the line ' amy u don fine finish ' lmao
We still friends tho. Nd he still wishes

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 10:21pm On Apr 09, 2015

alberto2k:

Woju o! See as e bend neck like say u see bola onidi nla

Check my profile, take that number buzz me for whatsapp

Make i buzz sef grin

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 10:21pm On Apr 09, 2015

alberto2k:

**in ishilust's voice* you know say money nah be problem!

No carry ishi. Come here abeg oo..

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by pinkycute(f): 10:22pm On Apr 09, 2015

Why not give him a chance ?

Or are you taken already grin

tohpahz:

Nice.. mine came bk with the line ' amy u don fine finish ' lmao
We still friends tho. Nd he still wishes

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Fabdedon(m): 10:22pm On Apr 09, 2015

tohpahz:

I'm not like other gals na.. m different... my own heart is made of bamboo nd foam.. (shock absorber)

see you don de form.. After nah u go open thrend "why are boys heartless and enjoy breaking girls heart "
You are different koor.. D same ni..
I know how to play all of you..
.

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Fabdedon(m): 10:23pm On Apr 09, 2015

alberto2k:

**in ishilust's voice* you know say money nah be problem!

heheheh abi.. Not until one imo girl jam ur wallet

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 10:26pm On Apr 09, 2015

Fabdedon:
see you don de form.. After nah u go open thrend "why are boys heartless and enjoy breaking girls heart "
You are different koor.. D same ni..
I know how to play all of you..
.

Baby so u are playing me.. lol
I no go open dat kind thread, .
But guys are truly heartless sha.. nd so are gals..
And we all know how to play each other

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 10:27pm On Apr 09, 2015

pinkycute:
Why not give him a change ?

Or are you taken already

Nah i can't.. I'm taken.. even if i wasn't single,i can't be with him again, he lost that respect and is still tryna regain it

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by stephenqueen: 10:29pm On Apr 09, 2015

alberto2k:

Woju o! See as e bend neck like say u see bola onidi nla

Check my profile, take that number buzz me for whatsapp

Ok werey

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Fabdedon(m): 10:32pm On Apr 09, 2015

tohpahz:

Baby so u are playing me.. lol
I no go open dat kind thread, .
But guys are truly heartless sha.. nd so are gals..
And we all know how to play each other

yeah like your sence of judgement..
In a relationship.. One must be d fool..
One must be soft the other hard
If not.. There would be clashes..
As for me.. I did roll with about three girls that claimed sorry that we foolishly claimed to be dating, i loved with all my heart.. But they tore the shiit apart.. I didnt cry, i didnt plan to retaliate.. Or hurt an inocent girl hrt.. Rather i seek the reason why it didnt work out.. And ways i can make dem know dat i can survive without them

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by stephenqueen: 10:35pm On Apr 09, 2015

alberto2k:

Woju o! See as e bend neck like say u see bola onidi nla

Check my profile, take that number buzz me for whatsapp

I don message u

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 10:36pm On Apr 09, 2015

Fabdedon:
yeah like your sence of judgement..
In a relationship.. One must be d fool..
One must be soft the other hard
If not.. There would be clashes..
As for me.. I did roll with about three girls that claimed sorry that we foolishly claimed to be dating, i loved with all my heart.. But they tore the shiit apart.. I didnt cry, i didnt plan to retaliate.. Or hurt an inocent girl hrt.. Rather i seek the reason why it didnt work out.. And ways i can make dem know dat i can survive without them

That's true and i like the reason seeking part of it..
As u said in a relationship.. one must be d fool..but one thing I've learnt is that no matter how foolish i get in the relationship, at a point, pick up your brain and dust it and use it. Because obi can never remain a boy..
If we brk up, i know i ddnt wrk out nd i move on..

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by alberto2k(m): 10:39pm On Apr 09, 2015

tohpahz:

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by iPrevail(m): 10:44pm On Apr 09, 2015

tohpahz:

But i like that drm o. Wud finish my ex's head sha

That's crazie.. Why would you do that?

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Fabdedon(m): 10:44pm On Apr 09, 2015

[quote author=tohpahz post=32539304]

That's true and i like the reason seeking part of it..
As u said in a relationship.. one must be d fool..but one thing I've learnt is that no matter how foolish i get in the relationship, at a point, pick up your brain and dust it and use it. Because obi can never remain a boy..
If we brk up, i know i ddnt wrk out nd i move on..[/quote
]lol yeah
We know , but funny enough Obi always believe that.. Ada have this small brain and can easily be gotten,decieved and used

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 10:46pm On Apr 09, 2015

Fabdedon:

And ada thinks she can always chop obi's money and move.. that's where the trouble comes..

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 10:46pm On Apr 09, 2015

alberto2k:

babe sef dey fear ban

I no do anything wrong na.. but i wan dey in my own jare cool

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 10:47pm On Apr 09, 2015

iPrevail:

That's crazie.. Why would you do that?

Cos d nigga fuc.ked up.. big time

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by stephenqueen: 10:48pm On Apr 09, 2015

tohpahz:

Make i buzz sef

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 10:51pm On Apr 09, 2015

stephenqueen:

Lol.. na joke i dey oo

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Fabdedon(m): 10:54pm On Apr 09, 2015

tohpahz:

And ada thinks she can always chop obi's money and move.. that's where the trouble comes..

and Obi too is too blind and foolish sometimes.. Thinkin it is love.. Thank God not every boy is obi

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 10:57pm On Apr 09, 2015

Fabdedon:
and Obi too is too blind and foolish sometimes.. Thinkin it is love.. Thank God not every boy is obi

And ada too is blinded by obi'z possession nd playboy(ry) that she thinks it's love too.. thank God not every gal is ada. tongue

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by kinglekan: 11:00pm On Apr 09, 2015

tohpahz:
Evening yall!!
And so i made a comment on a thread about break up..
And i remembered the break up line my first boyfriend used on me, i just had to smile..

He said. " amy,i have to break up with you because i want to serve God more and i can't do that with u"

Lolzz.
So, share any break up line that was funny to you,lets have fun!

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Kinglekan

Hahahaha

Swtiii dis got me ROTFL..

You must have been a rili bad geh oooo. U had d ability to stop a man from serving God.

Wait oooo!! did u practice all the kamasutra moves on him? I bet that's enuf to cause him to backslide.

I hail theee Maaa.

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by stephenqueen: 11:01pm On Apr 09, 2015

tohpahz:

Lol.. na joke i dey oo

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Jaycool18(m): 11:02pm On Apr 09, 2015

me be like :bae your ex is sexy
she :which ?
me: me tongue

Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 11:03pm On Apr 09, 2015

kinglekan:

Hahahaha

Swtiii dis got me ROTFL..

You must have been a rili bad geh oooo. U had d ability to stop a man from serving God.

Wait oooo!! did u practice all the kamasutra moves on him? I bet that's enuf to cause him to backslide.

I hail theee Maaa.

Lolzz.. i was a good gal then oo.. he broke up cos of sex.. i wasn't even doing any moves on him yet..
D serving God part na wash jare. angry

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Re: Funny Break Up Lines by Fabdedon(m): 11:03pm On Apr 09, 2015

[quote author=tohpahz post=32539950]

And ada too is blinded by obi'z possession nd playboy(ry) that she thinks it's love too.. thank God not every gal is ada. tongue

[/quote hehehe yeah thats true.. I wish ppl would learn but sha.. Its normal.. I think the best way to date is just be in good terms... When things go the other way round you be glad you didnt go too deep]

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