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Re: Funny Break Up Lines by forandy(m): 3:43am On May 04, 2015
Really, our time together has just become more effort than you’re worth grin
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by tohpahz(f): 6:40am On May 04, 2015
forandy:
Really, our time together has just become more effort than you’re worth grin

grin badt one
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by jamalchance(m): 3:49pm On May 15, 2015
Confirmer:
'Our destinies are not intertwined' (kadara wa ko papo)
'I need some space'
'My love for you is affecting my concentration at work grin'
'Our friendship will me more exciting'
'Mum just brought a girl from our village and said she will disown me if I fail to marry her. Please advice me' sad
'why did you like a guy's picture on facebook/instagram? Its so OVER' grin

Badt guy
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by faith551(m): 4:08pm On May 15, 2015
I said I love her and she said I don't love her as much as she loves me, I provoke. So you mean I no love you shey, it is over.
Believing minds are at owners risk
Re: Funny Break Up Lines by keni315(f): 1:00am On May 17, 2015
'I dont knw aw to put it bt dear someone is
carrying my child and i feel reasponsible for it'


for ladies, best break up line ---''i'm pregnant and you are not the father'' gbam!!! One time the guy go leave you

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Re: Funny Break Up Lines by networkrecharg: 8:08pm On May 22, 2015
[size=80pt] TOHPAHZ :oCONGRATS MISS NL 2015[/size]

tohpahz:
Evening yall!!
And so i made a comment on a thread about break up..
And i remembered the break up line my first boyfriend used on me, i just had to smile..

He said. " amy,i have to break up with you because i want to serve God more and i can't do that with u"

Lolzz.
So, share any break up line that was funny to you,lets have fun!

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Re: Funny Break Up Lines by keni315(f): 4:36am On May 23, 2015
God is not saying anything about this relationship......its over!

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Re: Funny Break Up Lines by forandy(m): 11:42am On Jun 16, 2015
 Uve gotten more dan u bargained 4,wit dz i don't see an us in the future,because dia r som tnx i cnt change try as much as i can.I'd stil be dat unopen gal dat rebels,Can't fit into ur script of a perfect partner .. sorry for wasting your time.I Hope yu get dat gal.. Goodluck!Thanks4 ur time.. Ps: don't call!

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