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Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by Adamo84(m): 3:48pm On Apr 10, 2015
uselessgoat:
undecided


BUY A KOBOKO OR AN IRON BELT TO BEAT SENSES INTO HER. THAT IS HOW MY FATHER BEATS MY MOTHER TILL SHE LOST HER LEFT EYE. EVER SINCE SHE HAS BEEN GENTLE. CAN'T WAIT TO BEAT MY WIFE WHEN I'M MARRIED cool
shocked lipsrsealed
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by XRAY21(m): 3:50pm On Apr 10, 2015
Petra23:
D title of d movie is Petra:-P
enjoy your movie
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by freshcvv(m): 3:52pm On Apr 10, 2015
Petra23:
Sometimex naggin x inevitatble bt i love t wn he kipx calm n kiss me dn lemme knw dat d naggin aspct is killin him..i can nag wen he mkx me mad sha bt den m glad ma cutie knws ow to calm me downkiss

Believe me, a day is coming he would use a hammer to shut you up when he can no longer tolerate or pretend.

You better stop it than expecting him to keep tolerating.
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by Adamo84(m): 3:57pm On Apr 10, 2015
uselessgoat:
undecided


BUY A KOBOKO OR AN IRON BELT TO BEAT SENSES INTO HER. THAT IS HOW MY FATHER BEATS MY MOTHER TILL SHE LOST HER LEFT EYE. EVER SINCE SHE HAS BEEN GENTLE. CAN'T WAIT TO BEAT MY WIFE WHEN I'M MARRIED cool
Who liked the above Na wah ooo
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by Petra23(f): 3:58pm On Apr 10, 2015
freshcvv:


Believe me, a day is coming he would use a hammer to shut you up when he can no longer tolerate or pretend.

You better stop it than expecting him to keep tolerating.
If u cnt tolerate nag,den,do ur best nt to make ur woman angry.xpctin her to be mute aftr hurtin her x lik just a wish.bhave if u wnt a woman nt to nag d hell outa ur life.tx dat simple

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Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by Petra23(f): 4:01pm On Apr 10, 2015
XRAY21:
enjoy your movie
Dat m doin
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by seunfly: 4:13pm On Apr 10, 2015
poiZon:

n u wont come back abi?
someone once asked, who would u chose between a NAGGING WIFE n aN INFIDEL WIFE?
ME none of d above!
a nagging wife can make u think of committin suicide just to ease her pains.
a naggin wife fit do u put ur dick inside fowl nyarsh.


My brother, truly I don't know which one to choose from ooo, they are both asasins but if a wife cheats and she hide it from you and makes you happy by doing all her duties has wife, my brother it is better at least you won't have that emotional torture since you don't know but nagging can't be hidden and your bp will surely rise sooner or later.
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by Adamo84(m): 4:14pm On Apr 10, 2015
Larryjay4u:


And u think washing your wife's pant makes u a mumu? But you can l**k that p***y covered with the pant. Nigerian men and shallow brain sha
You'd have done a better job by not generalising, Who told you all Nigerian Men holds his view and who also told you all Nigerian men l**k the p***y
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by legalwealth(m): 4:26pm On Apr 10, 2015
Timbuktou:
How To Deal With A Nagging Wife:

Get up and do as she says like the boy-boy that you are:

OR:

1. Look at her for fifteen seconds when she's speaking.

2. Say nothing.

3. Look away and continue whatever you were doing before
the nagging gates opened.

4. If the noise is too much, suggest that she lower the
volume of her amplifier.

5. If that doesn't help, go get a drink: this should help in
shutting you up too.

6. If it doesn't help, tell her to shut up.

7. If she doesn't shut up, get up and kiss her. This should
work if she's not possessed.

8. If the kiss doesn't work, you should know that she's the
one to host the airforce midnight meeting of the week. Get
change of clothes for work, leave home, call olosho or
olosho supplier, get a comfortable room.

9. Call from work the next day. And increase the length of
days as discretion allows.

10. Repeat as required. angry angry


This usually cures 95% of nagging spouse situations. If this
doesn't work, you're finished. You either will be a hen-
pecked bastarrd, die young, or get a divorce. In which case,
the first part might just be for you. sad sad


Follow the rubbish prescriptions in the OP at your own peril.

