Woow!!!
It’s okay to eat your wife in Saudi Arabia, but
only if you’re extremely hungry.
A Mufti – a Muslim legal expert who is
empowered to give rulings on religious matters
– has allegedly given the green light for
cannibalism.
Abdul Aziz bin Abdullah came under fire for this
outrageous move, a number of Arabian
websites are reporting.
A Tayyar report roughly translates as: ‘Mufti of
Saudi Arabia issued a new fatwa which allows
a man to eat his wife in the event he is afflicted
with a severe hunger.

‘The Mufti of Saudi Arabia said it is evidence of
the sacrifice of women and obedience to her
husband.’
But religious authorities denied he made such
claims.
Khalid ben Abdel-Rahman El-Shaye, assistant
secretary general of the Global Commission for
Introducing the Messenger, affiliating to the
Muslim World League, told CNN Arabic: ‘The
truth is that this is fabricated and made up
from its basis.
‘These ill thoughts cannot come from any
Muslim, regardless of a great scholar who
Muslims refer to from around the world.’
www.metro.co.uk/2015/04/09/eating-your-wife-is-fair-game-in-this-country-but-only-if-youre-really-hungry-5142511/

demon possesed people.

Lord have mercy

good. can we eat children too?

krall:
good. can we eat children too?

Ask Mr Abdul..

Misleading topic

Here I was thinking it meant the other kind of eating...

*makes a sign of the cross*

^^^^^^^^
Thought same too

^ There are no limits to that kind of eating.

Wowzers.

In other words, in Saudi Arabia, you can suck the life out of a woman, and then proceed to eat her. Good to know. I totally think this guy might be a VORE, or one of those weirdo real-life vampire-people that get off on drinking human blood. How else can you explain this shxt?

Edit: I'm glad they had the sense to deny it, but can you really make this shxt up? Really?

krall:
good. can we eat children too?

Only if after having devoured your wife, you're still hungry.

Tunnamania:
Is it a must u open thread ?
from your story , u yourself read it that the story was untrue. So y must u create thread with such misleading topic?

Mehn man! If you have being to Saudi Arabia before then u might not find this topic strange coz Mr Abdul is a respected man in S/A and thiz news is wats trendin in S/A now.

EnlightenedSoul:
^ There are no limits to that kind of eating.

Wowzers.

In other words, in Saudi Arabia, you can suck the life out of a woman, and then proceed to eat her. Good to know. I totally think this guy might be a VORE, or one of those weirdo real-life vampire-people that get off on drinking human blood. How else can you explain this shxt?

Edit: I'm glad they had the sense to deny it, but can you really make this shxt up? Really?

What?

nsiazu:
What?

"What?!" = the phrase we should all be screaming in unison after having read that mind-fvck of an article you posted.

EnlightenedSoul:


"What?!" = the phrase we should all be screaming in unison after having read that mind-fvck of an article you posted.

EnlightenedSoul:


"What?!" = the phrase we should all be screaming in unison after having read that mind-fvck of an article you posted.

Is it favouritism 4 the guys?

it is evidence of
the sacrifice of women and obedience to her
husband.’

Any woman who is this du.mb should definitely be eaten.

kandiikane:


Any woman who is this du.mb should definitely be eaten.

kandiikane:


Any woman who is this du.mb should definitely be eaten.

nsiazu:
Is it favouritism 4 the guys?

Why the slant, lol?

The first things to enter my mind: Cannibal? Vulture (just look at the guy, heh). Blood-play(er). Vorarephile.

It's kink. Perversion. High probability he spent all his life running away from it (or not), until it finally slipped out in a context he perhaps thought acceptable, in a fatwa of all things.

His PR must be in a shocked frenzy, poor people.

They have started with their lies again. shameless people. una no dey tire?

EnlightenedSoul:


Why the slant, lol?

The first things to enter my mind: Cannibal? Vulture (just look at the guy, heh). Blood-play(er). Vorarephile.

It's kink. Perversion. High probability he spent all his life running away from it (or not), until it finally slipped out in a context he perhaps thought acceptable, in a fatwa of all things.

His PR must be in a shocked frenzy, poor people.

Coz it sounds funny.

How gullible can people be?

FAKE FATWA.
A Saudi Arabian cleric did not issue a fatwa making it okay for men to eat their wives. In an incident that proves, reassuringly, that dumb satire is not limited to the English-speaking world, a North African satire site invented this preposterous religious edict by a Saudi sheikh, permitting cannibalism (by men, only) in the “event of severe hunger.” CNN Arabic confirmed on Thursday that the fatwa was fictitious. One Saudi official called the news “lies and fabrication,” meant to disgrace Muslims and distract from Saudi Arabia’s current campaign in Yemen.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2015/04/10/what-was-fake-on-the-internet-this-week-zombie-attacks-cannibalist-decrees-and-big-sean-and-biebers-twitter-beef/

Abuamam:
How gullible can people be?

FAKE FATWA.
A Saudi Arabian cleric did not issue a fatwa making it okay for men to eat their wives. In an incident that proves, reassuringly, that dumb satire is not limited to the English-speaking world, a North African satire site invented this preposterous religious edict by a Saudi sheikh, permitting cannibalism (by men, only) in the “event of severe hunger.” CNN Arabic confirmed on Thursday that the fatwa was fictitious. One Saudi official called the news “lies and fabrication,” meant to disgrace Muslims and distract from Saudi Arabia’s current campaign in Yemen.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2015/04/10/what-was-fake-on-the-internet-this-week-zombie-attacks-cannibalist-decrees-and-big-sean-and-biebers-twitter-beef/

Hmmm Then how come it went viral?

nsiazu:
Hmmm Then how come it went viral?

There is strong affinity in the US and EU for certain types of news. Satire is propagated as real and it spreads because it is what some people love to hear. Even the mainstream media take advantage of that effect to sell their news, by twisting the title and/or the story to meet their readers' expectations. As you can see, the Washington Post has debunked it.

It might b true or untrue. Fact is, it must not cross anybody's mind or even b discussed.

crackhaus:
Misleading topic

Here I was thinking it meant the other kind of eating...

*makes a sign of the cross*

ROTFL!!



Bad Guy!!

blazetitov:


ROTFL!!



Bad Guy!!

LOL.

From his mouth alone, it is easy to tell he is a real chopper.

Wow I think this is brilliant, in the middle east of all places, its now legal to divide the red sea and have your fill

Where I come from, gala and la casera woefully and repeatedly lost to this special delicacy. Good one Mr. Abdul you would be a hero for saving marriages.


























You just thought of it right?