I DON LAUGH TIRE

old man: plz young man, do u knw lord lugard street
akpos: oga sorry oh,i no knw dia oh.
(afta d man had gone a bit far,akpos started calling him,he called him like 5 times b4 d old man heard him nd came back)
akpos oga,u knw that time wey u ask me weda i knw lord lugards street
old man:yes
akpos:i run go ask my frnd weda he knw dia
old man:thank u my son,so wia did ur frnd tell u d street is ?
akpos:he say im too no knw d place.

Pls one word for Apors

Funny

Akpos opened his eyes after a
surgical operation and breathed"Thank
God it's over" But it seem something is vibrating in my belly.
A man on the other side of his bed
said,
"Don't be so sure,when i did mine they left an
injection in my belly and had to
open it again".
Another patient added,
"Same with me but mine was a pack
of cotton wool".
Almost immediately, the doctor who did the
operation stormed
in and asked,"Has anyone seen my Tecno Phone?".
Akpos fainted.

Akpors had a dream that he was
attacked by
Armed Robber on his
way from his Bank and was robbed of millions of
Dollars ..
The next day he closed his bank
account.. And
his friend Eazy asked why...
Akpors replied: The Bank Slogan
says
."We Make your Dreams come
true'' and I'm
not ready to die and lose my Money now.

Teacher: What do u call a Boyfriend that attends Celetial Church and beat u up everyday.
Ekaetteh: Cele Bobo on the beat!!