I laugh...
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by Nebila(f): 4:29pm On Apr 10, 2015
Ok...
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by seunfly: 4:33pm On Apr 10, 2015
prettyJoy22:
I don't nag but I give the silent treatment,my boyfriend says he wishes I nag instead @ least he would know what was on my mind #weird undecided

Yes it is true, I once had a girlfriend like you, it can be frustrating because u will not even know u ve offended her and you only see a change in are behavours then you begin to wonder what u have done wrong again. You will wish you have a girl who can express her self to you. Trust me nothing compares to a nagging woman, it seems as if you swallowed big palm kernel fruit which stuck your throat or you have heavy loads on you heart that is about to uproot your heart out of your chest.

You are far better than nagging wife but do it in moderation.

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Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by Nobody: 4:35pm On Apr 10, 2015
seunfly:
Yeah, some of your point are meant for Nigerian girls but most can work in Nigeria.

The best things is silence or walkout to receive fresh air.

yh this is what u do- sweep under the carpet all s.hit and then when resentment is so big that she becomes cold as freezer to u- u r like - omg what happened. s.hit men who dont know how to communicate with their wives, always will call them nagging. somehow in marriages where men are attentive and listens- theres no such thing. calling your wife nagging just shows that u r weak in socialising. i can be super star in blabbing with a neighbour as well but when it comes to your wife- u r autistic!
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by Nobody: 4:39pm On Apr 10, 2015
Timbuktou:
How To Deal With A Nagging Wife:

Get up and do as she says like the boy-boy that you are:

OR:

1. Look at her for fifteen seconds when she's speaking.

2. Say nothing.

3. Look away and continue whatever you were doing before
the nagging gates opened.

4. If the noise is too much, suggest that she lower the
volume of her amplifier.

5. If that doesn't help, go get a drink: this should help in
shutting you up too.

6. If it doesn't help, tell her to shut up.

7. If she doesn't shut up, get up and kiss her. This should
work if she's not possessed.

8. If the kiss doesn't work, you should know that she's the
one to host the airforce midnight meeting of the week. Get
change of clothes for work, leave home, call olosho or
olosho supplier, get a comfortable room.

9. Call from work the next day. And increase the length of
days as discretion allows.

10. Repeat as required. angry angry


This usually cures 95% of nagging spouse situations. If this
doesn't work, you're finished. You either will be a hen-
pecked bastarrd, die young, or get a divorce. In which case,
the first part might just be for you. sad sad


Follow the rubbish prescriptions in the OP at your own peril.


pffff gud luck with your 95% cheesy cheesy cheesy do that and u can go f.uck yourself to all 4 directions !
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by seunfly: 4:43pm On Apr 10, 2015
gofyourself:


yh this is what u do- sweep under the carpet all s.hit and then when resentment is so big that she becomes cold as freezer to u- u r like - omg what happened. s.hit men who dont know how to communicate with their wives, always will call them nagging. somehow in marriages where men are attentive and listens- theres no such thing. calling your wife nagging just shows that u r weak in socialising. i can be super star in blabbing with a neighbour as well but when it comes to your wife- u r autistic!

Sister you don't know what they call nagging woman, their is difference between expression of greavience or trashing out differences and a complainant/nagging. She complain about everything, actions, reactions, assume you ve done something you did not know anything about in fact many times their is nothing to listen to other abuses, name calling and big headache.

I pray not to have anything to do with such woman again.
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by Nobody: 4:49pm On Apr 10, 2015
gofyourself:



pffff gud luck with your 95% cheesy cheesy cheesy do that and u can go f.uck yourself to all 4 directions !
Exactly. The other puscy washed up anyway. So, if she wanna leave imma wish good luck and enlist the services of someone more sensible. If that one's as daft, then we'll have to open a changing ministry won't we? No woman is too important to next, yall aint that valuable. wink
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by AmakaDNB(f): 5:06pm On Apr 10, 2015
nonjebose:
Hmmm. I can see that working
Works like magic
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by fzero: 5:17pm On Apr 10, 2015
Petra23:
Beat her n pray u dnt end up in d mutuary cux she might end up slicin ur throat at 9t.tngue out
She dare not do that.. Happy birthday kiss
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by Nobody: 5:23pm On Apr 10, 2015
uselessgoat:
undecided


BUY A KOBOKO OR AN IRON BELT TO BEAT SENSES INTO HER. THAT IS HOW MY FATHER BEATS MY MOTHER TILL SHE LOST HER LEFT EYE. EVER SINCE SHE HAS BEEN GENTLE. CAN'T WAIT TO BEAT MY WIFE WHEN I'M MARRIED cool

Bwahahahahaahahahahaha...
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by Austeenite(m): 5:29pm On Apr 10, 2015
Never for me...
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by XBLadez: 5:30pm On Apr 10, 2015
I know I'm violating, but the food section is Sahara deserted. So sorry in advance.
Please help tell what ingredients I need to prepare stew with chicken. Also state which goes in first in the pot. I can cook white rice perfectly but I have problem going into the kitchen, so cooking has never been part of me. I need ur help now so I can avoid starving myself like I did 2 weeks ago, during the presidential election.
Expecting answers..thanks
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by paulolee(m): 5:43pm On Apr 10, 2015
edwife:
Op you never jam nagging men?that's like death sentence.
hmmmm.... m happy it's Kumin from a gal..
nice pix shaa... hope u dnT nag coz u sound as if u nag
.....can i apply??
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by paulolee(m): 5:43pm On Apr 10, 2015
edwife:
Op you never jam nagging men?that's like death sentence.
hmmmm.... m happy it's Kumin from a gal..
nice pix shaa... hope u ain't one of dem coz u sound as if u nag
.....
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by Petra23(f): 5:44pm On Apr 10, 2015
fzero:

She dare not do that.. Happy birthday kiss
.kikikiki..lafin in swahili.tnkx 4 d wish n amen to it.
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by Iffffffy(f): 6:23pm On Apr 10, 2015
uselessgoat:




You well so
I should ask you that
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by freshcvv(m): 6:44pm On Apr 10, 2015
Petra23:
If u cnt tolerate nag,den,do ur best nt to make ur woman angry.xpctin her to be mute aftr hurtin her x lik just a wish.bhave if u wnt a woman nt to nag d hell outa ur life.tx dat simple

How is that possible? So you are already to nag at any offense? Are you a time bomb? Must nagging be the only reaction to a passive offense?

Even some so called offense can be traced back to be non issue but an issue in the imagination of the woman.

Don't some women nag at assumptions?
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by sirdouglas(m): 7:01pm On Apr 10, 2015
uselessgoat:
undecided


BUY A KOBOKO OR AN IRON BELT TO BEAT SENSES INTO HER. THAT IS HOW MY FATHER BEATS MY MOTHER TILL SHE LOST HER LEFT EYE. EVER SINCE SHE HAS BEEN GENTLE. CAN'T WAIT TO BEAT MY WIFE WHEN I'M MARRIED cool

Meeetchewwww useless post from a useless goat

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Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by adonismuller(m): 7:46pm On Apr 10, 2015
Petra23:
Sometimex naggin x inevitatble bt i love t wn he kipx calm n kiss me dn lemme knw dat d naggin aspct is killin him..i can nag wen he mkx me mad sha bt den m glad ma cutie knws ow to calm me downkiss
weak point noted..lol
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by Nobody: 8:08pm On Apr 10, 2015
Timbuktou:
Exactly. The other puscy washed up anyway. So, if she wanna leave imma wish good luck and enlist the services of someone more sensible. If that one's as daft, then we'll have to open a changing ministry won't we? No woman is too important to next, yall aint that valuable. wink

this is exactly what i think about every man - u r not too important to keep. even if there r children with u.
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by Nobody: 8:13pm On Apr 10, 2015
seunfly:


Sister you don't know what they call nagging woman, their is difference between expression of greavience or trashing out differences and a complainant/nagging. She complain about everything, actions, reactions, assume you ve done something you did not know anything about in fact many times their is nothing to listen to other abuses, name calling and big headache.

I pray not to have anything to do with such woman again.

nagging to many men became a word of everyday usage. the real nagging is when woman hate her husband and hates whatever he does. this is what i call nagging. but if i come back from 12 hour shift at work and find his socks on the floor somewhere or dishes in the sink- of course i will complain to that lazy a.ss because sitting all day on his d.ick couldn't pick his s.hit up!
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by Petra23(f): 8:26pm On Apr 10, 2015
adonismuller:
weak point noted..lol
Cutie? Hmmm! U knw ma medicine x dat succulent lipx of urs.
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by Petra23(f): 8:33pm On Apr 10, 2015
adonismuller:
weak point noted..lol
Cutie? Hmmm!!! So v knwn tx ma weak point ni?lotta kissex
Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by Nobody: 8:34pm On Apr 10, 2015
fzero:

She dare not do that.. Happy birthday kiss

not a throat- the d.ick

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